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mewtwoofficial: this is the face of someone who tried to fart quietly but ended up shitting their pants
kendradesires: I love how all I did was put these sweat pants on just so my naked butt and legs aren’t rubbing on my chair and now it looks like I’m ready to kick box or some shit lol.
nerdgirlextraordinaire: beyond-y0ur-limits: mindoftheunkind: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself My soul would of evaporated right there Your worst nightmare coming true. I’d die. Instantly
fatassbigknits: Day gone to shit? Grab a beer, take your pants off, get in bed and learn some German. It helps, I promise.
beyond-y0ur-limits: mindoftheunkind: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself My soul would of evaporated right there Your worst nightmare coming true.
shakboysmen: “Oh shit. Hi dad. We were…uh…wow, you have a big bulge in your pants.”
angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”
rogerdabbit:god-fucking-dammit-trip:vittyyluvscookies: Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there. Am I hungry? Am I cramping? Do I have to take a shit?-the sequel Where is the lie tho
asianbearx:Cuddling with no pants on and tangling legs with your thighs intertwined, that’s my shit right there. Sharing body heat and having skin to skin contact. Gets me way too hype.
nostalgiaultra: Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless
z00t-g0d:yo women be horny as hell and you wouldn’t even know ityou could be chillin with a girl, start fuckin with her, touchin, kissin, all that good shit right? then you slide your hand in the pants to rub the clit and the pussy wetter than hurricane
misterghana: I’d have to get out and walk after that, not to mention all the shit in my pants would make driving quite uncomfortable.
hopelessromanticbitch: These are amazing. I need to make some Holy fucking shit I just came in my pants!!! My high ass wants these in my belly now!!!
masochistmami: bennyblnce: yo women be horny as hell and you wouldn’t even know ityou could be chillin with a girl, start fuckin with her, touchin, kissin, all that good shit right? then you slide your hand in the pants to rub the clit and the pussy
smear-me-in-man-shit:pulling down a guy’s pants and finding he’s wearing hose
pitchblackloner: holy fuck, I’d shit my pants
thesochillnetwork: Shit my pants
vagisodium: if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
tuhree: if i owed this kangaroo money id be shitting my pants
i-glove-molly: thatboyswagg: pants-cat: Tag your porn… Holy fuck super cool Does anyone else notice at the end how the smoke starts to turn into a shit ton of sub smoke circles moving in all different directions, spaced nearly perfectly apart??????
flanneldragon: elysiadragon: flanneldragon: pochowek: yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death
robvandamdatass: “the face of a man who just shitted his pants” an autobiography by paul heyman.
megandmrbig: That moment when you see a naked girl on tumblr who looks exactly like his ex and you think, Well shit. I’m never undressing again. My ex does nothing for me, you have me cummin in my pants your so fucking sexy
jesfacials: cumonsteph: confessionsofasizequeen: Back when I worked at a department store, one day a customer came out of the dressing room and complained that the pants didn’t fit right in the crotch … Well I looked down, and holy shit he was
mr-poopy-pants:i will never not loose my shit at this
beyond-y0ur-limits: mindoftheunkind: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself My soul would’ve evaporated right there Your worst nightmare coming true.
coffeeandspentbrass: basedheisenberg: cyrodiil-burns: cfreezy: conorthebarbarian: iamjustdone: enrique262: Some gore/torture porn for your dash. When you have permission to shit your pants. This post should be titled “Guys check out
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone
jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might
kiefeon: bongl0ve: thepolisthennous: thecurrentawesome: if only they had pikachu, but whatever I still shit my pants when I saw these :) :) :) would never smoke out of these, let my children play with them why would you want your children to play
my-pj-pants:capslockapocalypse:brumalbreeze:These things keep evolving, but I’m not complaining.PLEA SE TURN ON THE SOUNDIT WENT FROM CUTE TO HOLY SHIT TURN THE SOUND ON
asianbearx:Cuddling with no pants on and tangling legs with your thighs intertwined, that’s my shit right there. Sharing body heat and having skin to skin contact. Gets me way too hype. yeeees
creepyrat: i-glove-molly: thatboyswagg: pants-cat: Tag your porn… Holy fuck super cool Does anyone else notice at the end how the smoke starts to turn into a shit ton of sub smoke circles moving in all different directions, spaced nearly perfectly
callmepan: So honestly how often do you scream “unleash the kraken!” when you take your pants off? Cuz this tattoo is badass and I would do that shit all the time if I had it. Lol.
undertaker15xxx: Loves this shit ! Jeans and panties!! Loves when the pull there pants off.
sonofhimeros: no1twerkslikegaston: filthy-nun: kyssthis16: pattilahell: I’m about to shit my pants OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lmaooooo HELP ME oh my god lmaooooo
silliestlovesongs: comrade-staz: anniilaugh: arcadegannon: KDJHLKSDG holy shit I’d crap my pants if I bumped into this guy satan GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT
sadhappygirl: xxrayofsunshinexx: jelenajulius: brighten-your-future: pizza: stagekisspers: ablogforblogging: aviaptor-allyn: themoveslikeonceler: elasticitymudflap: shooshoolove: inside-your-pants: i-am-thedoctor: OH. MY. GOD. holy shit
maisonmartinmargielous: pupjoy: i hate when girls wear high waisted shit to hide their gut but it just makes it look like they have a gut and a fupa. who ya foolin except urself Bitch high waisted pants make your waist look FAB and your ass look even
rosaparking: crazyshitisay: ejacutastic: shwa-tarded: harrysgettinhead: leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit because it’s all a big secret right secret leggings secret
gucciandbanana: fuck anyone who says shit about girls wearing leggings as pants
scrapes: dmthx: ejacutastic: shwa-tarded: harrysgettinhead: leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit because it’s all a big secret right secret leggings secret vagina secret
beinghipsteristoomainstream: why is it socially acceptable for guys to sag their pants all the way down to their knees but if a girl shows a little bit of her bra it’s hOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING SLUT SHAME ON YOU WOW THAT’S SO NOT CLASSY LET’S DRESS
onlyblackgirl:z00t-g0d:yo women be horny as hell and you wouldn’t even know ityou could be chillin with a girl, start fuckin with her, touchin, kissin, all that good shit right? then you slide your hand in the pants to rub the clit and the pussy wetter
soccer-mom-marie: Lemme take a quick selfie…shoot, I dropped my phone. Ok, let’s see…crap, my pants came down. Finally, now if I just…shit, my tits fell out!!! Aw, screw it… 😀
hopskip-n-jump: the-shit-song: Put some pants on, you whore. Omg. This says so much.
fanta-sy: vaitape: thesummernights: emma-galimam: holy fuck ahhhhh but what if there’s a storm coming. i would be shitting my pants how cool would it be to have like a wall in your room that was a giant screen and you could like make it into
twlboaj: inkyubeitor: tardistribute: piprika: elasticitymudflap: shooshoolove: inside-your-pants: i-am-thedoctor: OH. MY. GOD. holy shit OH DEAR LORD. I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING THERE’S TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE HELP ME sex ed dr. suess style
