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virazvitalia: budweiner: noamina: did you know that because flatworms are both male and female, they fence with their penises to decide who gets to be the dad and who has to be the mum This is also how gay people decide who’s the top and whose the
superamazingleslieisnotonfire: happilymordacious: ashashi-corner: thecheshirekitteh: imgfave: Posted by obstacol this is so creepy to me woah okay slow down there nature they have little penises
alienton: if you think gay men are obsessed with penises well boy howdy have you ever listened to a straight guy talk for more than 20 seconds
arthurpendumbass: arthurpendumbass: “their cocks nestled together” “nuzzled his cock” “his cock bobbed up and down” why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining
tltty: k1mkardashian: tltty: how do penises even fit in pants you have to tuck it in your butthole thank you
1200reasons: sluttyoliveoil: where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online” So SO uneducated about penises
theotherjax: hideakiohno: Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking
diarrheaworldstarhiphop: therainbowgorilla: visambros: tiredestprincess: zamotdredhart: tiredestprincess: i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH Well people with vaginas have
staryours: The only correct use of ‘not all men’ is when someone says that all men have penises
smallpeniscuckwannabe: I think all white girls should go black while young. Why waste time with unfulfulling sex with little white penises only to discover the joys of being truly stretched and fucked senseless later in life? Us little white boys can
tastybbc: 3 Legged Niggers with Horse Penises
overnight-shipping: camerapits: noobtheloser: quotes-n-hoes: This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises. Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis.
syntaxbitch: bowsconverseandrikerr5: jackfrostciicle: fe-liscatus: mamakarkat: WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING
designertrashbag:boss-of-the-plains:reo-swagwagon: ataleoftwoshittys:reo-swagwagon: I saw a post once that was like “don’t make fun of people for having small penises uwu” and I was like… It’s a multifaceted issue. Like, if you just broke
weirdbuzzfeed:adulthoodisokay: 128 Things That Aren’t Penises At All nice
officialtokyosan: letsrevince: tforge13: wordssetinstony: tricksterkids: cadegrey: mjwatson: i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants sometimes to the left sometimes to the right sometimes up sometimes down sometimes painful
succeeding: soprie: succeeding: my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard I think you mean cockies. GENIUS
abesodyssey: This man is painting penises on potholes so the council has to take actionThis is my kind of activism.
lormon: And the dick touching continues.
theconsolidator: fuckyeahhugepenis: Penises kiss Follow The Consolidator.
jackfrostciicle: fe-liscatus: mamakarkat: WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP wow, amen sista
10mintwo: when men have sex, we are not in control, the penis is in control. the phallus knows what it wants, what it needs. we merely obey our penises and allow them to guide ourselves and each other through what is an incredibly intense and magical
urzipper: Not The Usual Dick & If My Penis Was… Your zipper will bulge! http://urzipper.tumblr.com/ Because penises are funny! http://ifmypeniswas.tumblr.com/
urzipper: bear-tum:327 Not The Usual Dick & If My Penis Was… Your zipper will bulge! http://urzipper.tumblr.com/ Because penises are funny! http://ifmypeniswas.tumblr.com/
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succeeding: my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard
dutchster: imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk
loveandddrevenge: abesodyssey:This man is painting penises on potholes so the council has to take actionThis is my kind of activism. WANKSY
iwanttobeafirefly: surprisebitch: dutchster: imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk #Me #LongIslandIceTea Mmmmmmmm I have had this idea for years now! Cum pills, just pop one in before sexy time and it changed the flavour of a guys cum
sexynekkidmen: Follow SexyNekkidMen for a big, hot load every day… Of delicious dudes, pleasing penises, beautiful butts, and plenty of porn… Plenty of gay porn… 🌈 👬 🏳️🌈
I sent my child to boarding school. ũ,600 a month/year and that bitch still haven’t left yet. YOU’RE NOT MY CHILD YOU’RE ADOPTED. Don’t say im cruel. It’s just a game, calm your saggy titties/penises down.
lolsofunny: I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is. realist shit I have ever read.
odair: jonghung: vagisodium: gossipgran: do guys put their penises in bagels do you put breadsticks in your vagina where do you think garlic bread comes from? STOP RIGHT THERE
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oldschoolghoul: voyagehour: i was hanging out with friends and we saw that text post that said boobahs look like uncircumcised penises and i just OMG CHARLOOYTE I LOVE YOU
rupsidaisy: If all crime was legal for 24 hours I wouldn’t murder I would probably steal a bunch of stuff and spray paint penises everywhere
monstergape: Latex Angel puts a double sided dildo in her asshole. FOLDED! As a result we can see an sphincter that can no doubt take two penises. I would really like to see a scene, with her doing double anal.
fluffelpuff: officialtokyosan: letsrevince: tforge13: wordssetinstony: tricksterkids: cadegrey: mjwatson: i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants sometimes to the left sometimes to the right sometimes up sometimes down
abeardedboy: WEEDS, BEERS, PENISES yay beachtime!
nek48: Look at all those penises hard and lusting for Taylor Swift.
qwerty8484m: Chloe loves penises in her ass and mouth
laotk: Locking up small penises Of course any size can be locked up, but there is something particular about small ones wearing a chastity device. Of course you could say it is the combination of humiliation and denial. Hereby a list why small ones should
psyfemme: If only their penises are irritating, frustrating and painful it makes a welcome change from their entire being.
dunelegends: Penises on Parade
fruitcrocs: “blush” is just blood and rush together an erection is when blood rushes to the penis so basically penises blush
ryanrossjust: ryanrossjust: so when a bunch of guys have a sleepover, do they all get morning wood? is there a forest of penises? a penis forest? glad this is what i’ll be remembered for
cieply: cremebuns: i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in
phantomdoodler: you’d think I’d have more finished art by now with all that constant drawing since I was able to hold a pencil but no I am too busy doodling penises
science-and-coke: oddbagel: eggito: BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!! What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them.
dontgigglesherlock: nlmsbb: prettieandsick: I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is. realist shit I have ever read. reblogging again because everyone needs to see this
tampons are fucking awful and painful, how do women even keep penises in their vaginas? life’s biggest question or I just have an extremely tiny vagina
tomhiddlestonswife: i wonder what marketing for penile cancer would look like? “I LOVE PENIS” “SAVE THE PENISES” “SAVE SEX” and if women wore some of their shirts or bracelets, they would be seen as whores or sluts or asking for it, maybe
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