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“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.â€
It, like, took all night. My high school BFF Audrey did not like that I was so happy now. No, that’s not right, she just didn’t get I could be happy showin off my body and fuckin who I was told to. She didn’t get it but that was OK. She liked the
It’s almost the weekend so why not promote @rybelmagazine premier issue so why not keep it going and so here is another sample page from the 44 page premier issue, featuring the edgey and unique @pinkpixies7 . If you haven’t already get your copy!
That Chaser (I dunno if he has a name anymore) lost a bet with the buff downsizer (Dank Downsizer? Whatever I’ll call him buffsizer) so that’s how it goes. But hey, he finally got honest with himself! Even though it involved getting a massive dick
edhelernil: Well, it will be a miracle if you manage not to hate me after this. But. Ask an honest question, get an honest answer. And please know that I really am friendly and open-minded, but even the nicest people have their limits, and bullshit has
castielsconvictions: consultingsonic: hallsofthenephilim: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: dr-archeville: You are missed, you compassionate, ridiculous, wonderful man. I can’t get over how cute that croc there looks as it gets hugged It is looking
It really bothers me when people call Claudette a Bee. I try really hard to get my point across that she’s a grotesque jerk as opposed to a cute bumble bee, so here’s a little bit of nature to give you an idea lol
On my way to get my third (and hopefully last for a long while) set of eye injections done. Really not looking forward to it. If the past times have been any indication, I’ll probably be incapacitated until Saturday or so. I just mainly wanted to
It’s not really misogyny. Black Manta just wanted to get thrown in jail so he could join Task Force X/The Suicide Squad. He would have face-slammed anyone who was behind that counter. Still, out of context…
Not pictured: Several new nicknames for Steven of the not-so-nice variety
It’s not like I’ll say no to an excuse to delay putting effort into something, but this is getting ridiculous. Again. My account is a gift, so I am not technically a paying customer, but generally speaking, manga is for premium users. People who have
It’s 31°C with 51% humidity… uuughhh. And it’s been like two weeks playing Kancolle and still can’t get Tenryuu… The drop rate is low… even with the recipe. Shit.my heart suffers(PS: that pic is not mine, althought…
Thanks everyone who messaged me recently concerning my recent breakup. It’s all good now, and there’s absolutely no bad blood between me and my now ex gf. I’m not gonna get into the details or anything, but it does mean a lot that my
For those of you who don’t know how my requests work, I’ll pretty much get to it when I get to it. I don’t colour my drawings immediately after I draw them, so a lot of times I’ll let a drawing sit in Dropbox from months before I actually colour
What’s with the increase in creepy fucking messages today? Guys listen, messaging some random girl on the internet and telling her you wanna fuck her in the arse and make her cum in 0.33647 seconds is…!!!!!!NOT GOING TO WORK!!!!!Don’t
get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby my life is a lie WHAT
stunnerpone: stunnerpone: I saw one of these guides earlier today and wanted to do my take on it. Some people didn’t get the message.
soullesshusk: nonukesthanks: tumblr implemented on-blog advertising, which is why blog theme html keeps getting messed up. To shut it off: Click the ‘person’ icon in the top right Select ‘Settings’ Select your blog from the column on the right
It was hard to pretend not to be impressed with @bambi-belle‘s outfit for her new EXTREMELY LEGITIMATE JOB as a private maid. It took real acting to not oogle over the cuteness.See the video for yourself at Northern Spanking, or get it as an individual
Welp, it’s the first time since 2001 that I have black friday off. And I don’t get paid again until next week.
icefeels: you can tell i don’t know how to draw things by the way i fail at drawing things that look like things edit: it’s “A+ friendship” not “At friendship” sorry my handwriting :’) I love it though. Also, let’s be real
I have a terrible idea for It’s Gonna Get Weirder (and by “terrible idea,” I mean “actual relationship-related strife between Fili and Kili) I’m not sure if I want to go through with it? It’s an instance that Bilbo
NOT ONLY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO WRITE KILI AS A CIS DUDE. It’s getting impossible for me to read him as one, too. I just kind of scrunch up my nose and go “But… why?”
That moment when:[6:46:18] エレメス: Getting to laugh at Aoba’s attempts to be a top[6:48:45] Michael Alexsander George: *humms*I think that is when we’ll get to the point of ductape and wall asking if high on DMMD.
It Began With an App“Consentr”. If it could be ruled as not prostitution, I supposed it could also not get sued for the obvious inspiration for it’s name.This wasn’t the first morning I spent with it open on my phone. My account
It kinda sucks when you dislike the most popular fan works in a fandom (especially small ones) for any number of reasons (wildly inaccurate character interpretations for example) but they’re so popular it’s all anyone recommends and all the newbies
it confuses me when people who don’t tag their posts reblog those posts urging people to tag posts or complaining about people not tagging Like…do they not realize they’re not tagging their posts? Or do they just think it doesn’t
Not happy that people are posting untagged spoilery scans from the comic that doesn’t even come out until tomorrow so most people don’t actually have it yet Be considerate of your fellow fans please
Get Reel
i’m starting to freak out because i have a presentation tomorrow and idk i mean it’s a group presentation so it’s not that bad i guess but i never really presented before and would always just take a failing grade and fuck i don’t
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
laurdlannister-kingslayer: scootsenshi:Anybody do the Keto diet? no but im tempted I did it for a while, it works. Pee smells like death, but it’s good. Hard to keep up at first, you feel like shit until your body adjusts. Not for everyone. But
It’s getting to the point where writing a page, then deleting it and rewriting one paragraph counts as progress :/ This sucks, because I already love one of my main characters and she’s not even real yet.
Not cool at all! It’s not cute! It’s what bad parenting is! Shit heads. Let him decide that aspect when he gets older on his own.
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
It is not your job to sext or talk dirty to your followers if you post porn. You are not a piece of meat. You do not owe it to them. It is not your job. It is not what you get for running a sex blog. You do not have to feel privileged they want you to
It’s kinda sad. I used to have so much enthusiasm with food. Cooking and eating were the best part of my day. Now it’s a chore that requires a lot more will power to get me to do. It’s honestly doesn’t make since that I’m
not-natalias-porn-blog: 🌿 My pjs are so cute and comfy 🦁 REMEMBER TO GET MY LATEST BUNDLE - I am going to be a way for a while starting Monday so get it now whilst you still can! It’s well worth it and full of everything, super cheap affordable
It is impossible for me to not get drunk as fuck to this song. It’s been 4 days in a row since I heard it for the first time and I’m still shitfaced. - RBJ
alexiskicksbutt: karnythia: travellertalks: kaible: kyotobro: Gotta do it I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash ^ It really does look like a potato. Wook at it’s wittle tungwe!!!!
not-so-common1: parks-and-rex: When everyone turning up to an audio post but you cant get it to play but you reblog it anyways He’s so giddy I love it
not-so-surelock: nerdbrainbits: iddriz: help-im-johnlocked-in-the-tardis: holmes-in-the-tardis: It took me a moment. At first I was like, wat And then I GET IT NOW OMG that took way too long to understand after a minute it hit me omfg
get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby my life is a lie
birdy-the-artist:I’m trying to get back into drawing on paper but it’s not as fun as it used to be 😔
hijabster: Not all Jews are zionists. Love this! @ISNA 2012 in DC
flyingmintbunnywantsyourbacon: So I tumblr saviored USUK, just for a little bit until I can get over this slump. I thought of an analogy of my feelings towards it. It’s like having your favorite food for a meal 24/7. It starts out fun like, “OH
hopefulnerd24:shh baby don’t move it’s okay, my morning wood is just a little uncomfortable and it’ll feel much better after i slip it inside you. I’m not ready to get up yet this morning so just lie still and warm me while i go back to sleep
It’s more of a public figure. And I understand that. Absolutely. I’m not gonna say that I’m not and that I get it but it’s also just such an awkward thing.
Computer is STILL updating AHHH the one time I actually get in the mood to draw that’s NOT at 2 am gmhmh FJCIHHSHSICIF
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… If you are underaged, stop following me. If I find out you are a minor, or have any sort of doubts about you, I will block you… You see, I love my blog and I prefer it not to be shut
I got carried away aa,, hopefully you enjoy it,[LOUD YELLING]THANK U S O MuCH FRIEND………….AAAAAAA ;;;;;;A;;;;;♥♥♥♥
ponygirlrider: smallbutfatwallet: I can’t wait till I find a woman to work myself to the bone for, and she laughingly does this to me. i did have an older bull with a cock so thick and so big he could not get it into my throat but he sure did try
tsukiyama-shoo: tsukiyama-shoo: please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching
Wait, I’m not getting it.So you’re a slut because you choose to be, or because you want to think others want you to be a slut?After all a strong independent woman is strong and independent and so she doesn’t need other people and so she doesn’t
Hello, friends! Chapter 3 – the penultimate chapter(!) – of postcard, postscript is up! This chapter sees our boys hanging out, getting inked, going balls-out, rearranging office furniture, and engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being a playable
Ugh Amazon sellers need to start shipping to NZ
It’s stupid of me to expect a note on my car or maybe Ŭ flowers but yet here I am, feeling disappointed that my life is not a romantic comedy. I really wish I wouldn’t get my own hopes up or get hung up on old shit but I do & I’ll
![That moment when:[6:46:18] エレメス: Getting to laugh at Aoba’s attempts to be a top[6:48:45] Michael Alexsander George: *humms*I think that is when we’ll get to the point of ductape and wall asking if high on DMMD.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_7422e808e5b1_128.png){kind=avatar}
![empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_8e96ec1bef22_128.png){kind=avatar}
![I got carried away aa,, hopefully you enjoy it,[LOUD YELLING]THANK U S O MuCH FRIEND………….AAAAAAA ;;;;;;A;;;;;♥♥♥♥](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c95dda3900a685928046f1a5f34d3bae/tumblr_oif61gOEJ51qfizj4o1_250.png)
