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squareroot-1: elasticitymudflap: ericaisawesome56: farfromgotham: Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school)
mylittledoxy: Well well fucking well if it isn’t our old pal video games. After some hard work between me and and Asante a game has magically appeared. Now this is a porn game but it also has some jokes in it. If you guys like guffawing while fapping
Azumanga Daioh, episode 4. Yomi shuts down Tomo with pithy put-downs, but Tomo gets back at her with jokes about her weight issues. Text and title inspired by those old Special K ads on TV with the tagline, “Thanks to the K, you can’t
That Route 69 joke is old enough to collect Social Security, and it was even used in one of my favorite pieces of American literature, Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow (1973).
ask-bryanfury: No fucking way. What the fuck just came out of his mouth? That’s some stupid joke! Like I would be interested in old people like Kazuya and his bitch. And I’m not lonely! Leave me alone! *snarls*…Okay, maybe I am. Just a little bit.
Okay while I wait for answers I want to claim my throne. I’m the Princess of not finishing anything at all. I have not been completely open about me having instagram on my blog. So if anyone’s wondering what else I’m doing, here are
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cacophiliac: finalfantasyfootball: reverseracist: muna543: I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist hope they got Starbucks in Maximum Security I honestly can’t believe people are actually doing this stuff for a joke. Completely
literallybyronic:giraffsus:spicegrrrls:unfollower:porkrub: is this where meninists come from u are joking but a few years ago there was an actual reddit thread where MRAs talked shit about her for this even tho shes like 11 years old That boy went
R.I.P Amanda Todd.Fifteen year old Amanda Todd was found dead, she committed suicide on Wednesday October 10th 2012 due to being bullied. Please reblog this to remind everyone that bullying isn’t a joke.
so basically i have this to do list of old requests that i’m still going to do even though the joke is way past the expiration date don’t worry we’ll get through this tumblr… together…
drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever
unifiedminds2011: artisawayoflife: sneakchamber: wolfbitchraeen: jonesavelli: nicoleholmo: OH MY GOD Lmaooo LMFAOOOOO lol Hahahaha this is genius! HAHA black jokes never get old.
aleycat: Would you rather have a pretty blog or save a life? If you scroll past this without reblogging your heartless, this is not at all a joke. She is 12 years old and missing, reblogging this could save this poor girls life. Don’t even hesitate
factsandchicks: Scientists recently discovered a 3500 year old tablet containing what is believed to be the world’s oldest recorded “yo mamma” joke. source
arlymone: so i was thinking about an old design idea i had a while ago called “sky mermaids”. It mainly started as a joke fusion between harpies and mermaids as in french they both have the same name “syrène” Arly, these look super cool!!
pokumii: kineticpsychopathy: misterrockett: steveholtvstheuniverse: i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold Spectacular. Perfect Gold.
titytwochainz: dope-is-my-hustle: Iverson X Kidd X Allen X Jordan. Legends. jordan look like he was too old to get the joke but he aint wanna look lame
And this, too. Because Mara jokes NEVER GET OLD.
coliemcbolie: Someone just dug this up from 4chan. I haven’t seen this in over a year and a half. You can tell because I have 1 piercing, my hair is brown, and jaundice (only old fans would get the jaundice joke) I’m only posting this because I’m
begitalarcos: Tony and baby Peter decide to sing Steve a birthday song… it quickly becomes a joke about how he’s so old though
elasticitymudflap: ericaisawesome56: farfromgotham: Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to
midsummerdream: from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades
Shocking discovery
yeah agreed and it NEVER applies to m/m shipsi just suddenly remembered SNK where Eren who is what 15? a literal underage CHILD was shipped with Levi who also has an unknown age but is hinted at/joked about being quite old and im just MMMHHMM ok then
It just occurred to me how much beard I’m going to be drawing in this one. I guess you could call it a…. hairy situation, aw yeahhhhh Hah, okay back to work. Let’s see how many of these I can finish today!
aqueous-stars: charleewatson: hi guys i can’t believe i have to say this but uh charlie watson (AKA hailee steinfeld’s character) is 17 years old, PLEASE stop making shape of water jokes i’m literally begging you on my hands and knees They’re
Guys to be honest, i said jokes and stuff about Marvel and DC and yes they both have flaws when it comes to draw new readers and they forgot about the old ones and sometimes they want to change, to appeal a certain group in the social media, but at the
I started to read Berserk when i was 16 (back in 2005) and finally after all these years we finally get to see what in the world is happening in Casca’s mind, i used to make jokes, and being reall cynical about it, as every old Berserk fan (and i wouldn’t
xxtc-96xx: “Feb. 6th - Mew gave birth. We named the newborn Mewtwo” no this isn’t a joke, more like playing with a what-if idea where the story went with the old game journal entries where Mewtwo was actually stated as Mew’s offspring. What if
Team Yume’s Geriatric Read Thingamabob: “My Rum-Mate is a Vampony?” (Ch. 9999) In today’s chapter: Vinyl tries to get her driving license renewed and Octavia becomes a praying mantis… or something like that. Now git!
MADPlay “Demetrios: The BIG Cynical Adventure”, Part 2: “Bumbling Police Jokes” In which the main character displays the mental faculties of a six-years old kid with Down Syndrome in front of an equally deficient police department.
MADPlay “Angels of Death”, Part 1: “Scary Computers” A 13 years old girl finds herself trapped inside a mysterious building with the only company of two sarcastic smegheads and their incessant jokes!—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON
justaslothwithdreams: edens-blog: fun123joker: lizarding-lizard: oh my god oh my god oh my god buzzfeeds
Well well fucking well if it isn’t our old pal video games. After some hard work between me and and Asante a game has magically appeared. Now this is a porn game but it also has some jokes in it. If you guys like guffawing while fapping this is the
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iancgallagher-archive-deactivat: ‘Hooked On A Feeling’ is used in the movie. That and a lot of other old songs are on Quill’s mixed tape in his Sony Walkman. It’s one of the few things he has from Earth. I don’t think of it as a joke,
lameboob: lameboob: lameboob: how do you make someone holy you beat the hell out of them my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke
Lost is a joke compared to Gravity Falls.I’m dead serious.And I’m a 25 years old guy who watched all seasons of Lost back then.
justbadpuns: Jokes about aging are getting old…
friendlytroll: midsummerdream: from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades “I come from a long line of trash. My father was trash, and his father before him!”
dolleye: just-shower-thoughts: Dorian Gray jokes never get old. scrolled past and then angrily scrolled back up
So I my ex boss invited me to a pool party today… 5 mins in, looking around her house, I see this… R.I.P. lmao!
babylon-engineer: clou-net:captainbritish:pokumii:kineticpsychopathy: misterrockett: steveholtvstheuniverse: i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold Spectacular. Perfect Gold. SOMEONE
pondwitch: rcktpwr: asukasimulator: rcktpwr: i hate to say this but some of family guy’s jokes from the old seasons were really fucking funny source? family guy can be very successfully funny, that was never the problem, it has horrible characters
swoonforme: thegestianpoet: where does dorian gray buy his clothes? at forever 21 dorian gray jokes just never get old
hotjuicykat: lookbutdonttouch409: hotjuicykat: thecontractor4: callitanaddiction: hotjuicykat: roadblock6669: hotjuicykat: passionatebbc: hotjuicykat: I’m almost 40 yrs old, do I still look good? 😘 this is a joke right? lol fucking amazing
cummbunny: “I don’t wear a size 0 because I have the body of a woman not a 12 year old” hahaha body shaming to make yourself better hahaha I am not a woman because I am petite hahaha thats a good joke Who said that bunny? Who ever it
gotitforcheap: having lots of youtube followers = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ having lots of tumblr followers = more exposure to angry 16 year olds who tell me to kill myself because I made a joke at the expense of a cartoon they like
aliassfm: Mavis Teaches Learns Typing I saw this model released on SFM and I immediately started thinking how I could use it… Then my lame joke popped into my head and I couldn’t help myself. Even vampire girls stuck in an old castle need to know
crack-dragon: Charming? Intimidating? Pal, you’re outta your mind. Guy’s a corny old jackass that laughs at his own jokes and complains non-stop about his feet. A fuckin’ clown. The kind of guy that gives pet names to his ties. Fuck ‘im, awright?
chronikko: steam-calliope: For anyone wondering why we’re all crying about the Unravel presentation at E3 today, here is the presentation. After hours of stuffy old people just reading off of scripts and trying to make awkward jokes to fit in with
thesylverlining: splendeh: It bothers me that a lot of people aren’t grasping the reality of Deez Nuts. All giggles aside, this is showing what a joke our political system has become. A 15 year old can register as a presidential candidate. According
big90s: Traci Topps acts out an old Dolly Parton goes jogging joke. I’ve never seen this pic but you have to love that red hair. Sexy.
voidn: beggar2: voidn: voidn: what’s 2 + 7? a few of my posts are meant to be setups for jokes but i dont have enough followers to actually have people answer them so now i have month-old posts like this on my blog with no notes making me look
meme-queen-jinx: kinkshamer69: “red pill parenting” sounds like a joke in a 22yr old standup comic’s routine but it’s literally a subreddit that people read and post in I’m sorry but how do these people even have kids? Let alone wives