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jukie1989: my ex boyfriends name haha I would actually like a real answer for that one. I’ve been trying for find out for a while and it almost seems that no one bothered to make such a word.Does anyone have the answer to this questions?“What is
Yeah, why the hell not?! ;)
Dave Barry for Supreme Ruler of the Civilized World
Incredible insight from the master … RIP George, we miss you
Choose your weapon
Inconceivable ;)
But at least he keeps you warm
Thank heavens for the Aussies ;)
Grumpy Cat is in accord ;)
It ain’t so much to ask for
Conflicting priorities
Probably safer to trust their instincts and get out while you can
Lord of the Rings Valentine greetings, version 2 ;)
Lord of the Rings Valentine greetings, version 1 ;)
… and keep your tail up!
You can’t improve on perfection
Juiced with moo and ready to rumble
Don’t be a grumpy puss
Disguising his deficiencies ;)
Criss Angel you ain’t
Survival instinct = check
Venus and Mars are alright tonight
If you can’t bewilder them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit
This was definitely a windshield kinda day
I need a bigger house
Spare some pity for the chemically addicted
Wasn’t such a bad day after all then
Works every time
I like the way you think
Snorkel optional
I’d settle for that
Expiration date imminent
Great “punch” line
We all belong to the frequent flyer club
Must adjust frequency
We all know the line
They’re way ahead of us
Assured anonymity
Cogito, ergo sum
He’s a lover, not a fighter
Chill, bro
Keep on turning
Things can only get better then
Yuck it up
At least two of them are questionable
Be prepared for every eventuality
That’s a diet I could live with
An astute observation
Advice to the wordsmiths
Willie’s all about forgiveness
And the sooner, the better
Calling a spade a spade
Sounds like an excellent alternative
He’s on the wrong learning curve
Whoa, too much information
Ándale!!
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. ~ Nicholas Murray Butler
Put a leash on them wayward critters
I knew my life had meaning…
