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Outside of our usual time purview, but weird enough that I had to share. Shared with me by a reader, thank you darling.
Not so tough, are you? acting like some strong-willed, arrogant domme, but look at you now… bound and helpless, sucking cock because you know that’s what your mouth is for. Everyone will get to see this video of you, so you’ll be a joke
Current mood
I bought an LED flashing fidget spinner the other day. Have I mentioned I’m slightly autistic?
not-enough-fandom: godtierkankri: proudlyinsane: MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S
not-photogenic: you know its not a real comedy until they use the “he’s standing right behind me isn’t he” joke
not-10kko:not-10kko:y'all joked about tiktok peeps having to censor words, look what happenedfuck them iOS users
There is a specific language best friends talk in and it’s not English
thecockydad: I’m not joking when I say I want a blowjob. It’s a fucking job son.
striderepiphany:This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made
wizardsmagic:Someone help we thought we were done with Skeleton War jokes but then the Dimir do this totally rad thing and we’re right back in it. Art by Clint Cearley
ms-demeanor:I am absolutely not joking at all when I say that The Sixth Sense should be required as teaching material when you’re trying to get kids to learn about why color matters.No, the red DOESN’T mean love or violence or passion, however the
chrstphrmc: pl-typus: God. Fucking. Damn. oh right… just a few notes(WHOEVER KEEPS CHANGIN THE SOURCE I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU) (not joking) hahaa that boy is a nigga ass dragon
smoking-suicide: towongfoo: If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live 100% not joking
alphamachine: tigerskitten: alphamachine: Wellll… What do you know,.. That’s today! Not joking. hell yeah! ;)
thisheredude replied to your post “DUDE NEW ORAS SCANS. FLANNERY IS IN THERE. HIGH QUALITY PIC SOON PROBABLY. GET HYPE (also there’s Mega Metagross)” It’s fun. (but just in case I’m not joking) haha Yeah I saw it. Is that blurry
deletingggggggggggggheart-deact:We need more women characters that are unhinged unlikable weirdos and im not joking
Somewhat of a joke that came out of some silly friends, don’t take it seriously XDThe bittersweet gamers are really entertaining though, so ya’ll should check em out :3.
deadcuteboy: do NOT joke about self harm, whether it’s a “little scratch” or a deep wound, you are still harming yourselves. there is no fucking rule about what self harming is and how deep a cut should be, shut up grow up and think about what
spacedouche: “I am not a crook." please vote rose in the 2016 presidential election
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zanesgirl11569: Yes please!! Not joking
dadvillainy: rsevn I was not joking about them stems boy!! LMAO I got you
All the clean art i got of umber for my birthday yesterday is silly, self-aware or in-jokes and I couldn’t be happier at how distressed this poor horse isThank you so much @bearrabutt, @scenefux, @steveholtvstheuniverse, and @kinkyray!Also, an ENOURMOUS
fivetail: I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all But
insert ‘you know who else is beautiful’ joke herethere were some suggestions for a klance stargazing pic! *:･ﾟ✧
bedroom-bondage: keepingher: No, I’m not joking. At all. damsels in distress
krgrace: BILLY WAS NOT JOKING THE CLOWNS WANT TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES ON EARTH AND WILL DESTROY US ALL!
I’m not joking about either the productivity or the depressionI’m caught up on commissions, I’m getting work up and in for Patreon, I’m hitting dates.It’s both.The next six months of this world are baked into the cake as
there’s an infinite amount of jokes i could’ve made
cynicalmoose: Celestia x Cake. The most passionate romance. omfg… this is one of the best things. One of my favourite ships XD I’m not joking either! I love this. ffffff <3 I love that she loves cake so much it’s causing her to
interlude-with-ludes: ecmajor: lonelybluecross: Okay, guys, WARNING. This shit is the most disturbing animation short I’ve ever seen in my entire life, I’m not joking with this. It’s mostly NSFW, random, without any sense or story. Don’t try
o and b4 anyone asks, no i will not be shipping weiss/winter
it's joke!
i think the lesson learned here is: dont joke abt bees or roses to me because even then the endless amount of old salt i have for them will rise and spill out of every pore on my body and the aftermath is no fun for anyone lol
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aquors getting 0 votes is so sad omfg…. not even one
hisui-tarts replied to your post: Looks like Blake was pretty offended by the racist… The black and white cats you reblogged maybe? oooooohh….omg lets not joke abt that kind of thing
monos: keep having small scenes where they willingly hang out with each other and/or softly support each otherother ppl: idk i dont get monochrome wouldn’t they just argue and not get along? :\
I’m sooo not sorry
lokise: not joking thought they were linking arms…
blushing-bertholdt: thearminarlelt: i like how the fandom just silently all knows that bertholdt probably has a big dick i never see it discussed but everyone agrees as far as ive seen i think thats magical [nervous sweating]i bet you all peeked didn’t
fuckyeahcracker: fuckyeahcracker: fuckyeahcracker: Effects Of Thinking White People Are “All Like That”: Literally nothing other than white people having their feelings hurt on the internet I’m not joking there is no real world consequence of
fangirlingoverdemigods: for-the-love-of-fandom: virginandpregnant: argentknights: WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU SIGNING THIS PETITION SOPA IS BACK. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT JOKE. Stop SOPA. SOPA stands for Stop Online Piracy Acts. In this case, all fanart
juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good
imnot12: I swear this was an actual conversation that happened in my real life. The guy was dead serious, he was not joking at all.
RARE PEPE, DO NOT STEAL
consolecadet:I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
sonocomics: I thought of this joke a while back and idk why but it really made me grin xD Click HERE to check out other assorted anime/show comics, including more RWBY! Click HERE to view my schedule for the current month!
bandaidbikinibrigade: here have another omg meanwhile I found his facebook too I told you guys I can dig up shit on anybody as long as I have internet access i was NOT JOKING
keepingher: No, I’m not joking. At all.
transjon:eroticcannibal:lmaonade:lmaonade:i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we
watchingmebleed: nothappyjustbroken: everybody-will-die: sheisnotcomingback: This gif… It’s so sad. Terrible. I’m not joking when I say I’m crying now. I can’t stop looking at it. oh my god.. Why THE HELL OTHERS ARE BEHIND THEM STARING ?
highs0ciety: it’s called waffle kush, I’m not joking.
astro-surf:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world,
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