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cadet76: the old vs the new. morrison offers to spend the night with you to help you relax after looking a little shaken up from your first mission. you spend the night in the living room of the base on the couch telling stories and telling jokes till
drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever
kittydoom: sexy-salmon-loki: The Avengers 1978 movie promoBONUS: I had to explain the Hawkeye joke to my boyfriend. Because I’m old.
raywiththefro: howell-about-a-joke: bitchbootie: Hey my little 13 year old cousin is missing and I’m really worried. She was last seen just after midnight Tuesday morning in her home on Madison Street in Portsmouth, VA. Then she stormed out after
asknikoh: theexcore: ailin: “if you cant feed from them, why even have big boobs?!” a quick stupid joke referencing a friend of mine’s milk loving cat girl and a really old drawing. @asknikoh Based on a real talk.Based core is based. <
mylittledoxy: Well well fucking well if it isn’t our old pal video games. After some hard work between me and and Asante a game has magically appeared. Now this is a porn game but it also has some jokes in it. If you guys like guffawing while fapping
slbtumblng: puublack: joke: dullahan girls “woke”: slime girls woketh: snake girls A S C E N D E D: spider girls Consorted Directly With The Old Gods: MOTH GIRLSS yes <3 <3 <3
gerard-you-little-shit: superherotimelorddetective: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. This doesn’t
mingdoyle: More old art from 2007, collected here for posterity. BATKIDS! Long may they brood and joke and punch.
lavenderpanda: this is probably my favorite old simpsons joke tbh
jaytaro: my barber got stabbed and killed by my old barber this is crazy haircuts ain’t a fucking joke. i switch barbers there will be hell to pay.
swimminghomosubtitles: lbr, “lost Sosuke” jokes are never going to get old.I wonder how often he got lost while in Tokyo……
Remember when South Park came up with the film “Jack And Jill” in 2004 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THE JOKE IN THAT EPISODE WAS THAT A SHITTY 8 YEAR OLD COULD COME UP WITH HOLLYWOOD MOVIES BECAUSE THEY ALL SUCK AND OH LOOK MATT AND TREY ARE RIGHT. AGAIN.
zambiunicorn: velveteenrabbit: shmemson: shortformblog: diggvideos: Paul Rudd has been playing one of the longest-running and most demented jokes in late-night TV history on Conan. Never gets old. This is why I never miss Rudd on Conan. imean.
ask-googlechrome: »So how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to Geico? »I’d say happier than Chrome reciting an old annoying joke with an underlying innuendo ((I’m sure filly Rarity won’t mind if Cadance barrows her sofa))
finalskies: So I thought I’d colorize one of my old comics Now available for the first time ever on Disney DVD and Blu-ray: it’s Applejack’s Poison Joke Adventure, Super-Platimun-Golden-Anniversary-Legacy Edition! Digitally remastered in high
asksweetdisaster: That joke’s getting a bit old by now >:/ ((No really it is ^^;; I get it every once in a while. I meant for Sweet-D to sound like Sweetie buuuut….I failed to realize what else it could mean TuT)) X3
lunadoodle: Another species swap. This is probably the last I’ll do. Totally didn’t choose canine just to make a very old meme joke. Nope, not me. No siree. X3! I love it!
nopony-ask-mclovin: Guest Star: Fry!Anyway, Anonlestia, sin’t the Frozen joke already a bit too old ? >w<
darkfiretaimatsu: Being quite an old castle, though, there are lots of holes. And not all of them are always there, you know~? Holes are mysterious~Mistery: “M-making jokes about it makes the f-fact that it’s how I… d-d-died a bit less intense…”
scribblespecters:When you try to make a self-deprecating joke but your friend isn’t having it (I can’t believe Undertale is a year old today I still have Dogsong as my ringtone)X3
captainlitebrite: i’m officially getting to the age where i can’t tell if someone’s facebook marriage is a joke or note this is what being old feels like
natteregn: holey moley Thank all! and welcome all new 60 followers! (and hallo old ones!) I have reached far beyond 400 followers :D I watched the new Ghostbuster movie and I had to do this joke with Magnus!
mayaoishiina: dont talk to me unless this is your barry bluejeans headcanon
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
lameboob: lameboob: lameboob: how do you make someone holy you beat the hell out of them my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke
just-shower-thoughts:Dorian Gray jokes never get old.
fullten: furlockhound: bifurpawzsfw: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies. I mean, there’s more sex jokes than
vampireapologist: thecosmicjackalope: vampireapologist: unlimitedgoats: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: one time i was on an old street in glasgow and i made a loud joke about vampires and as i did this beautiful man with long hair on the other
oodlyenough: baking-accident: the doctor who writers were super lucky they picked britney spears toxic for the “traditional earth ballad” joke because the song was only 2 years old then, they couldn’t have known it would be that iconic and timeless.
pootisspence: jotaillustrator:lyssalovescookies: kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke butjesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take did anyone also see
tyleroakley: coreydrake: myuncreativeurl: coreydrake: This kid is hilarious! Omg lmfaooooooooooo how old is this kid I’m assuming 12 but these jokes are so grown. lol 2:15 speaks to me on an emotional level
man, what an episode that was I got all choked up
young and ashamed
harlequincrown: claratyler: splendeh: It bothers me that a lot of people aren’t grasping the reality of Deez Nuts. All giggles aside, this is showing what a joke our political system has become. A 15 year old can register as a presidential candidate.
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odrake: but when are we gonna get a SADIE episode On that old episode list there’s an episode later this season called “Joke Victim” where Steven helps Sadie out at the Big Donut and that will likely be Sadie-centric
squidything: me before the hiatus me now
the-world-of-steven-universe: Yup, Pearl’s nose is a weapon too! >W< (x)
Here’s an old school Warcraft joke for you
beckyhop:Hey, everyone talks about redeeming the Homeworld Gems, they just never specify how they’d do it.(and if you’re not versed enough in old comics to get this joke)
the-pigeon-queen: SWAN CENA (( is it too late to make a john cena joke? )) Anyway, I found some month old sketches for a comic I never made, sooo I finished it up At one point I thought it would be cool if Shaun could be your companion and maybe learn
springfieldblues: bart and lisa at da beach this is an old doodle from about a year ago when i joked about bringing them into an (obviously non-simpsons) rp discord server i was in with some friends
kintsukuroi-silver: mollypopgirl: Words cannot describe how fantastic this picture is. Grammar jokes will never get old.
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virgos-sapphire: airw4ves: R.I.P Amanda Todd. Fifteen year old Amanda Todd was found dead, she committed suicide on Wednesday October 10th 2012 due to being bullied. Please reblog this to remind everyone that bullying isn’t a joke. What I don’t
oddfuture-hooligan: cravings: who da ho? My old high school teacher used to make this joke constantly.
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
sebastianstxns: 29 Year Old Dane DeHaan Has a Joke Driver’s License Photo
theperksofbeingaperk: “It took a 19-year-old girl to shut this shit down. Luckily, many more people were in her corner than the rape apologist troll who started the Purge joke. However, it only takes one person to hear the message that it’s OK and
kylethelantern: Remember that joke where everyone was saying Kaldur’s father was the Old Spice Guy?
tf2memes: Every time the player I’m trying to heal rocket jumps, dashes, or jumps off a cliff away from me. I dunno if the tsundere wapanese joke is old yet but that medic’s face is just agahdlaf;alflf [submitted by postmortemtsarina]
elasticitymudflap: ericaisawesome56: farfromgotham: Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to
est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old
hughesiverse: YuGiOh Valentine’s day cards, because Valentine’s Day is coming up, and YuGiOh is one of my old faves, plus has the potential for hilarious jokes (I’m serious, to some extends, it was a fan-service anime).
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