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wocinsolidarity: micdotcom: Watch: Nicki Minaj reciting Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise” is the most empowering video you’ll see today I FEEL LIKE I’VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS AND I STILL WASN’T READY
buttcheekpalmkang: On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice. Once at the altar and again in the bedroom. With my tongue. On her pussy. One letter at a time.
tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
punkbunnies: senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word
officialbrostrider: officialbrostrider: i hAVENT SLEPT BECAUSE IVE BEEN PLAYING GTA 5 WITH A BUNCH OF RANDOM 14 YEAR OLDS WHO CALLED MY CHARACTER “MACKLEMORE” NO LESS THAN 20 TIMES THEY WOULDNT STOP RECITING THE LYRICS TO “THRIFT SHOP” SO I
anorganizedprocrastination: hilariousfandomurl: aria-the-apple: Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone
diszipliniert: amporas: i don’t normally write on the walls, but i was getting pretty pissed. like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well
lasfloresdemay0: prettyboyshyflizzy: amaranteh: A MIUST WATCHThis is where the Indian ocean meets the Atlantic ocean. Though the oceans waters touch each other, they don’t get mixed. The background is the recitation of the verse from Surah al-Rahman
southerncharmm: novocainelipstick: Cry Baby (1990) I know every single word to this movie. I could recite it from start to finish!
kevindrakewriter: tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via] Nick Offerman has been on tumblr late at night.
Anticipating The Word "Nigga" When A White Person is Reciting Rap Lyrics
quackatomic: oh-man-aw-geez: orbispelagium: jerkstorecalling: fiztheancient: i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand. Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years
dr-sherlockwinchesteroftheshire: cholazard: i like you do you like me kiss me if yes recite the bible in slovakian if no V začetku je Bog ustvaril nebo in zemljo. Zdaj je bila zemlja brezoblična in prazne, je tema po površini globoko, in Duh Božji
mediamattersforamerica: For a project called “Learn the Address,” filmmaker Ken Burns asked Obama to read the original version of the Gettysburg Address. Right-wing media were quick to attack Obama for accurately reciting it.
ohbirrd: A man with OCD recites a poem about his one true love. It’s heartbreaking.
like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well please.
fantasmallo:cucks-world-deactivated20210326:Your wife at the party…Elle assure ! La promesse d'un récit très chaud à son retour 😍🤘🏻😘
idterab:A young Afghan boy nervously attempts to recite and complete the phrase, “My name is ___” during class.
theeasyandthehardway: dadsoncircfun: Excellent little brother training session. Making the boy recite the alphabet with your cock in his mouth was superb. Then training him to fuck himself on your big cut cock and only letting him cum with a cock in
i like you do you like me kiss me if yes recite the bible in slovakian if no
Only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has dried to a trickle will man finally realize that we cannot eat money and reciting old proverbs makes you sound like a twat
thetimelordwithnoname: shalrath: “recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up i think that’s the whole point.
A man with OCD recites a poem about his one true love. It’s heartbreaking..
cholazard: i like you do you like me kiss me if yes recite the bible in slovakian if no
kelseydrinkscoffee: myradiantlife: goldteeth-goldheart: i-m-p-e-r-f-e-c-t—teen: feeling—super—suicidal: A man with OCD recites a poem about his one true love. I legitimately cried. (x) Okay I’m crying now. this is my favorite. it hits
benkling: Hey NERDS, this year’s Portrait Valentines are done! Print them out and eat them. If you’d like to support me buy them here! Or come to my recitals once in a while. It wouldn’t kill you. Past historical/portrait valentines here.
nymphyari: Recite a poem. Read the first page to one of your favorite books. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle. Do a tongue-twister. Say something in a different language. Share an anecdote. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly
talisman: when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations thats why I never satisfy women sexually its scary and
hakurens: Tonari no Kaibutsu-kunOP: Tomatsu Haruka - Q&A Recital this anime is fucking hilariously adorable.
blueivysblackbook: Mommy proofreading the speech we gave Adele to recite for when she won Album of the Year.
tuckofthetown:Let him practice. His recital is soon
obeymyshwaag: kennyy-b: pumpkinmcqueen: tobamory: sillylittlemisfit: hchocolate: 😈 i’m extra like this This legit me everytime TBH. Don’t ask me to recite anything I wrote because that’s just filthy and I am not that person I was
clothesmindedx3: A man with OCD recites a poem about his one true love. It’s heartbreaking. This made me cry
saffronrobeddawn:in the mood to join a cult of women dedicated to artemis or aphrodite or hecate, walk through the woods bare breasted in divine ecstasy, recite sappho under the stars, drink libations and pretend honey is ambrosia ~
ceszew21: “I am clumsy, drop glasses and get drunk on Monday afternoons. I read Seneca and can recite Shakespeare by heart, but I mess up the laundry, don’t answer my phone and blame the world when something goes wrong. I think I have a dream, but
fleurdulys: The Recital - Juan Pablo Salinas
Hannah told Mr. Crude about her upcoming recital and invited him to come to her house and listen to her rehearse. “I’ll leave the back door open so you can just come in when you get there.”When he arrived, he came inside quietly so as not to disturb
bearlycare: tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via] I worship him.
thewalkingcontradictionworld: woodpleaser: when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations thats why I never
brookelynne: rageandnutella: tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via] damn truths
sofire-almond: princess-slay-ya: Carrie Fisher reciting the “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi” speech through the years “What’s interesting, is that when you get Carrie going she still remembers all the lines from the old films” - Oscar Isaac, in the
thebibliomancer: wodneswynn: The Pledge of Allegiance was literally made up in 1890 as a marketing slogan for a campaign to sell flags We make children swear loyalty to America by reciting the nationalistic equivalent of “O-o-o, O’Reilly, O’Reilly,
salemwitchtrials: every morning i wake up & get my coffee & i recite in my head this excerpt from ‘invitation,’ by mary oliver: “it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world.” & i just say it
muscletits: 300 pushups, ordered to recite “I am a big muscleman” before counting each one.
cuyahogabend: Love Fuller’s take on Heart And Soul before it became a staple of piano recitals everywhere. The scene in BIG is pretty cool though. #bluenote #king #jazz #nowplaying #nowspinning #vinyl #vinyligclub
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lobotomybarbie:Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.