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ghost-hymns: ‘Banjo Recital’ by Emily Winfield Martin a. k. a. The Black Apple
amysall: Senegal’s talibés // Being sent off by parents to recite and learn the Quran from an early age was once a respected and important cornerstone of Senegalese Sufi-Islamic identity, dating back to pre-colonial Senegal. In the contemporary, the
the-zoligomyst: The One with the Twin Sister’s Ballet Recital
simplyjnguyen: kingstonhonkers: 3 minutes. You won’t regret it, I promise. The Emotive, written by Chris Wong, filmed and directed by Kevin Guiang and Diana Kim “Words are nothing in the absence of emotion. They can be read, they can be recited,
omgphantastic: loversneedlawyers: A man with OCD recites a poem about his one true love. It’s heartbreaking. this was one of those things were every few punch lines you have to go “woOooOoO”
baracknobama: theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits and im there like
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anorganizedprocrastination: hilariousfandomurl: aria-the-apple: Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone
tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
whyamiamusicmajor: ahappygirl: One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some
wocinsolidarity: micdotcom: Watch: Nicki Minaj reciting Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise” is the most empowering video you’ll see today I FEEL LIKE I’VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS AND I STILL WASN’T READY
danskjavlarna: From Werner’s Readings and Recitations No. 35 by Mrs. Frederick W. Pender, 1906. Context: Weblog | Books | Videos | Music | Etsy
gaymenvideos: Kurt Wild recites the alphabet while choking on Trevor Knight’s dick. Trevor then owns his ass near a stairway.
of-saudade: Recitation Lessons: The Story of the Eye - Chapter One In this exercise in masochistic discipline, I read the first chapter of Bataille’s The Story of the Eye out loud, as W. Zero tests my resolve by means of a riding crop to my ass.
thescarymonstersundermybed: whovians-and-sherlockians: readalfa: The greatest scene in all animated movie history. I may or may not recite this when I’m looking for things. I wonder how long people have been waiting for these gifs probably just
punkbunnies: senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word
arlenexii: anunchainedmelody: unamusedsloth: Some of them look majestic in the sun. that pug looks like he’s about to recite Shakespeare
solaceon: Remember going to middle school and reciting the entirety of Charlie the Unicorn to assert your alpha status
ki-shi: Did you know that God is always at the side of good little boys like you, Punpun? If you’re ever lonely, just recite this spell, and God will appear.
orbispelagium: jerkstorecalling: fiztheancient: i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand. Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove
babydollwantsfucked: Daddy, you’re gonna get me messy before the recital.
sikai: masterwayne-at-221b: lorehhh: askjackifrost: hilariousfandomurl: aria-the-apple: Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as
disgustinghuman: loversneedlawyers: A man with OCD recites a poem about his one true love. It’s heartbreaking. well, i’m crying.
literallytrash: itssexualhour: My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into
White people can recite the flag code to you verbatim but are suddenly mute when black people are dying.
schnibbledibble: When you make a mistake at a recital
harmagedon: Being gay is fun because I can fix a car and probably dangle you in a game of hockey but then bake the prettiest French macaroons and recite all the Beyoncé lyrics known to mankind and suck a mean dick it’s so wild It’s actually
amporas: i don’t normally write on the walls, but i was getting pretty pissed. like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well please.
doubleflopflat: why count during your rests when you can: clap pray scream retune your instrument recite the constitution
diszipliniert: amporas: i don’t normally write on the walls, but i was getting pretty pissed. like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well
tuckofthetown: Let him practice. His recital is soon
kateordie: Here I am with Kieron Gillen at the None More Goth panel at ECCC, as I recite the Gashlycrumb Tinies from memory in front of several hundred people.(Thank you to Hyla for the recording!)
Boris Johnson caught on camera reciting Kipling in Myanmar temple
lady-r0salind: catbushandludicrous: I spent most of the movie reciting lines to a tennis ball on a stick, and I’m not even talking about Orlando Bloom. This is fucking adorable.
jerkstorecalling: fiztheancient: i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
thebootydiaries: audrey-the-tomcat: thebootydiaries: i skip the letter b when reciting the alphabet because i respect bees and just want them 2 be happy It took me a moment can u please explain it to me cause i have no idea what this means or what
teafortwo29:lotusslolo: thomasjay32: lexistentialism: quietemptydiariess: Maya Angelou’s “Hey Black Child,” recited by 3-yr old Pe’Tehn Raighn Kem My heart 😍😍😍 😩😩😩😩😩 Tears for some reason, happy tears Every black
micdotcom: Watch: Nicki Minaj reciting Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise” is the most empowering video you’ll see today i love her so much jesus christ
i honestly hate it when people assume i’m straight. little do you know, i can recite every nicki minaj verse like it’s stapled to my brain.
humanoidhistory: “When most people think of science literacy, they think, ‘Can you recite how the internal combustion engine in the car works? Do you know how your microwave oven works?’ Knowing how things work is important, but I think that’s
jumpingjacktrash: lurknomoar: quizzicalqueek: lurknomoar: Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits. But
the-movemnt: Native America high schooler’s grade was lowered because she sat through the Pledge of Allegaince. Leilani Thomas has been exercising her First Amendment right not to stand and recite the Pledge of Allegiance since she was in second grade,
intricateorganizedchaos: anorganizedprocrastination: hilariousfandomurl: aria-the-apple: Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as