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tforge13: wordssetinstony: tricksterkids: cadegrey: mjwatson: i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants sometimes to the left sometimes to the right sometimes up sometimes down sometimes painful sometimes not depends take
ryanrossjust: ryanrossjust: so when a bunch of guys have a sleepover, do they all get morning wood? is there a forest of penises? a penis forest? glad this is what i’ll be remembered for
thistimewhereareyouhouston: overnight-shipping: camerapits: noobtheloser: quotes-n-hoes: This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises. Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from
vodka-and-penises: idontfuckingcurse:I was gonna see this movie with a boy but found out he was with another girl. we both dumped him and saw it without him This is how people should act in this scenario, not argue with each other.
spielichdiestarke: Musicals and their cruel need to include reprises and heartbreaking song parallels. I read that as Musicals and their cruel need to include penises and heartbreaking song parallels.
I don’t often post penises… but this is pretty great.
did-you-kno: After Looking At 15,000 Wieners, Scientists Reveal Average Penis SizeScientists conducted multiple studies of over 15,000 penises from around the world to conclude that the average length of an erect penis is… drum roll…Continue Reading.
redintentions: Zone-tan is making the rounds with @slugboxcreatureart‘s creatures. I wonder which she likes more, Tentacles or Penises? Come watch on picarto and see who cums next! :3https://picarto.tv/RedIntentions
buttsmithy: Aaand we’re back! Alfie chapter 8 pages 1-4. Establishing shots! Alfie with short hair! Penises in mouths!
boobymaster64:My 2nd christmas set for you guys. Of course i will save the best pics (imo) for last. You can already prepare your penises for more sets ;)
10mintwo: OUR SPERM IS MALE POWER AND ENERGY, OUR PENISES ARE BEAUTY AND MASCULINE LOVE
imagine-penises:bblackgoldd: I am so glad I pressed play PUUUUUUUUUHH-REACH! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS
otakusexart: Hotaru taste-tests penises…
afrique-ah: mindblowingfactz: If someone you know is being a wiener, dicksbymail.com helps you get revenge by sending them a literal bag of dicks. For about ฟ, they mail a 5oz bag of gummy penises with a note that says ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’ to
tltty: k1mkardashian: tltty: how do penises even fit in pants you have to tuck it in your butthole thank you
heavenandhellcastiel: If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that Jensen Ackles shapes napkins into penises
witchgoth: the moderator is like a substitute teacher that keeps telling everyone to quiet down but all the kids are still throwing paper balls and drawing pictures of penises on their arms because this wasn’t a political debate this was a 6th grade
arthurpendumbass: arthurpendumbass: “their cocks nestled together” “nuzzled his cock” “his cock bobbed up and down” why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining
whejdnrjddnfndkns: ocfos: mjwatson: i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants They disappear into another dimension. They actually fold into our bodies when we aren’t turned on. We also use this as a defense mechanism against
christmasturbate: vaginas are so ugly and penises are so ugly too why cant genitals be cute and pretty
advantages of being a boy: your boobs don’t get in the way no period your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week no childbirth penises are fun shirts always fit over your chest you can walk around topless in summer without
diarrheaworldstarhiphop: therainbowgorilla: visambros: tiredestprincess: zamotdredhart: tiredestprincess: i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH Well people with vaginas have
1200reasons: sluttyoliveoil: where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online” So SO uneducated about penises
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8 Things Women Don't Know About Penises
jcduke1: thebarbaricchef75:iloveshemalepenis:All the prettiest women have big penises! Re-blog if you agree. YESSSSSS!!!!!! I AGREE ABSOLUTELY.
Lace Bows Panties Up Close and Pussies And Penises
succeeding: soprie: succeeding: my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard I think you mean cockies. GENIUS
itscherryamber: amurrrka: peace-love-sex-music: STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX. VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX. PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT
hohofuckingholmes: arthurpendumbass: arthurpendumbass: “their cocks nestled together” “nuzzled his cock” “his cock bobbed up and down” why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but
youreyestheyglow: ad0lf-hipster: advantages of being a boy: your boobs don’t get in the way no period your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week no childbirth penises are fun shirts always fit over your chest you can
crusaderrr: heavenandhellcastiel: If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that Jensen Ackles shapes napkins into penises my king
amurrrka: peace-love-sex-music: STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX. VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX. PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE
queersturbate:mensrightsarehumanrights:queersturbate:mensrightsarehumanrights:queersturbate:do you think their menstrual cycles are synced upTHEY DONT HAVE MENSTRUAL CYCLES MY GOD! THEY ARE MEN. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PENISES. Can’t I just enjoy Death
posts that equate genitals with gender are gross af get that shit off my dashif u dont want to see men on ur dash then say u dont want to see men, dont bring penises into it loool
handyglans: For us men, our penises definitely have minds of their own.
mistresscandysg: The Bull left some marks on my boobies lol. He showed me what a real man can do. Nothing you useless wimps with tiny penises can do. Email me for bookings next week. I can’t wait to kick some balls after a good fucking weekend!
mistressraine: Hosting tomorrow 1st March. Limited slots remain! See you all! Till then, no touching your miserable penises!
ask-busty-kanaya: Trolls Have Significantly Longer Tongues Than Humans In Case That Needed Clearing Up For Any Of You Anyway The Tongue Is Long Enough To Curl And Wrap Around Most Human Penises Unless They Are Extremely Thick Humans Tend To Find This
shameful-display: A comic page commission about Aranea trying to get some more Exposition Booth customers. This may be the largest amount of penises I’ve put in one image, haha.
broadwaybuttz:No better way to get into the festive spirit than by decorating the city in penises!
And now people know what my holy artifacts are. That’s right, all penises are what you need to worship if you believe in me. Vaginas if you worship my female counterpart.
futanarifever:We now return to your regularly scheduled non-cockmas girls with giant penises
jadonyart: Commission for anonymous of his two OC’s from Final Fantasy XIV doing something with penises, I don’t know I wasn’t really listening.
parisian-catacombs: nlmsbb: prettieandsick: I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is. realist shit I have ever read.
abesodyssey: This man is painting penises on potholes so the council has to take actionThis is my kind of activism.
riseofthecommonwoodpile: huffingtonpost: Mystery Artist Wanksy Paints Penises Around Potholes To Get Them Fixed (NSFW) Wanksy is a better activist than Banksy. They are improving their community.
Not gonna lie. When I first saw this, I thought three penises
green-destiny: …Well that escalated quickly ⊙___⊙. It started off as a casual sketch and before I knew it I was doing nought to a thousand and it kinda blew my mind. Asami’s delicious smile makes my pen hand draw penises, how fucking scary
BRAZIL CARNIVAL is an explicit dance film with penises and butts dancing with the rhythm of samba. To watch the full length film go to: http://antoniodasilvafilms.com/brazil-carnival
hotmeatmarket: diphallicdude: Now available for pre-order on Amazon! “Double Header: My Life with Two Penises” http://tinyurl.com/n8tobep Just ordered my copy! Christmas morning is going to RAWK!!
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ATTENTION PEOPLE WITH PENISES!!!