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damncalmdownsparta: piercetheheartsoftheyoung: fag-ology: haha the girl in the chair has no idea where to put her hands; but damn, girl has moves. HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS WITH THAT ALL OVER YOU ARE YOU KIDDING oh my god.
chubby-bunnies: 19 years old. US Size 18/20. I was “cursed” with thunder thighs. My whole childhood, not only was I the fat kid in class, but I was the one that never wore shorts because of my thigh size. I was lucky enough to never be singled
fanmlp: artencon-aret: derpygrooves: C’MON FANDOM SERIOUSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’M LIKE TEARING UP OVER THIS SHIT FUCK YOU GUYS SHE’S NOT REALLY DEAD YOU STUPID ASSHOLES ({my heart, my eyes, they burn with the sadness of ten thousand suns})
For a year in my childhood I went to a school where I was the only white kid in my class. Regardless of it ever being mentioned, physically, not only couldn’t I compete with any of the boys in any way, but with most of the girls. And this greatly
unrelatableuserboxes: The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like
puddles-n-cuddles: oh my god I regret ever applying to be a lifeguardafter working with kids all day (and peeing thank god) I was not mentally prepared for how hot and muggy the pool would beand I drank all my water againand I filled it upand I drank
chocobabydolly: Im so horny daddy…im always horny for a big daddy dick in my tight little pussy but i have no daddy here to play with me. I’ve been told by someone that i should not be showing my face because someday when i have kids, they may see
sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass
hazurasinner: Korrasami family! So, I received a couple of asks about Korra and Asami starting a family, and I was like, WHY NOT?! XD They love children and know how to deal with them so I doodled three kids (I started with one but then my hand slipped.
when i was a kid I used to resent my mom for not being there and my dad for basically leaving me with two total strangers. but now as an adult, with some perspective, i kind of ain’t angry about it at all. it was fucked up, but i turned out alright.
schazardous: Not being allowed gaming consoles when I was a kid, Cave Story was one of my first experiences with pixel art and sprites, so here’s my homage to it. Risk of Rain’s Engineer (my favourite class) in Cave Story+ Style.
vaigh: AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS FUCKIN’ KIDDING.Told you I’d draw a MLP with a wang. Did it. Not so proud of it. But it’s an experience I can knock off my list. IDK if I should name her or not. I plan on finishing the drawing some day. maybe.
clarkwaters: Haha! That is not true Anna! You’re beautiful no matter how early or late it is. (Smiles) I’m sure Jordan would agree with me 100% [ Laughs ] He better agree with that statement, he’s my boyfriend. Kidding. But in all honesty
caramelcalamari: Not gonna lie, my biggest beef with Boruto is that all of these fuckers had kids at the same time. And (with the exception of Boruto and Himawari) the fact that they’re ALL only children????
wolf-and-kitten: rosalarian: Short shorts and tiny tops are not an invitation for your commentary. The temperature is higher than my patience. And stop teaching your kid that there’s something wrong with her not hiding her body.
str-gayzer: goldwomyn: godswerepoetsonce: BOOOOOOST!!!! in reference to my post regarding services for the kids stuck in Baltimore! Please pass this on. DO NOT TWEET THEM YOUR ADDRESS DO NOT MESSAGE THEMTHEY ARE IN A PARTNERSHIP WITH BPDDO N-O-T
twisted-talez::My hot-as-fuck boss stared me down, his hands on his hips with his big, hard cock bulging in his tight suit pants. Mr. Bateman had been riding my ass hard all day, but not the way I wanted. Married with kids, I assumed his cock would never
legalmexican: officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s
g0dziiia: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that day white men
clifbarunner: z3al: stephaniebreeze: blinkandurdead: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME O_OHoly hell… what am I doing with my life that is not human well now that i am making a list of all of the things that make in inadequate
nltm: the worst shit i had to go through in high school was be in an economics course with a bunch of kids who were shoe-ins for the young republican federationone of them was an unironic rick santorum supporter and my teacher did not disagree with himI
foreveralone-lyguy: A post with 420 notes? Not on my watch *clicks like button to give it 421 notes* don’t do drugs kids
porko-rosso: chefpyro: Wanna live in the earthbound world but not as a protagonist I just wanna chill and a kid comes by, hits me with a baseball bat, sets me on fire with his mind and steals my cookie You can do that in Florida
stay-ocean-minded: purchase a “Garment for Garner” - ALL OF THE MONEY is donated to Eric Garner’s family (his widow and six kids). each shirt is printed with my original artwork, coming in sizes S/M/L/XL/XXL. please do not remove this caption!
hutchj: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that day white men
liverpepper: Cloud: Believe it or not, he’s a huge softy. Not to mention good with kids.(it melts my heart too!💕)
bigmeansweatydyke: hishap: peachykeeenqueen: weavemama: weavemama: weavemama: HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS btw here is another source other than trumpdaily confirming this. these white demons deadass stole 880k from sick kids to go towards
jamaicanamazon: hutchj: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that
i-will-call-you-sir: “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” Bernard Manning
1143goodz: my favorit type of girl to fuck is ones with a kid and a husband your mom just happend to fit the description so no im not sorry that i fucked your mom i might even do it again
theonlyhydro-vids: Making it clap 👏🏽, trust this is not even as loud as it can get 😉 Message to set up a Skype session W/ me 💻 To see my folder with Full length Exclusives Or to Put in request for a Custom video 😉 🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏
divya-adu: He made me cry … This is so beautiful 😢🌹 (not my video) I feel like people with this talent deserve to be famous . Raw talent and you can hear it in his voice this man has been through some things . It’s called soul . Soul music
my-twisted-fantasie: sketchy-behavior: the-kid-with-depression: twerkinturtle: hollywoodwh0r-e: de-feated: they killed themselves after being bullied for being gay. It’s not okay. they didn’t deserve that end. the youngest was 13.. wtf is wrong
brooklynwaste: one thing i’ve learned from being on tumblr for so long: i deserve more than to hang out with a bunch of white kids who say niggai did enough of that shit in high school and middle school for approval, i’m not compromising my safe
taylorium: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut It’s also the I fuck black men
catziel: catziel: this kid in my grade just posted this with a bunch of his faces photoshopped onto it……. STOP GUYS IM NOT KIDDING OMG HE CANT SEE THIS FUCK
staticartillery: So this little kid dressed in a Bumblebee costume came across my dads camaro which is yellow with black stripes and the little kid walked up to it saying “You’re not the real Bumblebee!” And then he slapped the front of the car
letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear lgbt+ kids, You didn’t choose to be lgbt+ to annoy your parents - and if your parents even make you feel that way, then they’re honestly not only ignorant but also very selfish. It’s not about them. With all
fwcouple98023: My wife, my house, my bed; not me. Wife had some quick fun with fwb last week(4/30). She had to rush to make one of our kids soccer games. I took them for ice cream, while she got some cream for herself.
curveappeal: 5'3 UK 10/12 on top 12/14 bottoms I’ve always had an issue with body. I was very ‘fat’ as a kid and lost a bunch of weight. I struggle everyday with body positivity, and even though my boyfriend tells me that I’m not fat, there’s
science-and-magic: havetardiswilltravel: sherlockscoat: lotusbaby: It all started with a simple photo kladfjlsdjf all of my shit is lost GUH…I think that my brain just dripped out through my ears. I kid you not about this: tears are actually
my-twisted-fantasie: the-kid-with-depression: twerkinturtle: hollywoodwh0r-e: de-feated: They killed themselves after being bullied for being gay. It’s not okay. They didn’t deserve that end. the youngest was 13.. wtf is wrong with the world.
officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s both.
ultimaforsan: I didn’t realize how depressed Charlie Brown was until watching him recently with my little brother. And now it just makes me sad to watch him because I was the same way as a kid. Chin up, Charlie, it’s not gonna get much better as
z3al: stephaniebreeze: blinkandurdead: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME O_OHoly hell… what am I doing with my life that is not human
edibled20: officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s both.
rarechujelly: Not sure why kids my age don’t understand the concept of professionalism. I got a job offer today, I couldn’t be happier with myself.
![clarkwaters: Haha! That is not true Anna! You’re beautiful no matter how early or late it is. (Smiles) I’m sure Jordan would agree with me 100% [ Laughs ] He better agree with that statement, he’s my boyfriend. Kidding. But in all honesty](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_652ee5c39738_128.png){kind=avatar}
