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vebbon: samsteved: they wanna be shrek and fiona so bad Well, I’m never going to unsee this so I might as well inflict it on as many other people as I can.
alpacalypse: President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie
bemusedlybespectacled: Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon
ventedtigers: sortofpunkstorm: juannation: Do y'all remember this fight from Shrek? Fuck idk why I didn’t see that coming… WHAT THE FUCKKK GOD DAMMIT
moriarty: if you think shrek 3 sucks think again
redrainyumbrella: kurtofskyforlife: disneyismyescape: Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)! Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him.
pauljpeg: every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: ysera: daredevans: ysera: beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome shrek never mind post cancelled coward @rageomega
chessys: we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek
2000ish: shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow. @rageomega @thriftstoregoth
liroxiv: ifreakinglovemarshmallows: paperboyjosh: moriarty: if you think shrek 3 sucks think again I think about this moment all the time Bards really be like that Led Zeppelin music is tough and expensive to license so you better have enjoyed
beameupscotty: Shrek up in tha house! @therealjacksepticeye
totonut: shrek is the god of self confidence
blindbeards0llux: no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre
fricklez: when people ask you who shrek is
hellopatchy: waluigiology: Can’t believe the horrific use of green face in guardians of the galaxy. As if us shrek-kin haven’t been oppressed enough already in today’s ogrephobic society. New goal: Incorporate the term ‘ogrephobic’ in my
labyrinthianotaku: frogna: get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: juannation: Do y'all remember this fight from Shrek? Tumblr mobile froze during this but I still had the audio and that was even better fuck yall I DIDNT THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT WOULD HAPPEN
steverinocheshire: THERE IT IS, THERE’S THE LIMIT SO, IT TOOK, THE SCRIPT OF BEE MOVIE, THE SCRIPT OF THE FIRST SHREK MOVIE, AND MULTIPLE SCRIPTS FROM THE STARWARS SAGA, IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE.
aesceticc: miniongtt: the-spooky-orgy: [x] WHAT Gonna be honest, my sides were not prepared for wreck it shrek
ruinedchildhood: The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek Papa bear on the rebound though
kermitthefrrog: listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like
dajo42: cantusvulpis: So my school is putting on Shrek the musical and the director asked me to help make protest signs against Lord Farquaad, but she wants them to mostly be puns so if u guys have any please share OGRETHROW THE ESTABLISHMENT WE’LL
mindtheglass: today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner. we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek,
sagihairius: last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying
aidn: i just had a huge moment of realisation in this lecture and need to tell you all right now. in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith watches the film Shrek. this means that dreamworks animation studios exists in this universe. this would mean that the
curvy-cuttlefish: bootymax: Anybody who complains about how over-advertised Frozen is obviously doesn’t remember the horrors of seeing Shreks face on literally every single product in the grocery store.
deanwinchesterheartscastiel: knightofchristmas: nefertsukia: disneyprincessalexia: thehufflepufffromgallifrey: I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him
stargiant: ziggzaggoon: imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude he has really nice eyes
piddza: pop culture references in shrek 2
lifeisdisney: we need to talk about shrek more
static–things: anonymousnerdgirl: 2000ish: ruinedchildhood: preach: no-chill-blog: lmaoooo someone made it a shirt.. i’m dying… found it HERE Shrek eats pussy confirmed. Nothing but respect for MY king. @ staff when will you just
danlsnotonfire: pizzaback: wannabeanimator: DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found.
artiependragons: frostgiants: shift-to-vector-cannon-mode: anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece HERE IT IS THIS ICONIC MOMENT IN CINEMA IS 12 YEARS OLD TODAY
gay-pastel-dragon: otherwindow: some-awkward-creep: otherwindow: Dark Souls (2011) Im 100 percent sure thats from shrek Know your source material
uglysex: syntheticpop: lvxanna: fenomenally: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL 2017 IS JUST AN ENDLESS SHITTY MEME HES FUCKING SINGING ALONG Isnt this the shrek song?? When hes first coming out of the swamp? Its fitting LMFAO
highmachinegun: waltersandmurdock: bemusedlybespectacled: Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking
minervafloofderg: brutusp: Shrek (2001) Why is this so well rendered?
santiagogarcia:ORANGE CATS IN FILM Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961): Cat Harry and Tonto (1974): Tonto Alien (1979): Jonesy Men in Black (1997): Orion Shrek 2 (2004): Puss in Boots Garfield (2004): Garfield Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004):
orgith: littleshrekthings: shrek confirmed rabidblog
slbtumblng: arsondadko: slbtumblng: feathers-ruffled: yiffmeister: bee-shrek-test-in-the-house: im pretty sure that johnny test was the first show to oversexualize genderbends johnny breast Ya think so? ^ The pun won. Also nice reminder. Hot
bee-shrek-test-in-the-house: im pretty sure that johnny test was the first show to oversexualize genderbends also the only good thing to come out of this crappy show
ladie-bug: I wanted an excuse to draw my favorite shrek scene, Sakura and Hinata. rofl XD
Romeu e Julieta, Edward e Bella, Shrek e Fiona, Ron e Hermione, Stefan e Elena, Jack e Rose, tumblr e Eu.
sealfie: Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek
fuzzykitty01: westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR] You’re living in the past it’s a new generation [LOUD GUITAR] [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S
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englandsbooty: even People magazine made Shrek jokes
gayluigifanfiction: aberrantkenosis: Yeah, I love SJWs………………….. Smooth Jazz Waluigis. shrek’s there too thank god
where-is-the-apple-juice: sebastlianstan: Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read
Optimism at its finest.
blazepress: Shrek knows.
tsartorial: denting: i cant deal with this i can’t believe we live in a time where a vine exists that incorporates Shrek, RuPaul’s Drag Race, and Drake all at the same time. truly amazing