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ejacutastic: shwa-tarded: harrysgettinhead: leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit because it’s all a big secret right secret leggings secret vagina secret NO I JUST REALLY
marchcronus: It’s weird how people judge others on what they wear Someone wears revealing clothes “Wow, she’s a slut.” Someone wears a t-shirt and baggy pants “I bet they’re poor” Someone wears another human’s flesh “Oh shit run for
tsuki-nekota: beyond-y0ur-limits: mindoftheunkind: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself My soul would of evaporated right there Your worst nightmare coming true.
genlamar: bennyblnce: yo women be horny as hell and you wouldn’t even know ityou could be chillin with a girl, start fuckin with her, touchin, kissin, all that good shit right? then you slide your hand in the pants to rub the clit and the pussy wetter
creepyrat: i-glove-molly: thatboyswagg: pants-cat: Tag your porn… Holy fuck super cool Does anyone else notice at the end how the smoke starts to turn into a shit ton of sub smoke circles moving in all different directions, spaced nearly perfectly
trottimmus: alternativecheese:lackyannie:in any language, we know this painthis is fucking funnier in spanish I kindof didn’t see it was in Spanish so u thought she was saying shit then actually shat her new pants.
asianbearx:Cuddling with no pants on and tangling legs with your thighs intertwined, that’s my shit right there. Sharing body heat and having skin to skin contact. Gets me way too hype.
soniico: lesbolution:can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it
asianbearx: cuddling with no pants on and tangling legs with your thighs intertwined, that’s my shit right there. sharing body heat and having skin to skin contact. gets me way too hype
vagisodium: if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
teethvsteeth: thehopefulhopeless: give me hickeys and tell me what you don’t tell anyone else “I shit my pants last year at the county fair”
menwithbigsticks: Holy shit! If I had a cock like that, I would NEVER wear pants.
sweatdriesbloodclots: macjackdowell: I’ll take “Shit My Pants” for 1000, Alex. reblog everytime
bennyblnce: yo women be horny as hell and you wouldn’t even know it you could be chillin with a girl, start fuckin with her, touchin, kissin, all that good shit right? then you slide your hand in the pants to rub the clit and the pussy wetter than
marciellesmusings:five-0fever: stileslovesderek: #somebody write me fic where they just keep grabbing whatever shit they need from each other’s pockets#it makes sense that danny would utilise those 8 katrillion pockets on steve’s cargo pants Think
asianbearx: Cuddling with no pants on and tangling legs with your thighs intertwined, that’s my shit right there. Sharing body heat and having skin to skin contact. Gets me way too hype.
communistbakery: unf0rgivingly: shouldnt: I think I just peed my pants. For the love of god watch this until the end HOLY SHIT
lovebug: z00t-g0d:yo women be horny as hell and you wouldn’t even know ityou could be chillin with a girl, start fuckin with her, touchin, kissin, all that good shit right? then you slide your hand in the pants to rub the clit and the pussy wetter
amemait: the-official-hate-of-pants: kingcartman: the-kenneth-mccormick: kingcartman: Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow? It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at English,
bigbromikey: Yesterday you saw Colton in position for a spanking he was about to get for shitting his pants. here he is mid spanking
flanneldragon: elysiadragon: flanneldragon: pochowek: yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death
titan-huntress: attackongaychou: general-stinkyballs: psyducked: ARE YOU LOVIN’ IT I would definitely shit my pants. that day, mcdonalds recieved a grim reminder SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UN WIE SIND DA BIG MAC
allthesesimplethings: vodkacupcakes: fanta-sy: vaitape: thesummernights: emma-galimam: holy fuck ahhhhh but what if there’s a storm coming. i would be shitting my pants how cool would it be to have like a wall in your room that was a giant
The Rock works out at public gyms and screams ”FOCUS” when people stare at him to keep them focused on their workout instead of him. I would shit my fucking pants… and be insanely turned on..
thespudofwisdom: i-glove-molly: thatboyswagg: pants-cat: Tag your porn… Holy fuck super cool Does anyone else notice at the end how the smoke starts to turn into a shit ton of sub smoke circles moving in all different directions, spaced nearly
perv-robot: Gif set for one of the new videos coming out in June/JulyLoving this HD quality shit. and yes…those are my Justice League Pajama pants
april176:ass-and-pants:Flashing…SEX GIF PORNThe Shit`
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they
hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants
bali-kidss: fanta-sy: vaitape: thesummernights: emma-galimam: holy fuck ahhhhh but what if there’s a storm coming. i would be shitting my pants how cool would it be to have like a wall in your room that was a giant screen and you could like
gr0uchychick3n: pitchblackloner: holy fuck, I’d shit my pants What will happen if one poops under water? :o
beyond-y0ur-limits: mindoftheunkind: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself My soul would of evaporated right there Your worst nightmare coming true.
metalleech: vildwildhjarta: ultravi0let-eyes: kingdomoftyrants: crimewave420: WORLDS HARDEST EMMURE COVER (PLS WATCH WOW GOES HARD) I think I just shit my pants. i’m laughing harder than should be humanly possible HAHAHA ah OFMG
ilovesmoothjazz1998: me:*takes 1 sip of coffee* me: im going to shit my pants
thatsbrilliantskipper: southerncharmm: stepstonewlifestyle: bluebirdsofhappyness: ms-doodle-pants: big-poppa-snorlax: bearded-snorlax: Holy shit The One. She is fighting invisible agents. I’m really disappointed that this is so over sexualized
angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”
ebonydiscipline: loveartlust: Why is my bed a mess and my pants half off? Cause its my day off and I’m not doing SHIT! Lol This child needs a hell of a spanking!! Oh nice TRL Camera
codeinelord: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself fuck hahaha Lmao
freshie: hotmeatmarket: Shit, imagine HIM in a pair of skinny jeans! He’d need three pants legs for that!! Daym!
z00t-g0d:yo women be horny as hell and you wouldn’t even know ityou could be chillin with a girl, start fuckin with her, touchin, kissin, all that good shit right? then you slide your hand in the pants to rub the clit and the pussy wetter than hurricane
peodameron: I know you did something to me. Some nerdy science shit to make me do that. You mean piss your pants?
acethevirgo: I probably would’ve shit my pants…
hella-bogus: heqaiitw: A quick reminder for everyone that the infamous Stephen King, who authored dozens of pants-shittingly terrifying horror novels, screenplays, and short stories, has a small corgi puppy named Molly and posts pictures and cute little
maisonmartinmargielous: pupjoy: i hate when girls wear high waisted shit to hide their gut but it just makes it look like they have a gut and a fupa. who ya foolin except urself Bitch high waisted pants make your waist look FAB and your ass look even
codeinelord: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself fuck hahaha
spacetool: poetiic-motion: eaglecapri: Armed protestor terrorists since 1492 HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GO ON WITH NO URGENCY… AMERICA IS AN ASS BACKWARDS COUNTRY I woupd shit my fuck pants if some ass would do that to me while i was just minding my
krishty: I shit my pants
diaryof-alittleswitch:the-official-hate-of-pants: kingcartman: the-kenneth-mccormick: kingcartman:Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow? It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit
annandalecreek: Had a request for what I was wearing while hubby was watching Nascar. He wasn’t watching the race today. I watched some basketball…watched my bracket go to shit. Just a t-shirt & old yoga pants-perfect lounging attire for a
