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mywifeandhim: I remember when my wife was that shy little girl who would not even consider fucking another man, specially in front of me. Now she even cums faster if she looks me in the eyes and shows me how much she is enjoying that. she looks like
miroku-48: me: wow, there’s a bunch of people in here. let’s see where MaYuki at-me:me:me: why am I not surprised. not even slightly.
sphaway15: trashdonut: katyvanaimee: My husband thinks so too Ugh, I love it when a hot female friend feels like she can talk about men with me. She doesn’t consider me a potential boyfriend anymore. She might even think I like men, but instead
objectd: justafag:He had just finished fucking me hard and raw and immediately after shooting his load he pulled on his jeans and explained “this does not mean we are in a relationship, not even friends, when you see me you will not talk to me, you
websissy: The most humiliating part of this is that she is not even my wife. She is not even one of my wife’s close friends. She is just an acquaintance my wife works with. That alone makes it clear how many people she has told about me, about my little
barbies-not-even-perfect: I’M LOOSSSINNGGG:( PLEASE HELP ME OUT!! VOTE FOR (barbies-not-even-perfect) HERE and HERE THEN MESSAGE ME HERE FOR ONE OF THE FOLLOWING. screenshot promo solo promo and blog rate 3 celebrity tumblr what i like and
misandryisalie: taketheleadneverfollow: THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.
taketheleadneverfollow: THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.
bumsrmytning: Oh fuck… I don’t even know your name and I’m letting you spunk into my unprotected cunt… I can’t help my slutty self.. I’ve let four random guys dump their loads in me already today and it’s not even midday… If I’m not
mynottieside: MMMMM yes! Mr N mywifeandhim: I remember when my wife was that shy little girl who would not even consider fucking another man, specially in front of me. Now she even cums faster if she looks me in the eyes and shows me how much she is
i dreamt abt really sad hakunon/rin and if that isnt the most rudest shit,,
hatters-art: godamm fairies can’t even raise a fuckin child what us the world coming to jesus christ this rate shes not even gonna be able to read better teach her all i know, did i mention i h8 children STOP SMILING AT ME I AM EVIL, FEAR ME let me
So I don’t even get one mediocre (yes, “mediocre” is setting the bar higher than I’ve ever had it) relationship before I turn 30? Not one?
I always wonder if you think about me from time to time. Probably not though, because you most likely hate me don’t you? I don’t know, it’s weird, that I still think about you, and that I can remember everything we did together, even
deduce-me-e: deduction019: xan-der-shinywolf: No one can successfully kill Sherlock.Not even Sherlock. Not even Sherlock. NOT EVEN SHERLOCK
wnderwman07: Stubborn, pigheaded, quick tempered, foolish This burden that is us isn’t just for you to bear I am at your side even if you if you do not wish me to be Push me away for my own good Rage at me to keep me safe from harm but Sometimes even
mylovelysummergirl: agarfield: …But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. @novmbercakes this made me think of you
bae–electronica: jasisababe: sobeitjayt: Every girl named Jasmine play games Wow not I. 😪 No he right True. I got sent home because a girl named Jazmine hit me with a Spanish textbook. She hit me, I got suspended. How that work? Cause Jazmines
Practically overnight, and I have fully embraced the headcanon that Lexa and Prince Roan are siblings. Making the Ice Queen Lexa’s mother, because why not?…Before someone tells me exactly why not, it just deeply amuses me to imagine Roan getting
bigcutiebonnie: Look at me. Look how fat I am now. These old clothes of mine do not even fit anymore. I couldn’t wear these to the gym even IF I wanted to (Haha but like I even go to the gym!)I’m such a HUGE blob these days! Come watch me as I struggle
Merry Cummas!🎄It's time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it's the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol' candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won't
Fight With Heart.
snoogsogg: bad social habits i have mumbling not smiling trailing off crossing my arms looking angry even though im not angry the fact i cant even socialize the fact im me
Not gonna lie im diggin this lipstick I never even BUY lipstick but it was only a dollar so I said fuckitt
Not even mad… I love me some frosted flakes! I actually want some now thanks to this.
Not even that can someone just give me a hug I haven’t had any human contact in a while
ovenworthy: finallyiveflown: ovenworthy: That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom is dead, so fuck all of you. This woman, for you, bled don’t you love her too? Mother’s day shouldn’t be a dread, just show her love from you, for gifts you don’t have to tread, love her
onthe-border1ine: *goes from fine to actively suicidal in 30 seconds flat*
deanwinchesterheartscastiel: Raise your hand if you started off as an overachiever and now you’re fighting off crippling anxiety and depression as you watch people catch up and surpass you while you watch your own grades slowly slip
aye but for real, even when i’m in the WORST mood, it’s not that bad because this canopy really is everything. little reminders that i’m regal as fuck.
love-it-even-more-1: Legal Teens Nude-Legal Nude Young Girls-Hot Nude Women-FOLLOW ME IF YOU LIKE MY PICS DONT JUST TAKE EM I AM IN LOVE WITH GIRLS DARK RED HAIR NUDE OR NOT SEND ME IF YOU HAVE love-it-even-more love-it-even-more-1
stripedsweater: I’m not letting go. Nothing will stop me! Not even… giant clams!?!?I’m not letting go. Even for… CHEESE GRATERS!?!?!?If you think I’ll let go for a little… EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!?!?!? OH NOOO!!! Looks like that got rid of
Not even 10am & someone has already managed to make me feel like worthless trash. Today’s going to just be fantastic.
saltironsteel-deactivated202006: hey, look at me. it’s not even that bad. it’s not even that bad, all right? sammy? sam! hey, listen to me.
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Got that sleeveless tan now. It’s like i’m wearing a sleeveless shirt even when I’m not wearing a shirt :D LMFAO
Wake up and grab whatever clothes are right next to my bed so I don’t walk through my house naked to go use the bathroom… Definitely made an interesting outfit 😂
Not even gonna lie, this made me cry.She is such an inspiration <3
Tried a dress on today for the formal(even tho I’m not going anymore) and I felt like a princess, I’m gutted I can’t go now!
Not even ashamed to say that I like her and find her special and amazingly beautiful. Yea she may be an ass at times and frustrate me at times too but I still accept her for who she is no matter what. I may feel like I dont deserve her because of her
High-fiving your Past Self for not taking someone’s shit the last time you talked to them and finding out later they’re even more of a lil bitch than you thought ✌️
babysloth18: i deserve everything
Me: omg mom I can handle being home alone it’s not even that big of a deal
not even tumblr-bot sends me messages.. :P
I’m so single that I’m currently sitting under a mistletoe by myself, quietly giggling like a dumb virgin over a cute chapter in a centry old book..
amaranthdesires: I’m so single that I’m currently sitting under a mistletoe by myself, quietly giggling like a dumb virgin over a cute chapter in a centry old book..
I’m so single I’m currently sitting in the corner of my couch by myself, quietly giggling like a dumb virgin over a cute chapter in a centry old book…
It’s just a constant draining struggle. Takes so much energy interacting with people. Despite sleep I don’t even have much energy to begin each day. And I hate feeling like I let down people for not answering messages or talking as much as they’d
jem-sie:i’m horny even when i’m not really horny
ofdustandpotions:do u just see characters from fandoms you’re not in and be like “i dont even watch this show but if i did. that one. they’d be my fave”
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mama-hanji: “You can’t ship them they’re not gay!” “You can’t ship them their age difference is too much!” “You can’t ship them they don’t even like ea….”
is-doitsu-an-instrument: staticwaffles: I’m laughing so hard at the conference call thing because it reminded me of Mean Girls. All I could see was Amon, Zaheer, and Vaatu saying to Unalaq “you can’t sit with us.” i’m not sorry
Omg last night.
