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achingtentacles: You know what makes me sad? Spongebob and Patrick are running away from Wormy because he’s a butterfly now and they don’t recognize him. The poor lil guy probably has no idea why his friends are running away from him. He just wants
prokopetz: Little-known downsides of immortality: Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone
spinejackel: I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy, but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
swarnpert: my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking
caitallolovesyou: uppityfemale: The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts. The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease. THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF
jc-drawings: royal-piece-of-shit: carm3lsunday: ifonlytherewassomeoneouttherewho: best-days-of-my-flerm: kristoffbjorgman: …you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit. holy fucking
snapfoo: lizaleigh: zdravomilla: @lizaleigh this is crazy. I’m honestly nervous just watching this?Even if I could fly, I’m not sure I WOULD. I’d get up there and be like “waaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaano.” Funny fact? Birds rant afraid because
comedownstairsandsayhello: frecklesandink: momamiaaa: Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Apparently the jellies have lost their ability to sting because of lack of predators in the lake and you can swim with them! BUCKET LIST. WAIT BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE
rasticore: herebelife: herebelife: herebelife: herebelife: Okay so like…A few weeks ago I saw this in a dollar store and thought it was pretty neat so I bought it and now I’m wondering if I jinxed myself because like a couple of weeks after,
shodaw: shodaw: superimagery: shodaw: Let bi boys date girls Who isn’t letting them…… Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight Straight girls who see me as their
whitebear-ofthe-watertribe: pluckychicken: crick3tknight: lakidaa: bi-polar-oid: dinners ready ( ._.)./ an explanation: The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched
the-gunlady: thessalian: combeferret: theflavourofyourlips: same(x) #why does Harrison ford always look like someone tricked him into being on tv? Probably because they did. okay but I legitimately think he was standing there assuming those
itslikecranesinthesky: tastefullyoffensive: (via checka_bookout) This must be one of the longest running jokes in pop culture because this is still as funny as the first time we all saw monsters inc as kids
dermidy: your-villainous-neighbour: <I> inspiration </I> The fact that him offering food was because he was hungry. That made me snort
yourplayersaidwhat: space-australians: drferox: clintfbarton: hiddlescheekbones: sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never
kintatsujo: endangered-justice-seeker: This is fraud. Should be treated like fraud. Those involved should get sentences like they committed fraud. Why? Because they committed fraud! How to check this out? 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
stephrc79: riverofwhispers: iverbz: dipsetflag: iverbz: i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out You are grade A guarenteed to get
kaylapocalypse: thighetician: The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because
painted-bees: This beautiful girl is Pseudophyllus titan Because of course she is. Stunning specimen!(if you wanna see previous finds, just check out my #beestiary tag!)
ewig-ziege: magic-can: ewig-ziege: magic-can: ewig-ziege: theorthodoxknight: yugidoe: blowjob-bandit: mushj1: 何か目からウロコだなぁ How am I just now seeing this pattern for the first time? Because we’re not taught to think like
mittensmcgee: beirut: beirut: Having ADHD is hard because this post has been in my drafts for like 5 months and I still don’t know what I was going to say no no, it’s perfect,,
jedidalek: assbaka: atsthetic: superllama42: steveman: daisenseiben: genquerdeer: Ok but Rob Liefeld now draws better than rcdart, and much better than he used to because unlike rcdart he actually took the criticisms to heart and started working
Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more
blitzkriegfritz: Because diamonds are a fraud and their price is artificially inflated by diamond cartels.
madsciences: doom-exe: madsciences: onewingandabrokenhalo: madsciences: kilbaro: JESUS?? JESUS???? i had no idea they were so frickin huge I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to
sketchesque: easternra: This is my favorite Grump episode, so I had to condense it into liquid form for easier injection Is there laughporn? Because this is like laughporn
avengerofdeath2: derofeba: when my computer decides to deny me access because of “admin restrictions” As someone who works in IT, nothing has ever been a bigger mood than this.
chiefguideandcentre: ponyregrets: pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live I feel so attacked right now
onewonderfulbug: speeding54: YELLOWSTONE-“…the mist surrounding the bison was because they had just crossed a river. Their body heat in the cold air caused the water to turn to vapor.” FUCK, GHOST BISON, RUN.
kingsmod: zambiunicorn: geekysideburns: zambiunicorn: geekysideburns replied to your post: I’m having a hard time no… Have you gotten to reference layers yet because OMG. WAT IS THAT Here’s what I’m trying to say in gif form. I rambled
ed-nygma-variations: i have a friend who is colorblind. i have another friend with synesthesia where she sees colors when she listens to music my colorbind friend has always wanted to see color and because my friend with synesthesia and my colorblind
jasper-rolls: jasper-rolls: its past midnight in england which means its 4/13/2016 4/13/2016 is a very special day because its the 10 year anniversary of neil banging out the tunes thank you neil for banging out the tunes 12 years of neil banging out
allofmyloveisforloki: tariqah: teuthidactyl: tariqah: Why is everyone changing their privacy policy This is popping up because a European Union set of standards/laws/directive, called General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) is going into effect,
watchthesunburn: NET NEUTRALITY UPDATE. STOP SCROLLING, PLEASE! As you all know, we won the Senate CRA vote! Here’s the issue. Our battle is an uphill one. The net neutrality repeal goes into effect June 11th, because there has not yet been a vote
bobacupcake: bobacupcake: the actual reason i started downloading pokemon models was because i wanted to try and make some of the beta pokemon but now i have found myself spearheading the underground pokemon dabbing market
arcanenrok: The Danganronpa execution soundtrack is wack because it’s like Person: *dies horrible, brutal death* Me:
spectralserval1138: filledwiththislight: Things my dentist has actually said to me: “Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.” “When was the last time
systlin: forbosmargad: lord-kitschener: notabrobro: swordmutual: swordmutual: debate: is a really long sword-length but still otherwise knife-like knife valid to be considered a knife, or is it now a sword because it’s long @nagunkgunk
doyle09156: Shark week is coming. Build A Bear has shark stuffed animals. I got the hammerhead shark because they are my favorite. I have named him Hamish. So cute 😍😁
akumathreblogs:Because nobody has this scene on Tumblr…
bladedpetals: for-southendgirls: femmeradical: pro-uterus-agenda: cocksmasher69: It’s because the kids aren’t white Obviously what’s happening to these kids is horrific but should we really be calling them concentrating camps though? What
fridaynightfisticuffs: funvantwentyfour: funvantwentyfour: CARMELLA GIRLS MADE A NEW MUSIC VIDEO a link to the video itself because its so stinkin cute ;w;
chongoblog: randomcartoonbro: strangesigils: I don’t really know what people generally call this method of sigil making, so I’m just calling it “Letter Shaping” because you’re using the basic shapes from certain letters.This is the most
i-want-to-be-wonderwoman: lilragekitten: fail-boat: fail-boat: fail-boat: fail-boat: My foster kitten is trying to steal my beer. Guys… Please… turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t
combativeplatypus: vkm11: the-dubstep-strawberry: falloutuniverse: jinglyjangly: I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both
foxsgallery: catchymemes: just a dude & his skateboard It’s even funnier when you realize it’s because he’s 50 years old now and “professional skateboarder” is one of those professions where you kind of picture everyone stops aging in
eternalgirlscout: me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work* my brain, still to this day, every single time:
typhlonectes: purplelittlemermaid: eccentric-nae: note-a-bear: My mom sent this to me and i’m howling NOT ANTHOROPOLOGY AND WHOLE FOODS 😂🤣😂🤣 💀💀💀 a mood “Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad, because that family ‘s
grayskyluna: kichengunnet: showerthoughtsofficial: “The camera adds 10 pounds” is a phrase of the past. Now people look better in their pictures than they do in person When people say that the camera adds ten pounds it’s because cameras used in
gallusrostromegalus: I firmly believe that the 2003 clone wars series was cancelled because the production team understood the force better than Lucas ever did.
onemanstampede:a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking
lesbuchanan: Me: Minimum wage jobs are essential jobs My dad: That’s not true Me: If nobody worked those minimum wage jobs we’d have no supermarkets or restaurants, no factories, and everything would be filthy because nobody would be cleaning it
spreezpz: spreezpz: spreezpz: We have this app for a family shopping list that any of us can add to and my dad keeps getting mad because my mum won’t stop adding a kitten to the list every time she updates it
toopunktofuck: magicalgirlmindcrank: rolling a 1 on resist intrusive thoughts the best part of this is that he “wasn’t charged with a crime because there is nothing against the law about driving a truck through a house, as long as it’s your truck
memes-r-memes: I’m definitely still mentally a child because I fully laughed so hard at this
slbtumblng: slbtumblng: Devil May Cry 5 features a combat system where the music sounds cooler the better you play, so Journalist are gonna give it terribly reviews, accusing the game of being broken or unfinished, because they will not hear a single
justsomeantifas: fuckheads-revenge: justsomeantifas: jaaku-frost: justsomeantifas: walmart: we don’t stop unionizing we would never. the people just don’t want to unionize! it’s because we’re fair and balanced also walmart: The reason why
commandtower-solring-go: juneboba: twiststreet: !!! This is incredible because it is super difficult to visualise how much 6 feet actually is and most people don’t bother to try
onwingstodestiny: A Nap Infographic I did for class. Because Naps are important.
penicillium-pusher: penicillium-pusher: Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution Good news everyone!! Princess
