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elanorpam: roachpatrol: jddominick: I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing its magnificent he can see into infinity
mandragirl: unregistered-hypercam2: moonlandingwasfaked: ruby-white-rabbit: vastderp: roachpatrol: sirartwork: reblog for noises the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms Why are this
peacethelily: roachpatrol: antikythera-astronomy: Sunset on Mars hell yes hell yes hell fucking yes We are alive to see a sunset from another planet
skitty-little-kitty: roachpatrol: mogifire: friend this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around This needs to be turned into an animated movie IMMEDIATELY
mafalda-knew: huggableotter: it-is-bugs: agelfeygelach: roachpatrol: i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO
bethanythemartian:roachpatrol: stelmarias: “otp: moriarty’s obsessive crush/joan’s casual disregard for it” bbc writers: what if adler was a hot lesbian but sherlock was so cool she went straight for him elementary writers: what if adler was just
pizzamoon: mindoferror: roachpatrol: #what video game designer designed that cat i want this little cat to meet chalkpelt and then go on adventures come on hey that sounds like a good idea! can we just
certified dragon trainer: misterracoon: roachpatrol: broooer replied to your post: things i want...
keepcalmandwatchanime1996: roachpatrol: witchlingfumbles: happyheretic: cynicalwitchgirl: telltalenight: sango-hentaitenshi: What you don’t seem to realized is that there are many different levels of intelligence. Wasn’t Luna the one that
swingsetindecember: meggan-harukiri: roachpatrol: redjeep: retrogasm: When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out.
dutchster: roachpatrol: nentindo: there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden these sound completely legit
sean3116: roachpatrol: did you know you can read all the animorphs right now This is exactly what my world was lacking. OH SHIT YOU GUYS IT’S GOT MEGAMORPHS
daydrinkbeliever: roachpatrol: bogusjake: you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro holy shit I want a woman to be wrath - cold hard and brutal
thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
davidrazi: roachpatrol: vintar: i’ve found my new favourite author SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION THESE ARE REALTHIS EXISTSWHY AREN’T I PUBLISHING BOOKSKIDS YOU CAN BE ANYTHINGCHUCK TINGLE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just
allrightcallmefred: roachpatrol: skullspeare: man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets ‘commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms’ ‘excellent. elaborate please’ ‘all mammals. two quadrupeds,
jcgreen72: drunkenkeith: roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: (photos by ilikegear) this is evil my eyes
kaysarahh: roachpatrol:catsbeaversandducks: Osiris and Riff Ratt Osiris is a 3-year-old Dutch Shepherd mix. Riff Ratt is a 3-month-old fancy rat. They live in Chicago and they’re BFFs. Photos by ©Osiris + Riff Ratt this is ridiculous i love it
sweetguts: runawayballista: heroicbrawn: kusariku: roachpatrol: figmentjedi: New Wreck It Ralph trailer Every time Jane Lynch is on screen it hurts my heart because wow, perfection. oh my god this movie is gonna be so fucking excellent wow and
sephizim: noirandchocolate: roachpatrol: proserpine-in-phases: celynbrum: The Badger Song (aka a meme so ancient a good chunk of you are about to just be baffled) yes good. this is making me nostalgic. now I will need an infusion of tiny plaid
jumpingjacktrash: roachpatrol: cicutadouglasii: cicutadouglasii: yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
n-a-blue-box: sushinfood: professorpher: roachpatrol: tederick: themysteryofheaven: Just some impressions from the making of Fury Road to remind you that they used as less CGI as possible. Thank you George ♥ George Miller the realest person you’re
pyreo: roachpatrol: rairii: nuclearvampire: You know something we don’t get taught often? Why bodies with uteri often have a slight pouche. You wanna know why? Because the uterus leans against the outside wall of the abdominal cavity. The uterus
neuroticpuppy: roachpatrol: coffeeandgrace: People who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto. people who suggest getting breakfast with me better be fucking okay with eating it at two in
secondlina: roachpatrol: leupagus: ladykalliste: CARGO - A zombie-bitten father tries to save his infant daughter This is an amazing short film I found on YouTube. Watch it, you won’t be disappointed. OK but fair warning you will CRY YOUR FUCKING
reajeasa: roachpatrol: rhube: BABIES!!! so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends. they aren’t really equipped to make friends.
anyanka-eg: roachpatrol: these snakes are prettier than most people The last one looks positively chipper and glad to be alive
davidrazi:roachpatrol: vintar: i’ve found my new favourite author SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION THESE ARE REALTHIS EXISTSWHY AREN’T I PUBLISHING BOOKSKIDS YOU CAN BE ANYTHINGCHUCK TINGLE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
jumpingjacktrash: vastderp: i really liked that thing Roachpatrol said the other day. so i drew a pic to go with it. hell. fucking. yes.
thezorigami: ntemiko: super—nerd: roachpatrol: rainbowbarnacle: xploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this. Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again.
fuckyeahcreamsicle: fuckyeahcreamsicle: It’s by roachpatrol! THIS IS HAPPENING WITH EVERYTHING submitted by kitschy-chiroptera good/normal anime fan x bad anime fan (weeaboo)
vastderp: i really liked that thing Roachpatrol said the other day. so i drew a pic to go with it.
alexandraerin: roachpatrol: pretty-rage-machine: this seat is taken hummingbird don’t give a shit hummingbird takes what he wants Where does a ten gram hummingbird sit? Wherever the fuck he wants. Hummingbirds have a sitadownic rate so high
forest-of-stories: agelfeygelach: roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends
agelfeygelach: roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO
scarynbpunk: roachpatrol: awwww-cute: Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling what the fuck this is too cute morbidosity
balinisballin:roachpatrol:zoeykoko:torballs:tashbeansloth:I am in hysterics I question both your values, and your font choices, ChristiansAgainstDrugs…if you jerk off and then pray right afterwards is that like doorbell ditching aviva why did you
whatjanesays: roachpatrol: lizawithazed: vitaminstringquartet: mypurpleself: A rocker whose brains were definitely not fried. But, um, like, wow! That’s freaking amazing. QUEEN RULES man, wtf is it about Astrophysicists named Brian being in kickass
kintatsujo: laqueus: thepioden: roachpatrol: joshnewberry: people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like its not
rainbowbarnacle: roachpatrol: samlikesboys: All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education. the orgasm
aliez-unravel: roachpatrol: amuseoffyre: shelomit-bat-dvorah: themarchrabbit: onsheka: thepioden: gessorly: tyrror: ruingaraf: themarchrabbit: Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason. Because
la-vallett1: dduane: camwyn: niamhermind: keepyourhandsbusy: hyena-butts: everybodyilovedies: thepioden: roachpatrol: joshnewberry: people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers
karnythia: jumpingjacktrash: roachpatrol: kanthia: 78nanosieverts: trilltrillian: titleknown: kramergate: trying to eat healthy while not going broke is so stressful every tip page is one of several archetypes eating healthy isnt expensive its
lyrslair: jumpingjacktrash: roachpatrol: i don’t intend to die anytime soon but just in case, here’s my will: all my money goes to the dude at my funeral who tells the best story about me, as voted by other funeral attendees. any genre is acceptable
idolsidle: vendeamellon: lovelylovelyartist: m-winnike: hagar-972: leahazel: theragnarokd: mhyinblog: isozyme: roachpatrol: i should make a low-effort cookbook like you get those ‘i hate to cook! 101: easy meals for the kitchen novice!’
dxmedstudent: ittybittymanatee: epicracharaptor: transquadricpalesexual: roachpatrol: leosboots: Lady Eboshi was awesome. You know why? Because she looked at a town full of abused and exploited women and said “Fuck this shit” And they said
vastderp: roachpatrol: sirartwork: reblog for noises the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms Why are this person’s slippers fighting
johnskylar: wtfhistory: historicity-reblogs: notyourdamsel-in-distress: fabledquill: kogiopsis: Why Gender History is Important (Asshole) roachpatrol: historicity-was-already-taken: This weekend I was schmoozing at an event when some guy asked
stopatthebass: roachpatrol: dispatchrabbi: dreaminpng: tastefullyoffensive: Men With Flower Beards [boredpanda]Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles can flower beards be the next flower crowns? I kinda want to do this. i love how serious
agelfeygelach: roachpatrol: i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ittybittymanatee: epicracharaptor: transquadricpalesexual: roachpatrol: leosboots: Lady Eboshi was awesome. You know why? Because she looked at a town full of abused and exploited women and said “Fuck this shit” And they said “Look lady
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