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foxxsmoulder: the 90s called, they said i look cool and asked for my ICQ number
leglover72: she-takes-the-stick: Yes, my name ees Olga… hotel concierge gave you special number to call, to order Russian woman with “special equipment”… So I am here now, to fuck you in ze ass… Yes? You ask for beeg. You said you wanted
Put a number in my ask?
brown–scully: blazepress: This Beautiful Planetarium Watch Puts the Solar System on Your Wrist Good news everyone! This watch is 赲k. I know this because I asked and for some reason was expecting a more reasonable number.
moanaman: miabellacd: would you ask me for my phone number? Absolutely!!
sixpenceee:Shakuntala Devi, an Indian mental calculator,was asked to give the 23rd root of a 201-digit number; she answered in 50 seconds. Her answer was confirmed by calculations done at the US Bureau of Standards for which a special program had to be
clitliqsback: This lady at Walmart tho??? Had to ask mom for her number but she gave me he email instead to avoid suspicion 😁 😳😳😳
beachshowpussy: beachshowpussy: mrmrswoodman: ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ) mrmrswoodman.tumblr.com - SUBMIT - ASK - ARCHIVE MY NUMBER ONE DREAM GIRL
wildcaptainkuemper:Guys lets be friends on more than just tumblr. You want my insta? My snapchat? Facebook? Twitter? Even my number? Just ask.
motosofsf: I took this photo and wondered what “Rule No. 6” was. I found the bike owner’s website, MyReverseCommute.com, with an explanation: A lot of people ask me: what is Rule Number 6? I was first told the story back in college. One of those
I never write personally here, but I reached a milestone number of followers today in less than a year on Tumblr. Thanks to all. Let's have some asks, shall we?
zacarialee: Cute guy asked for my number~ Didn’t give it tho. heh.
ultrafacts: In 1977, at Southern Methodist University, she was asked to give the 23rd root of a 201-digit number; she answered in 50 seconds. Her answer 546,372,891 was confirmed by calculations done at the US Bureau of Standards by the UNIVAC 1101
boydcrowders: mishpala: #i wish i was human and you and i met at the grocery store #i wish you asked for my number and i wrote it down on your arm #i wish we could go on our first date and talk about ourselves #i wish we could kiss on the front
wasteddaysxwastednights: unfollovving: Is it just me or did tumblr just changed the number of the asks from red to fucking blood orange
hajimeiwaizumi: IWA-CHAN’S “SO I HEARD YOU LIKE SPORTS ANIME?!” GIVEAWAY I recently passed 344 followers! Why 344, you ask? (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) Because that’s the jersey numbers of my husbands Yuki Tetsuya, Kasamatsu Yukio, and Iwaizumi Hajime combined…
juicepouch: righteouskungfu: juicepouch: why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside touché
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nez–art: overwatch college au also jack u dont ask someone for their number after slapping their ass
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So I’m on the bus home from work and this dude really just interrupted me and my music to ask me for my number. No hello.. No what’s your name.. No how are you today.. I pulled the ear bud out, and all this mufucka said was “can i
babygirlfor-daddy: wolfstravelsinmind: I think my hand on your ass will probably be a clue. Yes please! Because yesterday I was told that it was a wonder that I didn’t get pulled over more often and asked for my phone number.
gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
valhallamage: rlaph: when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation
mrpbubshouse: mercuryhomophony: ask-bill-cipher-the-nacho: decxit: orhmhaxan: This video was in my recommendations and is called, “We Are Number One but it keeps zooming in on various things” @junkerbutt This one is my favorite one tbh xD
asom-broso: writing-prompt-s: Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help. “i need your help” “bitch me too the fuck” then hang up
traps-n-trade: jodieescott: freakyboysonly: The homie’s lil brother asked me for my number to get weed and when he hmu he wanted some dick. I didn’t know how to respond but went and got some ass tho , Follow one of the HOTTEST Blogs on Tumblr!!
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
potatoandotherwise: in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
nerdgasming: doctordonna10: shaggybrah: featherquiills: castianity: srsly though if we mutually follow each other you’re welcome to ask for my skype or my number or my facebook or whatever srsly First born child, you know… anything. Anything
timeout-psii: So to those that might not get many asks or just dont know what pose they might want to do here is the Palette-Pose Maker!! Palette: [x]Poses: a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h And I think it goes without saying that if you get a number+letter that dont
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Citizens in various countries around the world were asked by WIN/Gallup in their 2013 End of Year survey, “Which country do you think is the greatest threat to peace in the world today?” Above, the number one answer from each nation is represented
partybarackisinthehousetonight: if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck
malikdick: when im older im going to move to london and one rainy day ill be sitting in a coffee shop and a rly cute waiter with the nicest accent will serve me and then ask for my number and we will fall in love and live happily ever after and if it
why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong
panicsatdiscos: realitybl0ws: 1. grow up and have children2. hide babies all around the house3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet example number 24876
avamariele: I had a dream customer today! He didn’t try to bargain with me for dances, he didn’t try to break any rules, he didn’t ask me for my real name or phone number. He just came in, spent 800 dollars on me, and left. Thank you stripper gods
caramel-sugar-bby: please help me if i go to a hotel and ask for a guests name or restaurant to get a number how do i because i am a sugabavy raped gelpbme Spread!
la-diablareina: Lmao Tinder Doctor is asking for forgiveness after a year!!! He completely fucked me over last year and I hate this fucker. So he texted me out of the blue wanting to talk and to apologize and I didn’t recognize his number and told
petalpistols: okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my phone number snapchat instagram facebook skype kik this has been a psa thank u
twolovingone: A lot of you have been asking me to post photos of my girlfriend — to whom a number of my posts are devoted. Well, feast your eyes on this! Now you know why I’m so head-over-heels for this woman. (And why the ladies like her as well!)
aquify: why don’t you guys ask me questions like are you even curious about me do you wanna know my middle name my last name my favorite color my favorite movie my netflix account information the hospital i was born my social security number my blood
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter kik skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
systemofadowny: w0rdprocessor: petalpistols: okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my phone number snapchat instagram facebook skype kik this has been a psa thank u this is tryeask me hunnys Same x
blowingstiles: righteouskungfu: juicepouch: why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside touché
highendtherapist: For those that ask for the block number.
bubblebuttbandit: Got caught cheating on facetime. He watched, jerked off, then asked me to move out…after getting the guys number.
texashardrain:This is the second time I’ve driven past this HD Supply driver in three weeks but this time he asked me for my number afterward.
that1gaydude: This is by far the furthest thing I’ve done in regards to meeting with someone I was talking to online. Long story short; I went on a vacation out of town and created a fake tinder. This guy asked for my number, and we spoke for a day.