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“I get so so turned on by American Apparel ads. Is that weird?” Considering they’re pretty crazily pornographic, not really! (This is entirely aside from the debate about whether the ads are good or degrading or appropriate or whatever
welovekinky: Our morning activities with F! She is texting with her lover while kissing my cock. And how is your morning or night or day or whatever? Любимая переписывается с хахалем и не забывает про меня
sonja-blayde: #TeamBlueFlannelor#TeamRedFlannelPersonally I’m on #TeamAnything because Mark looks good in whatever he wears (or whatever he doesn’t wear if you prefer #TeamNoFlannel).
gdwunderpus: squeakykins: temsikcattricks: OK YOU SEE THIS FUCKINGTHING HERE IT MURDERED NEARLY ALL OF MY POKEMON BEFORE I CAUGHT IT SO NATURALY I WANTED TO CALL IT FUCKFACE OR PRICK OR DICKHOLE OR WHATEVER AND THIS IS THE CLOSEST THING I COULD GET
Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan being a trainwreck or not being able to act or whatever. The bitch is fine, and she can sit on my face and do coke, watch TV, call her friends, or anything else she wants for hours at a time.
kitchenfinks: everythingliampayne: Girl Almighty - 03/22 #I JUST ZOOMED SO FAR IN CTRL PLUS CTRL PLUS CTRL PLUS #I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS #THIS WAS NOT EVEN LIKE A SLAP OR A TAP OR A ZAP OR WHATEVER THEY ALWAYS DO #LIAM JUST TENDERLY REACHED IN AND
madelainespetsch: Just because you’re in the spotlight, or just because you’re an actor or making films or whatever, doesn’t mean that you’re not entitled to your own personal privacy. I think no matter what the context, if that is besieged in
Can’t remember if I posted this here or not… Ah well. Made this WAAAAYYYY back in July, and I honestly have no idea what inspired me to make it, or I just forgot about said inspiration. Oh, and Kowabunga, or whatever obligatory reference
If you're a lesbian, or girl who likes girls, or gay, or whatever, reblog this so I can follow you.
Can we play the turn on turn off game? you send me a fetish or kink or whatever and I’ll say if it’s a turn on or turn off :)
womenonvacation: femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: When a girl’s on summer vacation, or Spring Break, or whatever… there’s no such thing as “I’m married” or “I have a boyfriend”. Ok fuckin YEAHHH!
thatshitidontlike: “I’m just trying to make pretty music. Everyone whose favorite song off ‘EARL’ was ‘epaR’ or whatever might be pretty bummed. Everyone with ‘666’ or ‘KTA’ or some sort of stupid hashtag like, “Hey look im crazy!”
Ready for whatever you want me to do.. Or whatever you want me to take.. I’m yours to use.. And whomever you want to use me.. I’m your good girl.
coelasquid: connard-cynique: Pine-Pine appreciation post I am a super huge fan of hot-girl-character designs that have little regular person imperfections to them like thick arms or tummy paunch or weak chins or whatever so you know that they aren’t
coldwindandiron: simplytonka: You can distract me from grading papers. Or journaling. Or reading. Or whatever I’m doing. ^
No, I don’t HAVE to tear up the clothing of all the girls I bring home, but it’s so much fun watching them walk home without it.Sometimes they (or their idiot boyfriends, or owners, or whatever) are so ignorant on free use policies that
I just can’t guys. I just can’t reply to every hello or hey or smiley face. I feel like a jerk and you guys probably think i am just too big for my britches to speak with common folk or whatever nonsense. That isn’t how it is. My hand
LIMW’s steps to avoid depression: 1) Don’t stop taking your fucking vitamins 2) Fuck playing League or any other game past 10:30 3) Go watch some Anime or porn or whatever as long as it’s in bed Overall I feel like my mood and motivatio
gaymommy: a relationship will not cure your issues, no matter how hard young adult books and films try to push that notion on us. if you have depression or bipolar or anxiety or whatever, getting into a relationship isn’t going to cure that or make
blazexkeys: Can somebody PLEASE draw this with nalu or gajevy or gruvia or jerza or whatever ship??? I’M ACTUALLY IN TEARS HAHAH I should not forget to mention that she’s pregnant and he’s obviously panicking and obviously being overprotective
jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever
lombacks: biotic: something i want to see a hell of a lot more of: a male and female protagonist in a game or movie or show or whatever that aren’t romantically or sexually involved at all they just have this deep and intense loving friendship with
im-fit-wwhen-its-summer: runningpastrecovery: girlgrowingsmall: Or 26. Or 36. Or 46. Or whatever amount of time it takes you. It’s YOUR mile. Watch yourself and where you’re going, not the time on the clock. NEED to imbed this into my brain!
darksoulshaters: My main man (or woman, or hollow, or dragon, or whatever) @madpoopgobbler is back with some ACTUAL BLOODBORNE HATEMAIL *dies*Threw a pebble at this super serious dude while he was bowing in Bloodborne. He got mad and threatened to call
fightergirl: junkyard-bodhisattva: boodahbear: Says any woman with a sense of self-respect! don’t tell a woman what she should say or how she should feel about her body. if she wants to says her tits or ass or legs or whatever that’s her business.
squeezemetillipop: What they don’t tell you is that you don’t have to go HAM for every time a racist, sexist, or homophobic or whatever moment has occurred. You can just roll your eyes or walk away. Or just let it be. You’re not being fake woke
bikini-season-determination:you should go beast mode at least once a day whether it be in your workout or studying or having sex or sleeping or whatever the hell is your hobby, just go beast mode.
regalasfuck:bikini-season-determination:you should go beast mode at least once a day whether it be in your workout or studying or having sex or sleeping or whatever the hell is your hobby, just go beast mode.THIS IS GREAT ADVICE
paper-mario-wiki: you know how E rated games like pokemon and animal crossing have little text boxes you can fill in with names or phrases or answers to questions or letters or whatever? and you know how it detects if you put a bad word in the text box
bikini-season-determination: you should go beast mode at least once a day whether it be in your workout or studying or having sex or sleeping or whatever the hell is your hobby, just go beast mode.
principessavita: Needs stuffing That looks like it desperately needs a hand or two. Or a toy. Or a bottle. Or whatever.
thomasangester: endless list of people I love: chloë grace moretz“don’t take, you know, the nike campaigns or the victoria’s secret campaigns to think you need bigger boobs, or a better butt, or you need tighter, you know abs or whatever. be
runningpastrecovery: girlgrowingsmall: Or 26. Or 36. Or 46. Or whatever amount of time it takes you. It’s YOUR mile. Watch yourself and where you’re going, not the time on the clock. NEED to imbed this into my brain! mines like 9 minutes c:
rappsrats: Regardless of how you feel about other people’s pets, whether they’re rats or snakes or spiders or lizards or whatever else, don’t be a dick. Do not make jokes about killing them, do not comment on how disgusting they are and do not
snorlaxatives: there’s something really really comforting and gratifying about when someone tells you that you mind them of something. like whether it be a movie or a song or a book or a location or whatever its guaranteed to give me an instant boost
myusshi: bikini-season-determination:you should go beast mode at least once a day whether it be in your workout or studying or having sex or sleeping or whatever the hell is your hobby, just go beast mode.this advice is actually gold
Also.. since some pointed it out since it says domme in my bio. I’m a firm believer that it doesn’t really matter if a partner is top or bottom or domme or sub or whatever. Lasting and more to the point fulfilling relationships as friends
the-psycho-cutie: i’m so afraid that nobody will ever love me or that somebody will love me and then see me sad or naked or tired or whatever and leave me
ftwaynewaitress: I’ve had a long day… now i need a long cock, or fat one, or a cute small one, or a strapon, or whatever just put it in my pussy
beanaroony: I just really like drawing Katara in clothes like this (and pretending Zuko is the maharaja or prince or whatever and he either marries Katara for political reasons or she’s a dancer in the court or something and he falls in love with her
inkskinned:do you ever put in like a ton of effort for somebody like you spend forever on your hair or outfit or an art piece or whatever and when it comes time to see that person n show off they don’t even notice or care and you’re left standing
dietcoketho: I wish I was one of them girls that could just curl up on the sofa with my friends when I felt like shit and just be like I’m scared, or upset, or hurt or embarrassed or whatever and just have a good old cry and just be real and human