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jaspidott: thesonicscrew: satan-is-not-natural: ruaniamh: kaymonstar: I keep laughing. HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT That last caption absolutely destroys me Every. Single. Time. it’s not even a chip it’s
bichrissy: I’m not a redhead so there’s not even a chance any of these are me… but I thought you guys might enjoy them!
testifiedgodhead: zachariebutts: arseniks: Im not sorry what is happening i thoughT IT WAS GONNA BE A SCARY “SLEEP-WELL” GIF BUT THEN I WATCHED IT AND STARTED CRYING IM NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM I DONT UNDERSTAND IT BUT THIS MADE ME LAUGH AND CRY
theasianandthegreek: So basically my sex life is people being too intimidated and scared by me and also probably not even worthy of seeing me naked let alone have sex with me. Like. I hate when guys are like “i fucking love rough sex” and literally
sortofunpleasant: Not even going to critique myself. This is one of my fave things I’ve drawn. (It’s a photo of me when my jaw was swollen. So yes, it’s not fucked up in the jaw line) Pretty fucking cool.
n7d5ty: sortofunpleasant: Not even going to critique myself. This is one of my fave things I’ve drawn. (It’s a photo of me when my jaw was swollen. So yes, it’s not fucked up in the jaw line) Pretty fucking cool. Re-edited to: Pretty Fucking
Meisatsu Some times in the past, b4 i came 2 live in USA, i have let the people i love lie 2 me. Just because i loved them i chose 2 4give them in that moment and not even let them know that i knew they were lying. Because i did not want 2 fight, i
theconsolidator: straightkinda: I’d be he same way, let him do anything to me Follow The Consolidator. Me too! I also love a dominant top that does not even take off his underwear and is demanding service from me. (Calgary, AB)
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She did not even look at me. She had found the things I had been hiding from her. I used them to fantasize about her using them on me. At first she was hurt. Then she became mad. Then she used them on me to vent her anger. Then she became excited.
I don’t even miss having bones. I mean, don’t get me wrong, if I’d known my next hookup would abduct me to his basement and flatten me like a frickin’ pie crust, I probably would’ve steered clear of the guy. But that’s over and done with—I
Hi, everyone! Believe it or not, it’s my birthday again. This past year has involved a lot of change for me. When l look at what’s different in my life, it makes me think about my long-term goals and the prospect of growth. I feel less certain
“Good job making your slaveboy dress up like Sailor Moon for the convention. He’s almost pretty!” “Thanks Amanda, He’s not even a real cross dresser, He begged me not to do this. That’s what makes it fun!”
tbh I don’t even know what exactly Bethesda does wrong because while I do enjoy playing their games, I find it very hard to care about what’s actually going on in them and I literally do not care about any of the characters as soon as I’m not directly
lick-myy: sensu4lseduction: i hope you know that its not even fair you are this hot and you has bigger boobs than me which makes me sad :( and its a really good picture…urgh FOLLOW HER! hi this is me
Having to go over all the people I follow because there are some underage littles in there. Ugh why. Let me be clear. If you are underage unfollow me. If I follow you and you are underage because you do not specify your age on your profile…block
honeythe-elfqueen: give me attention and worship me like I should be or just send a chat or asks ♥️ Uhm excuse me? Explicit? Not even showing my belly button
honeythe-elfqueen: honeythe-elfqueen: give me attention and worship me like I should be or just send a chat or asks ♥️ Uhm excuse me? Explicit? Not even showing my belly button
chrismcfeely: gothamsbirdy: pr1nceshawn: Books that should be on every kid’s summer reading list. This was killing me lmao I’m not even going to pretend I’m not reblogging this purely for the Taco Bell one.
ped0noona replied to your post: ped0noona replied to your post: Excuse the Teen… YES PLEASE HOLD ME! THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH!!! I CAN’T… LIFE IS TOO MUCH… AIR IS NOT HERE! L.Joe is not even my bias and I’m about to jump on him!!! THEIR ALL
potatuesday: erase— sometimes i want to crawl to you and hide under your skin. but when i am at the verge of making it. i remember that there’s no place for me in your body. not even between your fingers — not between the sighs that left your
Someone should send me asks on omo… or not even ask me a questions you could tell me a story on omo or literally anything that’s cute omo ..
omo-things: I’m not into feet but my partner is so I gotta start taking care of them and going to the shop more so I can uh, give them some sort of footjob?also, piss…
evelynsmileees: sizzlebutt: babyblueeyesss: is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS 2013 has just been the biggest wtf ever for literally everybody so i’m not even surprised
gaspack: its-mustard-gucci: “That’s not even an option fa me, I’m not goin down there.” “wowww God really?? Believe what you want”
mahleriana:the-voice-leading-nazi:#stravinsky is really in this season #AND IT’S NOT EVEN FUCKING SPRINGIt’s always a good time to sacrifice virgins, and bassoonists. but the rest of it—“this is too high for me, i am not an english horn”
usmcdom: brutereason: I find it fascinating that people who choose not to have children are generally assumed to feel really strongly about not having children (or even to feel really strongly against children, anyone’s children, in general). I am
zhavorsa: No, I- I would have doubted me too. I’m not a hero, or a warrior, not even a burglar.
I’m now reunited with my computer and cat so I will proceed to catch up on any messages sent to me over the last five days and also all the pets owed for the last five days. Pets are FOR CAT ONLY do not ask don’t. I’m not even going
littlemissdowney-jr: vendi-cat-ed: hunter-heart: #ok im not even in the doctor who fandom but i must reblog this i cant for some reason I’m not afraid of weeping angels anymore omFg I a m cRY This makes me look at these things in a whole different
thewightknight: lousysharkbutt: he’s not even pretending it’s a functional helmet anymore commissions | patreon | twitter | instagram I’d apparently just reblogged a repost, and someone was kind enough to let me know. Not cool, tumblr. If you
growingfatforyou: Holiday belly… I can’t hide me not being fat anymore. Not even full and my gut pokes out…and when I am full OMG. I’m getting to be such a fat pig, and I love it!!! How everything jiggles when I walk, how I crave more and more
I promised Jackie I’d always take you back home. Everyone leaves home in the end. Not to end up stuck here. Yeah, but stuck with you, that’s not so bad. Yeah? Yes.
thepissypussy: And I’m like, I don’t have sex enough and they’re like HOW and Im like I’m not even gonna start because you’re not sticking your penis in me anyhow.
abutterflyknife: knifeandlighter: so much fuckin’ shrek lately what the fuck. not even going to lie it’s probably because you started following me the shrek is fucking me up so bad. the dates on the poster. all of it is killing me. the internet
i think the it crowd will make me cry i’m not ready for the pseiclal… that’s not even a word lauren go sit in a corner today isn’t good for you
cookieluv246: foervraengd: pridetothefall: wolveswithhats: eliciaforever: Why do artists refuse to use references why why why.It’s not a contest to see who can get by without them. It’s not cheating to look at a thing in order to know what the
fristart: 3rd Glass of the Night by Frist44 S: Th-thank you ladies, but I-.. I’m not really much of a drinker.. and I wouldn’t want you.. wasting your bits on me if I’m not even gonna-VS: Duuuude~, we’re theco-owners of this club.. It’s
loobeeinthesky: But you are not alone in thisAnd you are not alone in thisAs brothers we will stand and we’ll hold your handHold your hand
I guess I can officially stop checking my email in case my T&B Secret Valentine is just late? I’ll put up the one I did soon. Just… having a pity party over here :|
whoamonalisa: endless list of female artists: Laura Jane Grace “You know that worry over whether or not people are going to love you and accept you, once you do show that part of yourself - the worry over whether or not a god would even love you.
stereobone: THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please
a priest I was very close with has died. I’m not religious. I was raised catholic and a lot of the ideology was used in a way that really hurt me as a young queer and trans person. but even though I stopped believing in god when I was around
throws a hissy fit before I leave for my professional development, because not only do I have a one hour session for a standardized test that doesn’t even cover my subject matter, but I have a two and a half hour session on co-teaching, which I
catwithapie: No you people were supposed to stOP ME NOT ENCOURAGE ME oh goodness. You even got a random Joseph out of me. (if you suggest characters and outfits I might draw them more) Inktober day 11: super quick sketches because I have a long day
duplexide:I recently learned that one of Europe’s top parks “Alton Towers” apparently has this fucked up flesh ride that looks like those Atlantian levels in Tomb Raider. Not only that but it has it’s own themed hotel room…?This is so fucking
*pokes her fingers together* So… Uhm… I don’t know if you people know, but the thing that has been pestering me for years now (yes, years, literally, I’m not even kidding here) was finally solved today. I’m not sure how
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therealerme: Yes, I’ve been leashed and collared every time he’s wanted to fuck me, since the very first date. Sometimes now he even does it when he’s not fucking me, and it still gets me all turned on, which he seems to enjoy immensely. But what
footsiehotwife: My cock really forgot how it is to feel a pussy. My wife prefers me to pleasure her with my tongue (I’m really good at it!) but she not allows me to cum or fuck her. She even doesn’t touches me “down there” for weeks. We agreed
sealpremacy: abendlichter: kittensaysfuckyou: White privilege is never having to spell your last name. you… you’ve never met a polish person have you american privilege is not realizing the world does not in fact consist of only america
scarlettohairdye: First they came for the scientists… And the National Parks Services said, “lol, no” and went rogue and we were all like, “I was not expecting the park rangers to lead the resistance, none of the dystopian novels I read prepared
cynthias-things: Tory: It’s not a meteor; it’s a cookie wand. Me and Jeff made it because it made you look more like the Cookie Crisp wizard, which is not even a reference I get because the Cookie Crisp mascot wasn’t a wizard when I was a kid.
faramircaptainofgondor: so i’ve got one of these if we’re mutually following each other, you can ask for it. You don’t even need to ask for it, it’s posted on my blog’s description. I’m not very good at not going idle but
oweeeeendennis: I know that something like this can kind of be seen as a puff piece for the network, but let me just tell you, it’s not. Everything they say in this video is totally true and you should you watch it and I’m not even being a corporate
didactically: catskid100: I think people need to realize that it’s okay to like stuff and not have a deep reason for it You can like a character because they’re cute, not because you identify with them You can like a ship because you think they
I think I’m going to rearrange some of the furniture in my room. Maybe if my computer was closer to the window I’d get more air and feel less crummy all the time. Not that the window gets much airflow since it faces a very narrow space so
so, like, as a general rule I call everyone by their username, even folks I’ve known a long time, unless you’ve specifically introduced yourself to me by another name or you have something like “You can call me [NAME]” on your
artemispanthar: I remember, like, way early on the whole post-apocalyptic setting of AT was kind of a background thing, not directly mentioned but you could see evidence of it in the backgrounds. I used to maintain a folder on photobucket cataloging
y’know, one of the pictures from the Live From Beach City! book is bugging me, ‘cause its cute but whoever drew it seems to think Pearl’s sash is tied in a bow, with two ribbon ‘tails’. Which it isn’tThere’s another image in the book where
