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dmc-dmc: g0ldnlean: dmc-dmc: g0ldnlean: dmc-dmc: medusa-seduce-ya: I was watching Cardi B’s interview with the breakfast club and Charlamagne straight out asked her how many abortions she’s had and then started throwing out numbers. She never
blneberrypie: # CAUTION: SLIPPERY WHEN WET….at work last night in the restroom, I was asked if my ass was as PHAT as it looked in my paints…So I dropped them quickly seeing I’m always COMANDO IT WAS EASY…I GAVE HIM MY NUMBER AND WENT BACK TO
sageofosiris: sageofosiris: GfyCat // MP4 Tracer Model by @arhoangel I’ve had a number of people ask me whether I have a Patreon or if I would start one up. I’ve always considered it but always just brushed it aside mainly for the fact that I am
dougiefromscotland: corporationsarepeople: (Conservative estimate. He likely passed that number in July.) eh, I think that golf cost is a bit exaggerated, unless I missed Trump building a course on the moon? Depends on who you ask, but it’s not just
satanss-nipples: ask-the-homestuck-crew: smashing-articles-of-footwear: spadesslick: horror—terrors: fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese shi, and ni. Then put the words
abbacopiedhungup: unfollovving: Is it just me or did tumblr just changed the number of the asks from red to fucking blood orange
ultrafacts: In 1977, at Southern Methodist University, she was asked to give the 23rd root of a 201-digit number; she answered in 50 seconds. Her answer 546,372,891 was confirmed by calculations done at the US Bureau of Standards by the UNIVAC 1101
timeout-psii: So to those that might not get many asks or just dont know what pose they might want to do here is the Palette-Pose Maker!! Palette: [x]Poses: a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h And I think it goes without saying that if you get a number+letter that dont
spaced-queen: ithelpstodream: anti-capitalistlesbianwitch: Why men will never understand what it’s like to be female, in one perfect tweet Brie Larson: I merely smiled at a TSA agent and he asked for me phone number. To live life as a woman is
merroki: feministbatman: Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.” This is channeling
enecoo: delta—rune: enecoo: -Sees someone with a Ralsei icon-Me: I trust you and would give you my credit card number… Ralsei would never ask for it
latelycravingmore: So today at work I was helping this cute dorky girl in the fitting room and I was like “if you need anything else you can ask me, I’m Emily” and she smiled and took out her phone and said “ok what’s your number in case I
onlymonica: I’m testing a theory: Please help me figure it out. I’m a huge lover of vintage lingerie, especially girdles. Don’t ask me why – i just think they’re sexy as hell. Turns out there are a fair number of other girdle lovers
foxxsmoulder:the 90s called, they said i look cool and asked for my ICQ number
juicepouch: righteouskungfu: juicepouch: why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside touché
groans: parafractal: groans: whenever someone asks for my number i actually just give them the gps coords to this scary underwater statue WHAT ARE THE DIGITS FOR THATSeriously. 29° 36′ 33″ N, 118° 59′ 24″ E
aquify: why don’t you guys ask me questions like are you even curious about me do you wanna know my middle name my last name my favorite color my favorite movie my netflix account information the hospital i was born my social security number my blood
owlmylove: i have let so many boys invade my personal space bc i didn’t want to “make it awkward” or “be rude” but fuck that with hot sauce for lube. some sleazeball asks for your number? “No.” guy who doesn’t understand boundaries wants
firstworlddisneyproblems: princessorangebird: aswingingwake: Recently, Disney sent out surveys to a certain number of guests asking if they would be interested staying in a variety of different themed rooms at the Resorts, including a Haunted Mansion
humansofnewyork: “A coworker asked for my number the other day. My friends overheard and said: ‘He must have a thing for Indians.’ I was like, ‘Or maybe I’m just really fucking cool.’”
rachaeldee: How To Handstand i get asked this question a lot, so i thought i’d make a picture guide to show how to kick into a basic handstand without wall assistance. my number one tip is to make sure you shift your weight onto your hands and engage
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I just had one role play with an old friend from feabs, though he’s never on anymore but I have his number.and we talked about FWB and also made plans to RP Tuesday. And I just rain checked my feedee a role play later and asked them to link me to
blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: Quite a few times I’ve been asked, by men mostly, on one hand how many white guys have I been with and on the other hand how many black guys have I had sex with? For a number of personal reasons, I typically don’t kiss
Leave me a number in my ask box. Anon or not.
Drop a number in my ask and I'll answer!
My Dreams My Desires: ask me numbers c:
malikdick: when im older im going to move to london and one rainy day ill be sitting in a coffee shop and a rly cute waiter with the nicest accent will serve me and then ask for my number and we will fall in love and live happily ever after and if it
So I keep seeing posts from users saying they’re always asked why they “like” so much stuff, and respond “so I can go back and reblog it later” …I wonder if I’m the only one that likes stuff so that the number
potatoandotherwise: in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
crayon-hustler: petalpistols: okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my phone number snapchat instagram facebook skype kik this has been a psa thank u but also if were not mutuals
petalpistols: okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my phone number snapchat instagram facebook skype kik this has been a psa thank u
rlaph: when you delete someone’s number then they text you and you don’t wanna ask who it is
swolizard:prettyboyshyflizzy:valhallamage: rlaph: when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation lmao people still falling for this in 2015?
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
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lanascigarettte: mahaqoni: i follow back pale blogs WANT A SOLO SCREENSHOT PROMO? VOTE FOR ME HERE AND TELL ME THE VOTING NUMBER IN MY ASK
Put a number in my ask, and I’ll answer honestly.
itsmrheartless: Jesus, honey.This one is huge, way bigger than yours.Would you mind going next door and asking him for a phone number?
asianslutmika: slutpunishment: I’m going to call you a slag, force my dick down your throat and coat your pretty face in cum, and you’re going to give me your phone number and ask for it again tomorrow. You worthless fucking whore. Mmm yes Sir
lower-case-numbers: “I just” is secret me-speak for “my heart is hurting and if I don’t get the thing I’m asking for, I think I will cry”. I am lucky because lots of people give me hugs. If you need hugs and I don’t live near you, know
ibeggedformercytwice: dontgigglesherlock: bagelbutts: I threw a wish in the well Don’t ask me I’ll never tell I looked to you as it fell And suddenly this song became the scariest song in the world I gave you my number. I thought you might call.
best-of-funny: blowingstiles: righteouskungfu: juicepouch: why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside
swolizard:prettyboyshyflizzy: valhallamage: rlaph: when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation lmao people still falling for this in 2015?
nomoarcake: ask-discord-and-eris: askpun: When you live the dream, your life becomes somepony else’s dream. “Number 1 Fan” by Veggie55 :*)
I'm not a Tumblr famous. I love it when a red number appears above my inbox icon. If someone followed me, I smile and it makes me happy. When I lose a follower, I ask myself why. When someone hates me, only few people comfort me. When I make a text post,
forget-life-love-music: Ask me a number, and ill answer.
panicsatdiscos: realitybl0ws: 1. grow up and have children2. hide babies all around the house3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet example number 24876
roberttheglitcherino: Goddamn it guys she just asked for ammo not your phone numbers chill the fuck out.
lookatallthebutts: mszombi: voguemorge: asom-broso: writing-prompt-s: Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help. “i need your help” “bitch me too the fuck” then hang up I probably
You ask a girl for her phone number
nowonderyouhavedemons: swarnpert: swarnpert: let’s have bingo raves *electronic buildup* the next number is…… *music stops* G 45 *bass drops* no one asked for this but here it is anyway
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