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"HAVE YOU EVER" hour. DO IT.

gay-pastel-dragon:I wonder what you got for christmas dude. It could be a nintendo ,This ain’t right, poor thing does not look happy. If you’re gonna do this just put some bows on his tail.

duxwontobey:I’m making a dnd campaign and need ideas for loot, since it’ll be a heist game! Throw me an ask or reply to this with ideas, i wanna get a good mix of cool shit. post cancelled already

pixelatedexecutioner: sweetscam: nevaehtyler: sadly not every girl can protect herself from these creeps 😔 This is extremely satisfying Dipshit deserved every second of that. Maybe he’ll think twice about doing it again.

verytinybun:I’m going to get your fatpad so big it’s gonna look like you have a double belly.

spidys:the unholy trinity of monsters that y’all wanna fuck for some reason

rhydonmyhardon: religiousdad: supremelaxbro: IM GOING TO ARREST ALL THE TALL PEOPLE did anyone hear something? i think its coming from below but its too far down to see oh look, it seems the little people are getting riled up again.

sanjl: my way of getting through life: it’ll work out.. somehow

It’s been 2 fucking months! 😒😒😒

It’s 11 am and nobody is up in my house aside from the dog and me. So I’ll watch How to Train Your Dragon and keep trying to get the dog to attack my family members in their beds.

slightmayhem: trans-mom: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.

not of self, but of geography.

hardcoredisneyporn: Wanna get tortured by sexy-sounding men with sexy accents? Pop in your headhpones, BUT SERIOUSLY, ONLY IF YOu’RE OKAY WITH SCARY STUFF PEOPLE WILL WHISPER CREEPY STUFF IN YOUR EAR I HAD TO STOP IT A COUPLE TIMES

not-an-oyster: lapis is showing pearl the subscriber countdown stream of thefinebros pearl doesn’t get it (college pearlapis based on true life events)

not sure if I’m listening to mahaila “whenever youre ready”… or montell Jordan “ get it on tonite”🤔🤔🤔🤔

pinkadillydoo: what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

jeynegrey: shout-out to everyone who doesn’t have a mother shout-out to everyone who lost their mother shout-out to everyone who has a strained relationship with their mother shout-out to everyone who doesn’t want to feel obligated to someone just

i just had a level 100-sth get so confused when i switched to mercy’s pistol they, a level 100+, genuinely did not know mercy has a pistol

pedrotovotefor: We all started from the bottom

redstripeking: Qui Damn!!!! Assuming those are 45 plates that’s 135 lbs on a military press (my shoulder screaming just thinking about it) and she putting all that shit on her lower back because she’s not seated and she can’t plant

gunzonyatmblr: hi-imkingdavid: damnhebig: cvtpiss: ready4whateverr: classic we are magical beings Reblogging again because the niggas on the court and don’t let me catch a ref getting involved Lol the nigga on the bench is not entertained

afrojane: kidweed:this gave me whiplash im with the shits A penis is not a muscle tho…

halharl-infigar: tsunamiwavesurfing: officialcrow: tubesock: gyplet: tubesock: CHOOSE ONE the ability to have children immortality (not a simulation) Assume you can’t have both. I’m going to make this a bit easier for you guys to think about.

It seems that I now need eleven hours of sleep a day to function. Where “function,” approximately amounts to, “Hey, look, breathing!” I promise I’ll get back to producing stuff as soon as possible, but for now I really need

it does not get much better than this

it does not get muchtrashier

So while Jaejoong is in the army and not playing that one SnK character in any live action his JYJ bandmate Junsu goes and gets cast as L for the Korean musical version of Death Note, as announced today.I AM CRYING AT THE IRONY LOL.

gogglechild:spaceace8:idjtits:spaceace8: idjtits: idjtits: idjtits: are pears flammable after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable mum: whats that smellme: burning pearsmum: wha-me: i tried to set a pear

getting some new followersfew are porn Blogs but ignoring thoseHi i’m Chris… I’m kinda funny… I like memesand those who are following me for a while…whats up? how it going?

littlesexpet: cummanu: Any time… any place… this is literally in my boy friend’s house but you’re acting like it’s some public place??? dude chill and quit with the “good girl” tag Get over yourself. Damn.

I keep trying to convince myself to watch one of the newer ygo series but I always talk myself out of it because the current meta is terrifying lol

the vibes i’m getting from the “discover your major” class lead me to question my major yet again. the college assumes everyone is going into corporate america. and i find that the economic research aspect is not even really considered. and after

wood-nympho: imblaazed: i-wouldnt-even-question-it: My man. Real one YESSSSSS

acousticeel: it might be that you’re punching me in the fucking face but I’m sensing a bit of animosity here

Today’s gonna be a good day! I’m gonna eat meals and not forget medication! I shall make it so!!!

not-so-rosyyy:oh god… there was another one…. and possibly (I pray to god it’s wrong) more to come…. this is horrible.source: twitter.com

death–420: sergeiboobtitsky: chagrins: I’ve had enough of this school wealth!!! REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

For every note this gets, I’m going to push back my suicide date by a day.

death–420: sergeiboobtitsky: chagrins: I’ve had enough of this school wealth!!! REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

travellertalks: kaible: I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash ^

winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself

oitnbmoments: You have been visited by the Norma of Luck, reblog this and your life will get better.

humunanunga: photoshop-and-chocolate: photoshop-and-chocolate: photoshop-and-chocolate: Jackpot This is getting kind of ridiculous. There are two five leaves in there somewhere I lost count This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven

swordshapedleaves: swarmofbees-official: if this gets 100,000 notes, then we, a gigantic swarm of bees, will personally fight donald trump Liked and reblogged.

dickzoned: aidadoesdoodles: billshitposts: ghara2: lily-d247: afatblackfairy: sniggadoodles: lisa-beignet: theincognegra: This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way “I’m getting back in line.” OKAY but i just reblogged

Not usually that into skinny fitness chicks with fake boobs, but uh… She would GET IT

honestly kanye is the only one not humble. beyoncé is an actual queen but she’s so so so humble. as is beck. like kanye needs to grow up lmao. he says that beck needed to respect artistry and give his award to beyoncé…? music is art in itself and

It is so obvious when people send themselves anons.

It’d be great to not get extremely dizzy & disoriented & black out when I stand up after sitting or laying down for long periods of time.

Not posting it anywhere else yet but I put a deposit on this adorable little German Shepard!🥺😍🥰 we get to pick her up in a couple weeks!

l2edpanda: Been wanting to draw Rose in Victoria’s Secret ‘iconic stripe’ underwear for ages now. It’s not the full color I would have liked, but I gotta focus on commissions for now.

it-does-not-get-better: My heart literally just shattered into a million pieces…

milkykittentea: gendervaque: proteinpills: If I ever end up moving in with someone I’m in a relationship with, I want us to have separate bedrooms. I need us to have our own rooms. This doesn’t mean we won’t sleep together, it means we will get

bruises from the pole during spins and losing a lil skin from rubbing my wrist against the pole but I’m getting more fit so yay!

In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries to defeat a boggart, it transforms into each of her family members in turn, including the twins. But they appear together, because not even in her worst nightmares did she imagine Fred and George being

If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you’ll find an excuse.Kid studying on Cebu sidewalk inspires netizensMANILA, Philippines (UPDATED) – A photo of a child studying outside a fast food restaurant is currently making its rounds

I think that chastity, at least for me, is really gender affirming. More or less completely taking away my ability to get hard, and takes away all sensitivity, making my arousal more or less internal. Idk about other trans gals, but that kinda gives

It’s gonna get pretty cold over here this week and I kept thinking that Steven has THE BEST ways of keeping warm

Okay but like even tho the legendary and purple skins are NOICE for Ana..y'all know…which one Ima get

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