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remington-zero: return of the bad g-rated pickup lines

ruraljackdaw: Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far: If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. Are you a robot? Cause I’d like to turn you on. I need a map. I keep getting lost in your

lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

poke-problems: IM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE THIS LOOKS LIKE A REALLY BAD PICKUP LINE AT FIRST GLANCE

madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever

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charlienight: pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

gingerhaze: i have no idea if this was a pickup line or not, I left shortly after because I didn’t want to find out.

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madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever

straightwhiteboystexting: ladydoctoroftardisSo my two roommates matched with the same guy and he used the same pickup line on both of them. We were dying 😂

culoculoculo: If women used raunchy pickup lines.

lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

quotelounge: Everything Love 😊lol made me laugh. I love cheesy pickup lines

I wanna date a guy who says dad jokes, makes puns and uses cheesy pickup lines. ❤️❤️❤️

ohhrosetyler: #his own name is his pickup line #pretty sure it’s the equivalent of 51st century “how you doin?”

madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever

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lyndseygurl: bitch-daddy: What a great pickup line. If you find girly squeals and moans adorable, then yes

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tupacabra: new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you

hahanerdz: who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

truealqha: smooth stilinski pickup lines: part 145/?

everythingandanythingpokemon: best pickup-line: i’ll buy you a pokemon game

tupacabra: new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you

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phantomdoodler: I sort of want to design some Bravely Default shirts for a) fun and b) money I don’t really have any ideas yet, though unless I just draw Ringabel making stupid faces transposed with bad pickup lines

thatpengguy: OKAy so in class today I was bored and I decided to draw a Cyberman head but sadly I had no clue as to how to draw a Cyberman body so INSTEAD I MADE A SLIGHT COMPROMISE THAT PICKUP LINE THEN CAME TO ME AS I GAZED AT MY MASTERPIECE

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pleatedjeans: Round 2: Animal Pickup Lines Here’s Round One

madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever

tastefullyoffensive:When pickup lines and dad jokes collide. (via salgueronatalie)

flirtyling: Everyone who reblogs this will get a pickup line in their ask Every Single Person You dont even have to follow me Warning, some will be dirty ;) Well hello there that gif JUST MADE ME CRY I GOT MINE

hellokinkykacie: watchingyouwatchingporn: . Lol awesome! So I can imagine some guy sharing this pickup line with another guy and saying something like “9 out of 10 times you get slapped, but that 10th time it’s like magic.”

charlienight: pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

thatpengguy: OKAy so in class today I was bored and I decided to draw a Cyberman head but sadly I had no clue as to how to draw a Cyberman body so INSTEAD I MADE A SLIGHT COMPROMISE THAT PICKUP LINE THEN CAME TO ME AS I GAZED AT MY MASTERPIECE

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

charlienight: pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

wasblind-butnowisee: emptyparkinglot2am: I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am Thee ultimate pickup line

mind-the-neurogasm: gwladus: autoluminescence: thefriendlessfeminist: PSA to the Michigan GOP. #what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna

adailypickupline: Got to hand it to ya… that pickup line may actually work. Request: roseoro.tumblr Instagram

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deadbishop: Founding Fathers History Pickup Lines (in 2012) [x]

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mind-the-neurogasm: gwladus: autoluminescence: thefriendlessfeminist: PSA to the Michigan GOP. #what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna

fascial: the nerdier a pickup line is, the higher a chance it’ll work on me

danteasers: fanboy-phil: rudeplanet: An actual text I was sent This is the most romantic thing ever. the only pickup line i’ll accept

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lolfactory: I wish I had pickup lines this good ➨ funny blog [via imgur]

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harknessneverdies: forsciencejohn: new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you that’s it that’s the show

bitcheslovewhales: ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A SHITTY PICKUP LINE IN THEIR INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG I AM NOT KIDDING

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actuallygrey: thatpengguy: OKAy so in class today I was bored and I decided to draw a Cyberman head but sadly I had no clue as to how to draw a Cyberman body so INSTEAD I MADE A SLIGHT COMPROMISE THAT PICKUP LINE THEN CAME TO ME AS I GAZED

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