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H2O improves the memory
Canine logic
Kiss your cash goodbye
Oxymorons rock
Shoulda brought a compass
Leading by example
Ain’t no roots gonna stop me
The way to this man’s heart
No, you can’t borrow mine
Time flies
Don’t go looking for trouble (A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams)
Given the opportunity, you know they will
Move along, bucko
Yer not alone in that sentiment
The epitome of intelligence
Still united
Work week’s done and the fun’s begun
Help save your local crops from an embarrassing end
Dessert’s gonna be a long time comin’
Just following the good book
Agreed
Stale information
I prefer to fly solo
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. ~ Dorothy Parker
Shoulda stayed in bed
The man’s insight knew no bounds…
Mutual admiration society
And I’ll hear nun of your whining
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Things that make ya go, “Hmm..” LOL! No wonder I have an oral fixation!!
I could not pull off prison stripes
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Funny, a lot of visitors think it’s a bit of a coincidence that my dog has the same name as my husband. I just smile and say “not so much." Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
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HA. lol
>_>
Not even worried that this makes complete sense to me.
lol… Love it.
Agreed.
FUCKING BURN.
<3
lol That’s a keeper right there.
godbless-st-cyr: A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr. - Part 1 || Part 2
amporatheexplorer: amporatheexplorer: today a girl in my class asked me if australia is a country i dont think you guys understand i live in australia
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game plan? game plan
i feel like i’ve been told this before, and i’m not sure how to take it XD
bacon-my-heart: koalasrosegarden: Whoop whoop Coal is pretty damn useful. ;) LMAO
caseyanthonyofficial: I cant wait until this generation is running for public office Theres going to be so much shit Old facebook updates and twitter updates A million dick pictures LMAO! *dying*
