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rainbowstripedpants:linnthehuman:imaginationbully:zomblequeen:zomblequeen:It is officially spring because the turkey vulture is back at work and is sitting outside my window trying to make me his vulture bride.LET HIM WOO YOU.
giraffepoliceforce:vnicent:otteroftheworld:My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.how does. how does this happen.
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were
castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them
cookiesoupmusic: shuttleshark: quick diy tutorial for fast lace patterns or whatever. even if u dont use them in the end its still fun to see what works! (hint: its literally anything) That confirmed one scares me because there’s a bunch of eyes
werewolfmind: NO.No.I don’t give a damn what your belief is. You have no right.People have died. A woman I know LOST HER HUSBAND TO THE FLOODS. I am away from home, worried about my parents and pets because if the waters rise, they don’t have anywhere
ttlynotagastya: orchardly:reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should
yogo-chan: squided: *digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity* …
lightofmeridian: jeanduck: hailedloco: can we just like, all agree to boycott tumblr for 24 hours to show the staff that we’re pissed about the update? because they have to track usage and stuff like that, and I feel like it would send a pretty big
ginkuma: chenisthebestkitty: ultrafacts: (Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE! Because that makes the same fine equally threatening to everyone. As opposed to with fixed costs, where they are just peanuts for super
totallynotagentphilcoulson: ikaricrossinglines: missveryvery: hahahah i saw this on my phone and i’m totally bawling because it’s like “hahah cute like the movie” but he has parkinsons so like…those shoes would be really useful for a guy
ajaxafterdark: This really doesn’t work. Because one of them is a monster while the other one was from a kid’s movie and actually was pretty good at their job.
all-signs: did-you-kno: This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium.
bakrua: bakrua: hey i’m hear to tell u all about featurepoints because it is GREAT! i have earned like £30 in 3 days off this app for doing nothing but downloading free apps and them giving me points, all given to me in amazon giftcards, as seen
titenoute: catnamedbloodbath: micdotcom: Watch: In one quote, President Obama told the nation tonight what we must do about Islamophobia. THATS MY PRESIDENT YALL Meanwhile in France, we’d really need that kind of speech. Because people right now
britishstarr: guanshiyin: shizukadoumeki: Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit We don’t. our glasses aren’t clean, we just had to learn to see through the dirt, we had to grow stronger, survival of the less blind
kuroigames: By popular demand, here’s temmie atsume If you haven’t seen my other one, CLICK HERE, to see it~ Make sure to check back later (or just follow me *wink wink nudge nudge*) because I’ll be doing more of these and I DO take requests~
foolofworms: sapphzeal: closerickcounters: gooey-draws-shit: What The F U CK IS THIS OH MY GOD AHAAHA They have done it and im ded ”M-MORTY GET THE C-CANDY” “AWW JEES RICK I FEEL FUNNY” “ITS BECAUSE YOU’RE A BOOTLEG NOW MORTY. Y-YOU’RE
sanstheskely: this video was blocked because it had disney content on a official disney channel thanks tottally-not-broken youtube copyright system ™
freakxwannaxbe: freakxwannaxbe: I’m a big fan of Nostalgia Critic and Channel Awesome, and if I wasn’t half-asleep, I would have shared this video when I first watched it yesterday, because it’s god damn important and we need to stand with the
avastindy:Decided to draw and color my Shark OC because I had nothing to draw XD
queercommunist: ihaveabsolutelynoidea: “why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola” because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong
avastindy: “Hey look, buddy. I’m an engineer — that means I solve problems. Not problems like ‘What is beauty?’ because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.“ Here is is finally
agent-jaselin: The critics are in. Drawn because of Alex Hirsch’s tweet:
is-that-what-i-think-it-is: dannysgreenpants: just-shower-thoughts: Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button? I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively
bigbadkingboomboo: ladygolem: jankybones: a-big-furry-rat: spyadults: the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off
gillianandersunshine: zahraaxix: gillianandersunshine: omg when ladies talk about their wives and just say “my wife” I just get so excited and happy because it is all possible and real. it’s so amazing and beautiful DUDE my teacher canceled
professor-maple-mod: punkfather: This is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever fucking seen and I can’t even be angry about it because I’m too excited to go try both of these fuckers oh my god these look amazing
ask-cloud-skipper: crunchthedeerstroyer: ask-cloud-skipper: shrimpfur: MEATY WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING A GATOR Because he thicc NO STOP
busket: this was posted on bernies official twitter so i thought i’d share it here too to anyone who’s thinking about changing their vote to hillary because you’re worried about trump winning the republican nomination and you think that hillary
heterophobiac: shuttersmiley: magnolia-noire: emotionlessmotions: Because this is cute literally nothing is stopping you from putting on a petticoat and getting a damn milkshake how many times do we as a society have to go though this Like I swear
refinery29: This incredible 95-year-old transwoman flight instructor found love late in life– only to be denied social security benefits by the government because she’s not cisgender A beautiful interview with a woman who transitioned in 1976 shows
toshifumi-tsuzuki: (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue_KO_Xhi9o) Important and educational. @zone-sama tagged just because ;D
kazoohira-miller: erraticartist: cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP fucking green herrons
ciatri: 3fluffies: mufasamonsta: tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE “THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set
my-little-ninja: sakuyeah-isayaoi: gardejor: mindatworkk: You know what turned 20 this year? And what came out this year? And we all basically freaked because our childhood just got a bit more real But you know what else turned 20 this year? And you
emjaidi: angelrin89: problematicdio: official-mic-check: symphonyalpha: ms-paint-idol-hell: Don’t ask me to draw anymore of these hoes dabbing because this exists and I don’t want to contribute to this madness This has gone too far Bullshit.
nyx-born-prophet: my-little-ninja: http://heatst.com/tech/twitter-allegedly-forces-comedian-to-delete-ghostbusters-joke-because-it-triggered-paul-feig/ Hey look, Twitter being fucking scumbags. And now for some new news.
thequantumqueer: devastatindave: boss-hoody: no_fun_allowed.jpg This sounds like the plot of an Always Sunny ep Always Sunny is horrifying because at least half of the episodes are things that could reasonably happen in this city
axl-fox: IT GOT WORSE!!! Hey guys, remember when I opened donations since my family is currently struggling finding basic needs because we live in a shitty country in an economic crisis? well, we have literally ran out of food, we only have a package
killbenedictcumberbatch: oscob: mariokart64ost: I wonder what kind of symbolism they’re trying to get at “There are a lot of giant robot shows in Japan, and we did want our story to have a religious theme to help distinguish us. Because Christianity
clowneprince: just-shower-thoughts: We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and
foxdear: pumpkinradish: foxdear: How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
bun-squash: this-is-my-final-form: motopsychotron: I passed my Media Productions class because of this. (x) THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
kiyotakabunnymaru: This jokes works better in portuguese (because bullet and candy are the same word HAH GET IT ITS A PUN AHAHAHA!!!!!)
rtrixie: wheel-skellington: cisnowflake: mysharona1987: Is it wrong I think there’s an element of truth in this? Because, no. That woman does not seem particularly happy or over-joyed with him at that moment. God damn, that look in her eyes. Talk
bellamyblakeprotectionsquad2k16: micdotcom: Watch: Country singer Coffey Anderson teaches exactly what to do if you’ve been pulled over. I’m grateful that he took the time to do this, but I’m crying because it’s necessary.
the-dog-fandom: bruce-dick-in-son: fourgasm: sytorofoam-boots-blog: I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it. toes Why is there a coyote on a bus. because they can’t drive
canyouclarinot: pekomelon: the reason old memes always come back is because, in order to truly destroy a meme, you must cast it into the fires of mount doom and sadly oh my god
bigboss505: cavebae: miniaturesandcostumes: Russian fleet Pestich signal revolver. 37mm caliber, 1870s. g u n Because fuck wrists
madness-is-my-life: kenderfriend: sixpenceee: “Why haven’t you done any homework?” Because the hamster stole my pencil. (Source) Too cute for words, 💕💕💕 At least you have proof…
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mrbutts: ohstephyy: my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video. this is the most important video of my life
zerotheserious: Here is an Unfinished gun sync video i was working on which at some point i had to stop because i didn’t have time for finishing it. but i might aswell share how far the progress was. The music is: Fall out boy - centuries
transhumanisticpanspermia: hellotailor: excessofcats: falling-tree: Same height party what omfg imagine walking in and being taller than the standard height and everyone groans because they have to change into taller shoes
askrenardfoxx: strampunch: hmas-sydney: unbelievable-facts: Critics complained that Indian musician Daler Mehndi’s music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women. Mehndi’s response was to create a video featuring only copies
nohedgehogsok: enchanting-ravenclaw: enchanting-ravenclaw: enchanting-ravenclaw: a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook… (x) UPDATE!! My principal
jj-pup: traumatizedofficial: swagintherain: This actually worsened my anxiety by 600% a new record ! glad i was sitting on the toilet when i watched this because it made me shit
jenroses: curlicuecal: pts-m-d: thetrippytrip: dont you just love capitalism.. Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound
concentrated-sunshine: leeterr: I was about NOT to post anything bioware related. B-but they seriously did it. They outdid themselves again… They made me post again, because they are so incapable. Now check this out and tell me something good about
