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haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do
really need to get away and go someplace this weekend. need to take myself out places. maybe go hike or to the park or whatever. i cant keep staying in my dorm room. I need to go out for myself for once, not just because i agreed to meet up with friends
I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making
mazikeen: #can you imagine like you’re having a conversation with someone #and they’re being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever #you’re straightfacing #and slowly reach up and pull your little cord to shut your blinds #perfect
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek
thatfunnyblog: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isnt the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like
shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and
fluent-in-lesbianism: clockworkkanella: What if like, there’s a ghost or spirit or whatever that has a crush on you but you can’t see them and don’t know they’re there.They do little things for you throughout the day that you just kinda pass
hawaiianstarlady: haedia:thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have
velvetnyc: “When I am with him, smoking or talking quietly ahead, or whatever it may be, I see, beyond my own happiness and intimacy, occasional glimpses of the happiness of 1000s of others whose names I shall never hear, and know that there is a great
lazer-sin:no offense but like when boys get all excited and grind against you or into your hand or whatever it’s the cutest fucking thingbonus points if they make any kind of noise
inteligasm: actionjacksonlovesbbq: I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :))) Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done
flawlessgentlemen: Growing up, I would watch a movie on video and would go to the back of the VHS and locate the address for Universal Pictures or MGM or whatever. I’d write to the studios asking them if I could be in a movie. They never wrote me
inteligasm: actionjacksonlovesbbq: I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :))) Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve
the-timelord-girl-who-hunts: cellorocket: mizuchick: A+ You win the internet sir or madam or whatever you may be
orion0076: simplydalektable: boygeorgemichaelbluth: wordsaretimeless: dtraveljournal: Take a ticket stub or plane ticket or whatever to kinkos, have them blow it up, print it on that fabric transfer stuff and make this pillow. Great for sentimental
bitch-gl0:I don’t NEED a relationship, I WANT one . Like I’m not looking for no one to complete me or make me whole or whatever . I just wanna fall deeply and unbelievably in love with someone . I want someone to never stop choosing me and actually
madmadsmadly: i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model
boyduroy: My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll
gentlemanbones: nineprotons: nitewrighter: You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but
thesilencedmasses: adminover20: radglawr: haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its
gentlemanbones: nineprotons: nitewrighter: You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather,
peggy-cherepaha: Pro-life or pro-choice or whatever, there is a really simple solution to end all abortions. When boys hit puberty, make it required for all of them to have a vasectomy. Then, if they find a partner and want to have a baby, they can have
ms-demeanor: callmebliss: kyraneko: thecheshirecass: vague-humanoid: shevni: rogha: I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyone’s just ‘oh yeah we be chilling just cowering over here’ as if seventy
callmebliss: kyraneko: thecheshirecass: vague-humanoid: shevni: rogha: I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyone’s just ‘oh yeah we be chilling just cowering over here’ as if seventy percent of humanity
lesbinewren:lesbinewren:red eyes threepio is either gonna be just like a quick “glitch” or whatever moment played for laughs or he’ll have been like hacked a la double agent droid but. the concept of threepio just finally snapping after nearly 70
bnprime: explorerrowan: Students, you’re not powerless here. Contact everyone in your school, convince them to do a student strike. Stay home, or protest outside the school, or whatever. If enough of you refuse to enter the school, they’ll have
texasuberalles:little-vimpress-art:Drew human ponies or whatever this is like the4th or 5th time now. Enjoy! little-vimpress-art
delilah-briarwood:Yearly reminder not to @ or spam Green Day and Billie Joe Armstrong making jokes about him sleeping for the month or whatever. Wake Me Up When September Ends is a song he wrote about his dad dying. So just Don’t Be An Asshole! This
were-ralph:were-ralph:ALTView on TwitterEveryone go ahead and reply to this with The Image its wrath monthalso comment about wanting it on a shirt or hoodie or whatever
statu3sque: I’m sorry to anyone in my life who isn’t hearing much from me or I haven’t replied to or whatever, I just need time alone because being around people constantly is really overwhelming/hard to deal with sometimes, so I’m sorry that
overheadoftheaquaablue: i hope the astrology meme never dieskeep telling me fake stuff about my imaginary personality as it relates to beyonce’s discography or nicki’s looks by year or whatever else
feministingforchange: xtreme-pineapple: feministingforchange: Iranian women kicking ass and making feminist history!!! ✊🏻 HOWEVER, BEFORE YOU FUCKERS FORGET Just because someone IS wearing a hijab or burqa or whatever DOES NOT automatically mean
supercumrat64: supercumrat64: ive never made a post about memes or fetishes or whatever. i caused the ukrainian famine of 1932 by slurping all the grain. that’s all. thank you for reading my post.
theelectrafrootfam: sadgaywerewolf: One day I wanna be rich enough that I can just like. Give away hundreds of thousands of dollars every year in like scholarships or grants or whatever. That when I see someone make a post like “hey can I get โ for
whomst: No more ace discourse or kin drama or whatever in 2018 we’re baking banana bread and THATS FINAL
revyspite: ryderdai: thoughtsof-r: theshrexorcist: lbardugo: michaelblume: This is really cool (Content warning for nudity, sorta – like the people are made of silver or of sand or whatever and they’re not super distinct but they’re naked)
paper-mario-wiki: ppl always say “protect miners” or “this person literally is harassing a miner” or whatever but honestly fuck miners ur the ones diggin up all the god damn coal thats polluting the air smh why dont u go into ur cave and stay
trashfirefallon: euophoria: idc if u like winter or autumn or whatever nothing tops summer evenings when the sun hasnt fully set and the air is still warm but theres a light breeze and everything is getting more quiet except for the birds and crickets
snowgray:lakevida:morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once
wildhumanhasappeared: alpine-insurrection: mormonfries: starlight-lilith: I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to
creepycrag:creepycrag:i love spike balls. i love how that’s such a thing in media that doesn’t correspond to any real object. you just see it in a cartoon or video game or whatever and you know it’s a spike ballyowch!!
thej0ry:pleasetrysomethingelse: fuckersupreme: b0hannon: fuckersupreme: fuckersupreme: you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t
starblaster:fullmetal-alcremist:tumblrs not a blogging or social media or whatever platform. its an aquarium. and brother, i’m a stingray who wants to be petted
bemusedlybespectacled:renthebarbarian:notabled-noodle:I don’t care if something is “natural”, because natural is not the same as real. maybe being trans is unnatural or medication is unnatural. or whatever else. but. that doesn’t make the experiences
itsabear: sonisis:anexperimentallife:alpine-insurrection: mormonfries: starlight-lilith: I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber
orion-cock: MY COCK (ORION_COCK) PLEASE COMMENT, REBLOG, OR SAVE AS MANY OF MY PICS THAT YOU WANT AND POST AS MANY AS YOU WANT OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO WITH THEM…THANKS MORE OF MY PICS AT http://orion-cock.tumblr.com/archive cute
tomharly-blog: Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying.
matthewsmurdcks: “They were careless people, Tom and Daisy — they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess
jasjuliet: gentlemanbones: nineprotons: nitewrighter: You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks
mintyskulls: They certainly aren’t wrong!Don’t repost or use without proper credit, ask first please. Please don’t tag as OT3 or whatever the ship name for these three is