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kaiba-cave: finlovesbolin: #I NEVER REALIZED HOW FUNNY THIS WAS UNTIL TODAY #LIKE HE’S FUCKING RUNNING AWAY FROM AN OGRE #BUT HE’S FOLLOWING THE PATH SET UP BY THE LITTLE BARRIER #AND SHREK JUST BUSTS THROUGH #BUT HE’S STILL RUNNING THROUGH
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ziggzaggoon: imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude
: Não escolha a pessoa mais bonita do mundo. Escolha a pessoa que faz do seu mundo, o mais bonito!
sunshinewithsprinklesontop: did-you-kno: Source A friend was practically harassed by motherfucking Shrek a few years ago. Only in Hollywood. Smh, my friend attacked that sponge bob once. Hollywood smh lmao
moriarty: if you think shrek 3 sucks think again
Um dia, por favor, pare de ligar para o que sai da boca dos outros e passe a se importar com o que você pensa. Shrek
ilostyourbrain: O problema não sou eu, é o mundo que parece ter um problema comigo. - Shrek .
datdonk: 2spookyforchombie: cellophanerose: damaramegidoschoiceass: cliscia: from the producers who saw Shrek NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH THAT BEN 10 THING IS SERIOUSLY DISTURBING Bear Of The Interest is a high class weapon. GOOD LORD i
Se queres realmente alguma coisa, o único que pode impedir-te de alcançá-la és tu Shrek Terceiro
did-you-kno: Chris Farley was the original voice of Shrek. He’d recorded nearly 90% of his lines before he died, but instead of having an impersonator record the remaining lines, they hired Mike Myers and completely re-wrote the film. You can
bonerfart: yiffmaster: neilnevins: imagine being the woman in this commercial who had to pretend she was dancing with the cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart where is she now where do you go once you’ve reached the top
angelalone: “Eles me julgam antes de me conhecer. É por isso que eu fico melhor sozinho” Shrek.
moviesadiccion: Shrek (2001)
obliviator: is that shrek font
Sabe o que foi melhor no meu dia hoje? Eu pude me apaixonar por você novamente. Shrek Forever After
Sabe por que Shrek é o melhor conto de fadas? - Por que ele ensina, que ninguém precisa ser perfeito para ter um final feliz.
Com o tempo você percebe que não importa o que pensam de você, mas sim oque você realmente é. Shrek
martinfreeman: catholicamputee: this was the weirdest movie ever. shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time
ask-dr-knockout: wizardmoon:naruhina-headcanon: marvel-pin-up-girl: Rewatched “Sprit: Stallion of the Cimarron” for the hundredth time and, like, why don’t people talk about this movie more??? Like it came out only a year after Shrek and that
kane52630: pootiekd: ruinedchildhood: gum-my-bears: stream: Hulk normal flesh toneAvengers: Endgame (2019) Shrek 2 (2004) Turn him back to green please? Thank you
OKAY SO… I made a typo and instead of “underswap” I wrote “underSWAMP" that’s the new AU lol
blindbeards0llux: no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre
If I get taken down at the very least I die with Shreks as my last post… I can die at peace.
me: tries to have a normal streamyall: SHREK AU TIME
burn-4u: Definitive Marvel Viewing Order Thor: Ragnarok Captain America: the Winter Soldier(optional) Black Panther Spiderman: into the Spiderverse Spiderman 2 Logan Sky High Megamind Wonder Woman Prince of Egypt Shrek 2 Bionicle: the Mask of Light
floozys: i can’t believe that shrek started out as a film making fun of disney’s capitalistic crap and then three sequels, two holiday specials, one spinoff, one musical and unlimited amount of merch later became the very thing that inspired it’s
that-greeky-girl:My own work
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marietouly: Finally ,sorry for being slow ! Part two of the sixfanarts challenge ! Shrek’s swamp ! Hope you’re gonna like it ! https://www.instagram.com/toulymarie/?hl=fr
whitefenix207: jolleydolley: did yall know that there’s concept art of teenage shrek Cursed image
neilnevins: imagine being the woman in this commercial who had to pretend she was dancing with the cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart
incorrect48quotes:Paruru: [enters the room wearing neon green sweatpants with shrek’s face repeated across them in a pattern]Yuihan: Take your pants off right nowParuru: Okay but is that like a sexy take your pants off, or a “I fucking hate them”
Happy 13th anniversary to Shrek 3! Welcome to our swamp! https://www.instagram.com/p/CPBzWr_BpyL/?utm_medium=tumblr
wingmyweibeifong: dimetrodone: The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times Jennifer Saunders singing this to a full orchestra
dietcondoms: this is the official shrek facebook page
lifeisdisney: we need to talk about shrek more
ruinedchildhood: The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek Papa bear on the rebound though
totonut: shrek is the god of self confidence
where-is-the-apple-juice: sebastlianstan: Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read
otherwindow: some-awkward-creep: otherwindow: Dark Souls (2011) Im 100 percent sure thats from shrek
do-black-people-do-stuff: snarkyandsnatched: has anybody made the observation yet that mike wazowski looks like what you would get if you crossed a minion with shrek Don’t do this
killtonyabbott: this video of a woman brushing the play doh teeth of a disembodied shrek head has 100m views
artiependragons: frostgiants: shift-to-vector-cannon-mode: anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece HERE IT IS THIS ICONIC MOMENT IN CINEMA IS 12 YEARS OLD TODAY
ysera: daredevans: ysera: beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome shrek never mind post cancelled
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: the-macra: donkey saying “parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet” implies the existence of a concept of a hell and damnation in the shrek universe; the recognition that the earth is one
demenshah:steampunk-llama:i-am-corbin-dallas:esterexpositio: SHREK 2 (2004) I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand
marvel-pin-up-girl: Rewatched “Sprit: Stallion of the Cimarron” for the hundredth time and, like, why don’t people talk about this movie more??? Like it came out only a year after Shrek and that movie has a shit ton of sequels and yet no one ever
mindtheglass:today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so
sonofkrabkrab: ghoulsjw: ghoulsjw: That scene in Shrek 2 where they’re staying in Fiona’s childhood bedroom and he can’t sleep… powerful
extremefandomfeels: localtiredgoat: Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS And they didn’t even mention the best page. I wish the movies were as buckwild as this.
WHAT ARE YA DOIN’ IN MY SWAMP!?!Thank you Alan13 for this wonderful model that I can now make so much fat ogre porn with.
homovikings: the most emotionally charged movie scene of the 21st century had to be when Mongo the giant gingerbread man in shrek 2 sacrificed himself and fell into the water and as his giant face was submerged he intoned, “beeeeeee……..gooooooooood………..”
alrightanakin: Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them