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p1ants: I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather
momazhari: burn-down-the-world: This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do. I’M STILL LAUGHING. I will never not reblog this. Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
zizino: ejaiculation: how the hell does justin bieber walking in a straight line make worldwide news headlines but the invasion of ukraine by russia and the possibility of a world war doesnt do you not watch the fucking news or is your source just
iguanamouth: not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”
j0yless: distraction: Not many people know the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together
drarna: i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
left-side: You can’t please everyone and not everyone is worth pleasing.
teahupoowave: 4rchie123: Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence Holy moly
nayx: welltorn: nayx: i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does This is my girlfriend no im not
pagingpage: legains: If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”? I was not prepared for this question
skelitas: i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
petal-pushings: I hate when you’re sad for no reason; you’re with people, you’re fine, you’re happy, you’re laughing and smiling, but at the same time it almost feels like you’re not there. You keep dazing in and out of conversations, you
robert-downey-jesus: failbag: what if all vowels were a’s halla yas ma nama as manaca A’m watchang saparnataral what abaat yaa it’s like a whole new language I think I’m on to something here #thats not a new language thats a boston accent
distraction: get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby my life is
maddylioness: there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures
Don't forget, the gym is where people go to work on themselves and get better. There is no need to feel shame or fear there, the gym is not highschool its a place to lift weights and work hard
petitsirena: magpizza: Normally I gif my favorite scenes. But this would not be the same without the audio. The harmonizing! THIS WAS SUCH A PERFECT MOMENT
ruinedchildhood: “Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.”
netlfix: Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing
Anon or not, just talk to me I'm bored.
shredtheaqua: You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
Always say yes to seeing friends Eat breakfast every day Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet Appreciate the people in
sirlightbulb: Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about
vanity-est-venganza: letssaynotonormal: plot-twist-im-gay: superwholock-slytherinmerlin: theroguefeminist: 3brokenstrings: aunteeblazer: omg I just saved an entire week worth of science class.thank you tumblr cool spiders are not insects though
bad-wolf-of-baskerville: authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….” …why is this so uplifting I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
methproblem: drugs not uggs
love-health-workout: The definition of a healthy lifestyle is not working out all the time, eating fruits and vegetables and lifting. A healthy lifestyle is doing whatever you like, smiling, inner peace, eating whatever you like and whatever is good
herhmione: pussy-destroyer3000: can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it I’m not
lavieavantlamort: masqverades: do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls
fightblr: vineofficial: This is fucked upThis fucked me up I am not sleeping tonight…
22472: I will never fake an orgasm in my life. I’m not gonna give you credit for something you’re shit at
qozxe: if i stay in bed i’ll be warm if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm but the distance between the bed and the shower no that is not warm
It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing
everybodyfucksup: phan-you-not: booberrytartsandjam: lunors: ‘We asked people to look in a mirror and describe what they saw. What they didn’t know was that there were strangers on the other side of the mirror, giving their first impressions.’
amphetameme: i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer
kissesforyourloving: prejaculate: imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker
surimistick: i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said: “you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions” and i was like woah thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
lmaopost: When a girl says “lol have fun” do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission.
browngirlinterrupted: don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.
17yr: “hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
pink-vulva: i want someone that is on my level mentally so much. i’m not saying be boring and serious all the time because that’s boring as fuck but don’t be vapid and goofy all the fucking time like??? i want to have some grown ass conversations
rikkipoynter: hamburgerboogie: Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re
therealraewest: wifightclub: so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that
capeofwonders: i will will never not reblog this
curseofthefanartlords: When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
fuckery-binx: joshuawhat: Me whenever i try not to swear. Literally all the time
agent-pluto: youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: If the older generation tries to make you feel bad just remember that we weren’t the ones who betrayed Pluto and took away it’s planet status. Words can not express how happy
lipstick-lesbian: doyouthinkaboutme: doyouthinkaboutme: Tbh I’m so proud of you for coming out to the first person ever about us. I know it’s hard, but it feels better not hiding. It will get less scary in time, I promise babe. I love you asvp-xx
if u copy me i will not find it flattering i will just really hate you
deair: if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special
headphones-in-do-not-disturb: theorgyorganizer: fuck education who wants to start a band your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
isaia: samati: skeletales: This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha reblogged before it was even finished. SUPREME
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
burning-young: girls on their periods I will never not reblog this.
oeuniverse: In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders: Public speaking Not being afraid of teenagers Calling the doctor yourself Taxes Arguing without crying Having a normal sleep pattern Having an answer to the question
showered-flowers: have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not
