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mind-the-neurogasm: gwladus: autoluminescence: thefriendlessfeminist: PSA to the Michigan GOP. #what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna

chiptunesoprano:Yugioh: Where “duel me” is a pickup line and a death threat

chiptunesoprano: Yugioh: Where “duel me” is a pickup line and a death threat

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vvendys: 99% of the puns/joke/pickup lines i tell my friends come from tumblr. thanks tumblr u a real homie

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Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

ntshaajiji: Sauce pickup line to Sakura

lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

pixeefox: And ordernarty bimbo day in Swedish tradition. 😅 two guys came up to me in the gym and asked if my breast was real. I said “Yes, my mum was the towns biggest prostitute, so i have really good genes”. Is it a pickup line or are some guys

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

If women used pickup lines like men do

lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

lovelynobody00: pickup line: Wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

thebuttsandthebees: …does this work as a valid pickup line?

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lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

oohjoly: “be my sweet cheesecake” is my new pickup line

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bowknightinigo: cosmo sex tips: use this pickup line to really get her in the mood

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professormonkeybusiness: That’s some pickup line! I wonder how many women thought of that one.

professormonkeybusiness: That’s some pickup line! I wonder how many women thought of that one.

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achievement-hunter: whodattbooty: omfg you suave little shit that kid’s got more game than I do wtf 🐳💩 that was too smooth

everettmarx: Ultimate domme pickup line: “Take your fucking pants off!”

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casbadass: Bad pickup lines are my favorite (inspiration) *swoon* 😍

fascial: the nerdier a pickup line is, the higher a chance it’ll work on me

madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever

harknessneverdies: forsciencejohn: new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you that’s it that’s the show

casbadass: Bad pickup lines are my favorite (inspiration)

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deanismypatronass: supernaturalapocalypse: Good try, Dean #I need a whole fic of Dean trying to use awful pickup lines on Cas #who shoots them all down just like this #and Dean gets really frustrated #because this is easier than sincerity. #He

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charlienight: pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

fascial: the nerdier a pickup line is, the higher a chance it’ll work on me

bowknightinigo: cosmo sex tips: use this pickup line to really get her in the mood

I went to a nearby gas station to pick up some snacks and these group of boys tried to pick me up and one of them used the same lame pickup line twice like i’m deaf? it was the most cringe worthy, saddest attempt I’ve ever experienced

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