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wannabeastarshipranger: perchu: wheelchair-warrior: FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD they were talking about his height They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
wowfunniestposts: wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED. IT WAS SUICIDE! My whole life is a LIEEEE! MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN. Looks like it’s not a joke after all this blog is epic
condescetier: my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes “hey dad, whats up?”“Up is a directional vector with no force”
shaqsince95: exilethepoet: bodhiandsoul: Bruce Lee you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke.. ^ two fingers yo
urbanrot: i’m like, a cool casual queer who happens to joke about being suicidal a lot like it’s whatever i’m just suffering but hey have you considered thinking about literally anything else It’s not cool to just joke about suicide like
logancreerp:Ouch! Guess someone is feeling better if she’s able to pull off such hurtful jokes like that!! (Teases) ( She gives a wan smile ) Not really. Joking around and talking about something other than him just helps me… keep my mind off
dracomalfyaoi: NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES screamers fake coming outs fake suicide fake crushes stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting googly eyes on stuff putting only ONE ice cube in
sosickweredead: After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine) jokes.
brewcha: tall-butt: #this show has absolutely no chill #and I love it #‘i guess we’re not allowed to joke about this stuff anymore? ’#nope you’re allowed #but you need to be joking on the right side #see above for examples
r u srs???? i am only allowed to listen to the vaccines and not watch it? this is joke my life is a joke livin in da us sux
alphaeve: aberrantkenosis: flirp: megacharizardyourlordandsavior: flirp: Look at these shitty new Pokemon. Ugh, get it together, Game Freak :/ I hope you’re joking. No, I’m not fucking joking. Miyamoto needs to realize that he’s running out
rpcutie: alyofrp: welcome to 2013, where white people making jokes about people of color is frowned upon, but people of color making jokes about white people is not. welcome to 2013 where islamaphobia is widely accepted as a ‘thing’ in north america
laterinthecaveoflesbians: watershiphobbits: If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding
muchymozzarella: Me about an inhuman looking monster/alien/anthro: gddmn I’m so attracted to this character Some dude: wtf??? Me: haha chill it’s a joke Narrator: it was not a joke
ratamakafon: In case anyone’s getting their knickers in a twist over Deadpool allegedly having rape or transphobic jokes: It doesn’t. Not a single goddamn one. I saw the movie two days ago and while it had plenty of sex jokes, there was literally
queenhissah-missmagic:lohengriniguess-blog:queenhissah-missmagic:Oh, don’t try and run away. It’s not a very good joke.I know it’s a joke because in about ten seconds you’ll drop to your knees.I know that in about ten seconds you’ll drop to
queenhissah-missmagic:dumb-ditzy-dog:queenhissah-missmagic:Oh, don’t try and run away. It’s not a very good joke.I know it’s a joke because in about ten seconds you’ll drop to your knees.I know that in about ten seconds you’ll drop to your knees
queenhissah-missmagic:dontmindme3:queenhissah-missmagic:lohengriniguess-blog:queenhissah-missmagic:Oh, don’t try and run away. It’s not a very good joke.I know it’s a joke because in about ten seconds you’ll drop to your knees.I know that in about
queenhissah-missmagic:dontmindme3:queenhissah-missmagic:dontmindme3:queenhissah-missmagic:lohengriniguess-blog:queenhissah-missmagic:Oh, don’t try and run away. It’s not a very good joke.I know it’s a joke because in about ten seconds you’ll drop
please don't ever joke about rape/sexual harassment or defend someone who has joked about it because it is very emotionally scarring when these things happen and it should not be turned into something that is normalized.
eccentric-nae: africanaquarian: thebigblackwolfe: featherinmycapandcheese: aewm: violaslayvis: electricpike: pussypoppinlikepopcorn: electricpike: violaslayvis: There are an innumerable amount of things that can be attributes to 3 L’s what
boldlygo-vegan: I’m sorry but if you think “it’s impossible to make a joke nowadays without offending someone” then you were never funny in the first place. It’s really not that hard to be a little creative and come up with a joke that doesn’t
bombing: noseblow: bombing: i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood that’s not how the joke goes lmao do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
danisup: fishingboatproceeds: edwardspoonhands: 53 Terrible Jokes in Under 4 Minutes Best Joke Video Ever. Hank did not use my favorite, though: What’s the difference between a novelist and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed
fishingboatproceeds: This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept you making me the butt of your joke; I’m also going
hyouretsuzan replied to your post: hyouretsuzan replied to your post: sampsonclyde… Sorry. I can’t do much but try to add a joke. I’m bad for joking on an inappropriate time. My apologies… it’s not your fault…I’m the one
super-mario-rpg: alphaeve: aberrantkenosis: flirp: megacharizardyourlordandsavior: flirp: Look at these shitty new Pokemon. Ugh, get it together, Game Freak :/ I hope you’re joking. No, I’m not fucking joking. Miyamoto needs to realize that
wulphire: super-mario-rpg: alphaeve: aberrantkenosis: flirp: megacharizardyourlordandsavior: flirp: Look at these shitty new Pokemon. Ugh, get it together, Game Freak :/ I hope you’re joking. No, I’m not fucking joking. Miyamoto needs to
shutupfaker: when people in the Sonic fandom joke about Sonic when people not in the fandom joke about Sonic
wizzard890: pyrrhiccomedy: zonepan: tackytaako: hetphobia: hetphobia: “omg! a new history of-” siiiiighhh theres a rape joke in the fucking new video more clear than the last you keep that fucking bullshit off my dash im not even joking right
watershiphobbits: If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding humor in the discomfort
sosickweredead: After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
exoterical: bitterassfandom: bitterassfandom: hot singles in your area I HATE KRAFT SINGLES AND I SPENT FIVE DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS AND HAD TO WASH THIS PAN BY HAND TO MAKE THIS JOKE THIS DESERVES MORE THAN 17 NOTES GODDAMMIT its not you the joke
shirobasdonger: cinnapapa: I’m pretty sure Mink would be that one guy that would not laugh ever until someone told a really horrible joke Like everyone’s in the room and Aoba pulls the worst joke in existence and it gets deadly quiet and everyone
toddnet: this was requested as a joke by a friend then we started talking about how innocent cinnamon roll x flamboyant sex symbol is a cute contrast and needless to say we’re not shipping it as a joke anymore
hawaiiun: exilethepoet: bodhiandsoul: Bruce Lee you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke.. ^
180mph: probablyinyourfandom: Dating me is literally a whole lot of - bad jokes- even worse movies- cuddling- making out - you touching my butt - loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes Glad im not dating you LMFAO
romancingthelookyloos: funniestpicturesdaily: Not the time for a dad joke. He’s gonna save this transcript and show his child with a tear in his eye, “This was my first dad joke.”
sosickweredead: pink-stationzero: sosickweredead: After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
if your jokes more than 2 minutes long you need to not tell that joke
plavapticica: bryndonovan: I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written. This is a card I would actually buyFunny, no scat humor, no age jokes or sexist jokes, not creepily sentimentalA+
ben-c: fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. i think my favourite part of this is “can we not do this again dave” because it makes me very curious as to dave’s previous
bodhiandsoul: Bruce Lee you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke..
so if i am a feedist and i like lifting weights, does that mean i could be forever bulking? man, i wonder what PRs i would hit, lol
felitomkinson: i know we all like to Joke & Bond over how depressed we are on this website and make jokes about existential dread bc we really are absolutely fucking depressed and there’s certain comfort and humor in knowing we’re not alone but.
Me joking or being sassy is not my “attitude coming out to play”. It’s me making a joke and you calming the fuck down and dealing with it.(Now THAT’S my attitude coming out to play)
