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oregoncuckold: My hotwife texting with two fuckbuddies, trying to figure out who she will fuck tomorrow. I said she should do both. She said she would, but the kids have soccer. Some day. Oregoncuckold Not the way we usually do these things, but
Formentera Island. Very beautiful beaches…Â I was told this island is for nudists, but I saw just a few nude people there. Now it’s fully occupied by textiled people! Not to shock textiled moms with heavily textiled kids I had to wear my
madarathemes: Surikara - theme #010 ok it’s not a gif because tumblr is kidding with me ¬u¬ anyway , it’s a sUPER COLORFUL THEME !!!! yeah , is so colorful that will burn your eyes xDDD i made a theme that colorful because my sis was all like OMG
texastiny: Sorry kids I can not tell you her name…. but she is a dear friend and loves me lots so she tried these pull ups on just for me and oh my gosh she was the cutest lil girl for those 10 minutes. We spoke about letting me do a photo shoot with
howishughdancyevenpossible: but-the-kid-is-not-my-son: camilleflyingrotten: “I’m fed up with cannibals” __________Will & Hannibal went on an adventure together [after Hannibal expressed the need to go on an expedition for the Eldorado] prequel
bootylicious-buggy: my-sanctuary-is-simple-and-clean: chakrams-and-shit: eclecticmuses: agentpaxieamor: doyourwardance: stepchildofthesun: KIDS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. ONLY ATTEMPT WITH A TRAINED CHEMIST OR A SCIENTIFIC PROFESSIONAL AND PLENTY
personaldaemons: consultingsuperhusbands: egly: Because I love the way Sam looks at Dean and baby 《3 If you dont think this gifset is the cutest thing get out of my face Okay but you guys Sam? Not so good with kids. But Dean? Friggin’ expert.
I watched Szith’s show from the back of the hall, invisible, remembering when I used to sneak in to concerts as a kid. Now I get to do this as my job. Not the sneaking in—just staffing, usually travelling with bands as security. It’s nothing
YOU’RE KIDDING ME WITH THIS OH MY GOD CRYING I thought pulling something like that would ruin her for me BUT THEY COULD NOT HAVE DONE IT BETTER
sanguithar: (pls click tumblr is an asshole and makes my images blurry) It’s not a man bun but it is acceptable. WHO AM I KIDDING I LOVE HIM HAVE A MESSY QUICK SKETCH/WIP OF NEW KALLUS that took way too long to make and is still kinda weird with proportio
arachnofiend: digitallyimpaired: everythingstuck: AS A TEENAGE TROLLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o H MY GOSH REMEMBER THIS I fucking loved this show Replace jenny with dirkbot and the nerdy kid (i think his name was sheldon, but i’m not sure)
moshgoblin: idolatrys:My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids
desultorydeviations: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP KIDS BECAUSE I AM FED UP WITH SEEING THIS BULLSHIT CROSS MY DASH (such as this post here)THIS POST IS NOT GIVING YOU IMPORTANT INFORMATION ON HOW TO PREVENT RAPE THIS POST IS MADE UP
mysunfreckle: mysunfreckle: Me, working from home and feeling a bit lost: the neighbours have kids… I guess I’ll write them a card that we could help out with shopping and stuff? that’s not invasive, right? My husband, pretty much the only one
mandersyoo: I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back I’m more pissed off that they are twice as likely to spit on my cake.. tbqh.
exotos: so this white kid in my class came up to me and asked me to borrow a ruler. He took it without looking at it and he came back a few minutes later and said “I’m not really comfortable with using this.”
stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school with are out doing Important Big Name Shit as their first or second job right out of college while I….sit in a tiny office, and sell stuff that’s sometimes expensive,is not my ideal
luxwing: It’s fucking stupit how people my age on here will bitch about how it’s not their responsibility to make things safe for minors but then like literally invade spaces and media made for kids with their goddamn filth. Yall literally take more
accio-shitpost: muggleborn kids sitting in their dorm rooms on the first night in hogwarts wishing they could google ‘my new school is haunted as shit and i am not ok with this’
redwwood:“kids don’t like Steven universe” is the one I see the most and like I’m not gonna Tumblr discourse about this show but like…. I literally worked with about 40 2nd graders last year and a large portion watched and loved it, and my 10
doctorguilty:Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it
slbtumblng: pookie02: You kids with your smooth animation that’s consistent and not constantly recycled. Back in my day you ignored when someone’s mouth didn’t move when they were talking or when a Ninja Turtle had the wrong color face mask.
wrestlingssexconfessions: Anyone seen this commercial where Miz is jumping out of a gift box for this little kid’s birthday? Well my birthday is coming up and not only do I want Miz, but a box of condoms to go with it would be nice… ;) I would be
ceediculous: * i’m so proud of that lil turd holy heck Uncle/dad//dunkle/bigbro-figure Sans is my fav Sans tbh. He’s slowly corrupting the poor kid with poor humour and fashion sense that is at least better than Papyrus’ but still not good. Those
Hnfgh fuck yes FINALLY. Let me tell you about my bad luck with in game quests. I am currently doing the “Find the Research tools” on my arch bishop and for days and days I have been repeating the steps 10 - 12. I kid you not, for at least
sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass
dirty-photos-of-my-dad: Dad teases me with his dick. You gonna wave that massive hard cock in my face but not let me touch it. Who are you even kidding you’re straight
lisaveeee: june. kid thor & loki…i’m out of control with this. my sketchbook might not recover. someone take my drawing utensils away…
chocobabydolly: Im so horny daddy…im always horny for a big daddy dick in my tight little pussy but i have no daddy here to play with me. I’ve been told by someone that i should not be showing my face because someday when i have kids, they may see
incestheaven: “After my wife died I never thought of any other woman. When my grand daughter decided to move in with me for her college I was hesitant. Not until I get to taste her tight cunt. We are even planing to have kids together, of course no
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: tarynel: blackademics: herfavcolor310: blackademics: If I have to go to work and my child grabs my finger with their whole little hand, I’m not going to work. So u never gonna work and both u and the kid gone starve
No bullshit some white kid just came into my job with a swastika painted on his chest and looked at me and went “oh! I’ll put my shirt on.” I seriously hate everything and everyone fuck this holiday. It’s not even worth the time
the-not-green-one: 15yearold: today my teacher said “take out something to do when you’re done with your quiz” and some kid turned around to the girl next to him after he finished and said “can i take you out so i can do you?” my teachers
angel-likes-running: nafialovo: FREEDOM this is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life. not even kidding. oh my god I’m so in love with this photoset
bambisloveshack:the-sissy-initiative:What do we have here now . Lucky I forgot my phone . Please continue with this fashion show and I’ll canceled my date and we’ll have some fun but we’ll try not to wake the kids
THESE BITCHES HURT. my friend and I were fucking with one at the beach and the damn thing stung me. we thought it was dead. obviously not. my finger got all puffy and swollen and warm and I thought I was gonna die. moral of the story kids : don’t
thecorruptedquietone: Hey guys! I need some help right now. My family financial situation isn’t all to great right now and my mental health as a queer trans kid with anxiety has not been in a good place either. But the main thing right now is that
kekon: I went man mode with caitlyn today. I’m not kidding when I say 90% of my teammates kills may be them taking kills from me. Oh and I was the only character they focused. My team had a ridiculously hard time keeping them away, it felt like I didn’t
domn8me: Lmao! When I took this pic, I thought my cleavage looked like a butt too. Not kidding. Cheers to butt cleavage 😘 My sister from another mister, lol. We are long lost twins! Both with butts on our chests 😂😂
johnniewaswolf: I need people to harass my ex. He stopped speaking to me in April (out of nowhere) and this motherfucker has my stuffed elephant and I want it back. I’m not kidding. I will give y'all his email and you can inundate him with emails
sway-with-the-tides: cyberunfamous: leavemewithmytunes1023: east-coast-kids: ocean-mindedyouth: claustrophobically: this made me reevaluate my life How do you make yourself happy? I have no reason not to be. this made me reevaluate my eyesight.
dannyfenton: lowlighter: been seeing a lot of Gravity Falls crossovers with other mystery kids on my dash, and naturally, I was like- why not teens!!!! kim and mabel oh my gosh
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