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healiing: you do not need to constantly justify yourself. go ahead. eat pancakes. eat a ton at dinner. eat ice cream sundaes at 1am. take a rest day. take six rest days. sleep in. watch a movie. watch ten movies. no explanations needed. you’re allowed
I’m not saying we should have sex but we should.
If you're mine, you're mine. I'm not sharing you with anyone else.
questlon: i broke up with my gym we were just not working out
croutoncat: not having pants on is a very beautiful thing
mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
nerd-in-the-tardis: have—not: i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought
kardashy: *im not ignoring you I just put off replying for too long and now it would be weird*
gaskarth-barakat: THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT JUDGE PEOPLE FOR HEIGHT WEIGHT AGE SEXUALITY PHYSICAL APPEARANCE SOCIAL STATUS MUSIC TASTE THINGS YOU SHOULD JUDGE PEOPLE FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny
schnephanie: I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude
nishlo: parents want u to be outgoing and do fun stuff with friends but also want you home by 11 and not high on meth like c’mon on mom u cant have it all
trisk3le: clusterphoque: do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who
do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row
breathe if im your favorite blog thank you do a triple backflip if I’m not
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
tylenold: it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
squigglydigg: I’M NOT GONNA LIE THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE AN AMAZING STORY IDEA LIKE HOLY HELL IMAGINE A SECRET SERVICE OF WISH AGENTS, EACH ONE SPECIALLY DESIGNATED TO CARRY OUT A CERTAIN PERSON’S WISH I I WANT THIS TO BECOME A THING PRONTO
larryrickardfan: allmymetaphors: I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either This is the most accurate post
shipperalmighty: teaandineffability: I asked for ten mcnuggets not a fucking yaoi nugget You had one job McDonalds yaoi nugget
taggedrne: if i’m ever abducted by a stranger and blindfolded, i’m not going to worry because i’m probably just on a febreze commercial
guntoyourhead: alcohol is not the answer alcohol is the question, yes is the answer
mishisaurus: WHY IS EQUALITY SO FUCKING HARD TO GRASP LIKE I AM A PERSON YOU ARE A PERSON WE ARE EQUAL THAT IS NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND
heyfuckyoued: ~shout out to the people you know in the real world who have inevitably found your tumblr and not told your secrets and just like quietly watch from afar and don’t bring it up in real life y’all are stars~
nixpunk: i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
despookinator: i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
I’m not interested in your past, I’m interested about what makes you tick, what makes you angry, what keeps you sane - tell me those things. You have my undivided attention. People waste so much time on reputation that they simply forget that you
wankbankofamerica: reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago people seem disinterested in what
hotpaynecakes: christmas is not in 3 days I’m pretty sure it’s still october
cornputer: assindeto: take me to art museums and make out with me But they said to not touch the masterpieces
thechurchofbobsaget: I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
napoleonbonerhard: napoleonbonerhard: napoleonbonerhard: wait are girls not supposed to sit with their legs wide open and since when i’ve been thinking about that response for a few hours
burrgerking: “what do u want to be when u grow up” not u
mmordred: im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
aandyrea: reblogbecauseofreasons: sassy-bird-strider: twigwise: hartosexuals-mdk: Mae Martin is the best! :) Please do not laminate your queers But I want to laminate my queers. *glares at you while laminating my queers* I’ve realigned this
supersmashthestatebros: no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
cheyennecheyenne: I am constantly craving intimacy Not in the sexual sense, but simply to be close and feel close to someone
theydidthejinglebellrock: buzzfeedlgbt: Alabama Town Is Outraged After Accidentally Hiring Gay Cheerleading Squad For Their Christmas Parade how could they not appreciate this christmas miracle
vegay: if u copy me i will not find it flattering i will just really hate you
illaminati: im sorry everyone sweden does not allow public masturbation
revokeus: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: berksome: a happy couple might’ve got married today someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today someone might’ve
ohfuckyeahitsjosh: Making me jealous will only push me away from you. It won’t make me want you more. I’m not very competitive, if I see someone who’s making you a lot happier than I am, I’ll back up because I’ll assume you want that person
soulsnatcha: it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
sidnugget: When are things going to not suck anymore
castielinablanket: I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.
chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
lordtrash: If I ever like your sad post It is support I am not enjoying your tears
alittleworldofimagination: jokerkat: quincy360: you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into
debbbruhh: hawaiiboy: I may not be rich, but being born and raised in a place that people spend thousands of dollars just to visit means that i already won the lottery. Kaneohe, Hawaii ^^^that was honestly just so beautiful😍
rneerkat: dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them
mytainteddarkness: for those not getting the V or the D, happy alentines ay
rlmjob: I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs
FACT: Lesbians are not attracted to every girl that they meet
punkyears: If music has never made you cry you’re not listening to music
triptophobias: backwardsorbust: ellavictorious: That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve. That is the sickest shit ever i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it
alexbbypls: break-itbrian: if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. This post fucked me up.
dannykelly: “My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman.
armadillo: women should not have children after 35, please stop 35 children is enough
youngspiritofsin: if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
