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moni158 replied to your post: there are so many great artists in the snk fandom… You are one of them QuQ kirigirix replied to your post: there are so many great artists in the snk fandom… but your art is incredible too roach
yummytomatoes: roachpatrol: razzda: LOOK AT MY ADORABLE DOG IN HIS STUPID HALLOWEEN OUTFIT IMSOHAPPY My girlfriend bought me the skull bandana today and and and BUH ; W ; ITSSOCUTE.. ITS.. SO.. PERFECT the pupkin king all that fluff
rainbowbarnacle: roachpatrol: samlikesboys: All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education. the orgasm
jumpingjacktrash: roachpatrol: aetherbox: nevver: Isolation I am now imagining a trio of dysfunctional vampires or immortals or something. And 2-300 years later, one of them is still That Fucking Guy. it’s not technology, buddy, it’s just that
octicutie: roachpatrol: morebarkthanbite: tovakiin: mapsfromearlierdays: parlor-trick-pariah: this may be a strong contender for best porn intro. “erm…okay” “IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB” ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE
agelfeygelach: roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO
peacethelily: roachpatrol: antikythera-astronomy: Sunset on Mars hell yes hell yes hell fucking yes We are alive to see a sunset from another planet This is absurdly impressive.
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
peacethelily: roachpatrol: antikythera-astronomy: Sunset on Mars hell yes hell yes hell fucking yes We are alive to see a sunset from another planet
bethosaurus: sunslammerdown: rockpapertheodore: roachpatrol: just-shower-thoughts: What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never
rainbowbarnacle:roachpatrol:samlikesboys:All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.the orgasm tapped him
ruby-white-rabbit: vastderp: roachpatrol: sirartwork: reblog for noises the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms Why are this person’s slippers fighting Look at these grunting toasted
scootsenshi: weeelllp: rsbenedict: kaijutegu: roachpatrol: I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely
blue-author: dutchster: roachpatrol: nentindo: there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden these sound completely legit WHY IS THE FUTURE
ninaninaninanina: roachpatrol: rhube: BABIES!!! so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends. they aren’t really equipped to make
darthkawaii42: roachpatrol: ohjafeeljadefinitelyfeel: paul-is-my-bitch: I wonder what cats dream of? I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE CATS DON’T JUST MEOW AT HUMANS THEY SPECIFICALLY MEOW IN THE SOUND RANGE WE
ferociousfae: roachpatrol: i really want to argue with this but i can’t I feel attacked. I use “okies” and its not on here. I guess the closest thing is okie dokie but I’m not fucking Flanders. I’d say any variation of Okie/okies/okay comes
animentality:ospreyarcher:lucifuge5:jennaambervisions:devildork:fidelioscabinet:mathildia:valeria2067:tygermama:imorca:gothamtailor:teashoesandhair:roachpatrol:followthebluebell:rebelarian:kehinki:I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole
friendlytroll: jumpingjacktrash: roachpatrol: nekoama: bunnyravio: bialystock-and-bloom: oldroots: omegablue231: betanyagito: churchofbayonetta: oldroots: oldroots: oldroots: my fave SCP is Geoff who is basically a regular guy who doesnt even
rimewasted-icequeen: roachpatrol: seapunksundog: warming up to this cintiq with a cubone draw i love it! @puppehgal
korota37: jefflaclede: ms-splendiferous: roachpatrol: paperparachute: officialscud: souredcandy: i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough he sounds like hes a fuckign alien
sourcedumal: roachpatrol: jasonrainville: The Bather Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :) wow this is SO GOOD I thought this was Aveline at first Awesome asf
bitchingwitchery: catch-the-ghost: roachpatrol: eridanamporadefensesquad: terell: witchstock: geodude: iamryanhenly: Parents should not be reading your journals Parents should not be searching through your trash Parents should not be snooping
carry-on-my-wayward-wesley: roachpatrol: nakedmallrat: adventures-in-asexuality: nakedmallrat: cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family
alivannarose: roachpatrol: nakedmallrat: adventures-in-asexuality: nakedmallrat: cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now” typical
opabinia-regalis: frankendykes-monster: So in terms of shitty people that Tumblr has axed, it appears to be 4lung, roachpatrol, trilllizard666, memecucker, and ranma-official. I change my mind, this tumblr purge is really, really good
iamshadow21: latkelyclintbarton: adreadfulidea: roachpatrol: princess-neville: The way that we learn about Helen Keller in school is an absolute outrage. We read “The Miracle Worker”- the miracle worker referring to her teacher; she’s not even
peacethelily:roachpatrol: antikythera-astronomy: Sunset on Mars hell yes hell yes hell fucking yes We are alive to see a sunset from another planet
star-anise: fozmeadows: reajeasa: roachpatrol: rhube: BABIES!!! so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends. they aren’t really
wtfhistory: historicity-reblogs: notyourdamsel-in-distress: fabledquill: kogiopsis: Why Gender History is Important (Asshole) roachpatrol: historicity-was-already-taken: This weekend I was schmoozing at an event when some guy asked me what kind
nyquildriver: rsbenedict: kaijutegu: roachpatrol: I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely
bundibird: saunteringvaguelydownwards: samallcapswilson: bookish-but-corruptible: spiletta42: faedreamer: fishey-me: logicheartsoul: sursumursa: subtlefire: roachpatrol: pocketseizure: bluehooloovo: snowballschanceinahandcart: i-own-loki:
scimitar-foxtrot: roachpatrol: so the thing that fucks me up about elves is like, of course they’re great archers. they live several hundred years. you’d be good at anything if you could do it for several hundred years. but what really fucks me up
lipstickgiraffe:sammiwolfe:roachpatrol:“Auditory Stagnation” GIVE ME THESE. GIVE. GIVE ME THEM. The ultimate in “don’t talk to me” technology because if people keep trying to talk to you you can just spear them in the eye. * AGGRESSIVELY
the-absolute-funniest-posts: roachpatrol: no shave november just got INTENSE
imnotthatfunnyipromise: roachpatrol: ceruleancynic: prismatic-bell: tharook: asksecularwitch: vincentvangozer: derinthemadscientist: mickeyrowan: having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to
emolise: roachpatrol: hungrylikethewolfie: lady-chyna: logicislife: jessycanhasblog: irishsub: Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome. Oh wow these girls are brilliant. These girls: 1Tom Hanks: 0 Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian
roses-not-so-sweet: roachpatrol: vastderp: rainbowbarnacle: jumpingjacktrash: ladypandacat: birdsy-purplefishes: My first thought was “is that Hermione?” And then: “#behold your new hermione headcanon” same ^^ SAME YESSS Yesssssssssss
dancercoder: rosedai: johnny-bug: roachpatrol: ceruleancynic: notcuddles: titusnowl: rosedai: tbh i dont get why most people assume that robots are always cold like have u felt a laptop while its working? its kinda not exactly cold yo tbh any
anti-sjw-pro-luxray: star-anise: fozmeadows: reajeasa: roachpatrol: rhube: BABIES!!! so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends.
rosendark: roachpatrol: artists when they realize you’re trying to befriend them @shadowscarknight and @kaozima literally
stimmymage: roachpatrol: cosmic-aria: sweetwineandroses: frank-schlongbottom: i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much but then i realized the paper i write on is
renreblogs: potatoshark028: roachpatrol: mawsandclaws: concept: I’m rich enough to buy art from freelance artists, commission artists to draw my ocs and i can frame them and put them up on my wall. concept: all the art is done in the style of fancy
moonsofavalon: star-lord: lilian-cho: roachpatrol: vulcandroid: i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it Humanity’s
x7charlie7x: incorrectdiscworldquotes: roachpatrol: magica-tenore-regina: lizthefangirl: ademigodgirl: rainbow-bear: A king has no sons, no daughters, and no queen. For this reason he must decide who will take the throne after he dies. To do this
itemsguy: roachpatrol: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm really choice mood for 2018 Banjo Kazooie (1998)
jumpingjacktrash: rainbowbarnacle: virginorgy: sir david attenborough starts a group chat @roachpatrol @jumpingjacktrash i’ve done this! it’s really cool! some people say you shouldn’t, like you’re going to make the wolves feel their territory
padmedidntdieforthis: adreadfulidea: lierdumoa: evilminji: moonsofavalon: star-lord: lilian-cho: roachpatrol: vulcandroid: i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just
warriormale: rainbowbarnacle: waywardexpressions: klubbhead: Please unmute this I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this @roachpatrol @jumpingjacktrash[ Train and fight - with wolves. WarriorMale
kayas-wife: roachpatrol: pumpkin-bread: it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters go bump in the night scratches at your door alarming noises “where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of
leatherdaddymikepence: roachpatrol: gays are not, unfortunately, funded by taxpayer money to murder people omg I love this last sentence so much i might just write up an analysis of how its syntactic and semantic structure contributes to its comedy
rsbenedict: kaijutegu: roachpatrol: I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely and their entire
systlin: jumpingjacktrash: cicutadouglasii: jumpingjacktrash: roachpatrol: cicutadouglasii: cicutadouglasii: yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think
vultureculturecoyote: roachpatrol: existentialterror: airydisc: have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason) I call this one BE NOT AFRAID i don’t know what this emotion is but i feel it
curiooftheheart: slab-o-meat: rsbenedict: kaijutegu: roachpatrol: I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s
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