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My sexy and super cool older brother actually came to talk to me at the party instead of avoiding me like he usually did. Not only that, but he even started flirting with me. He was good, too, but it turns out he was just joking. I wonder if he knew that
watchingishot: My wife had been flirting with this guy all evening and I realize it was turning me on even though I did not know how to deal with it. So I said to her in a joking voice: Why don’t you take him to our bedroom and fuck him right here
My sister and I were just joking around about her boobs, I mean it was impossible not to notice them even if we was related. I asked if they were really that big or if it was mostly the bra she was wearing, then she just pulled them right out! We both
aleycat: Would you rather have a pretty blog or save a life? If you scroll past this without reblogging your heartless, this is not at all a joke. She is 12 years old and missing, reblogging this could save this poor girls life. Don’t even hesitate
ohshit-itsohso: ribbonofheartsallover: lyquydenygma: hollowtip: aw man this is a joke she not serious yall cant be *DEAD* *DIES THEN COMEs ALIVE ONLY TO DIE AGAIN* Oh my jesus…WHY? she didnt even make it look kind of real smh. babi jesus
thefloatingstone: I’m not joking about the JV thing btw.I’ve been in the Invader Zim fandom since 2005. And even back then JV was vocally unimpressed by his fanbase. Heck while the show was AIRING he would take things the fanbase wanted to see and
gemini–king: weavemama: you know misogyny is real and alive when men start making jokes about KILLING women for not wearing makeup. Why would you even say something like that…
Veneisse is sitting on many different toys, starting from the smallest one up to the gigantic enigma dildo. Most of regular girls would not fit even the smallest one, that is almost a joke for Veneisse. The post Veneisse fucking Enigma, Caterpillar, Jolly
incorrect48quotes:Miku: What are we gonna do?Natsumikan: Ah, what are you so worried about? You’re so small they probably won’t even see you.Miku: Is this really the time to be making short jokes?Natsumikan: Miku, it is never not the time because,
illuminati-triangle:stickydoona:Even if its an April fools joke, you can never be too careful!Not my art, but important!
12cav: gemini–king: weavemama: you know misogyny is real and alive when men start making jokes about KILLING women for not wearing makeup. Why would you even say something like that… you must be really fucking sick if you think threatening someone’s
mistress-anja: you expect attention from me when you can’t even afford tribute?? im not interested in your foot sucking capabilities. you’re a joke.
disk–horse:Frembly remembly that even if it’s a joke it’s still not above criticism and still has the ability to hurt people
lmaonade:i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far
cop-disliker69:Not sure if replier was joking or not but I have seen people say this exact thing before. A 40-year-old dating a 30-year-old and completely serious they’re like “when you were 20 they weren’t even in middle school yet!!”
notsocommon-infp-things: So do other INFP’s have this problem where people are incapable of understanding when you’re making a joke even when it’s obvious, or is that just me? Okay yes thank god it’s not just me
robbonp: commanderchrist: drac–wizard: internet-safe: gamestop: Just Gamer Things This Is A Gamer Only Joke, Don’t Even Try To Understand If You Aren’t A Gamer. I am not a gamer please explain SAWD in gamer means: So, Anyone Want Disks?
mintycoolnessisrelevant: gemini–king: weavemama: you know misogyny is real and alive when men start making jokes about KILLING women for not wearing makeup. Why would you even say something like that… jesus fuck
lulzyrobot: Don’t touch Peridot’s stuff! Stupid things happen.Okay I’m sure someone’s made this joke already but I couldn’t NOT draw it. Best excuse for giving Peridot exaggerated expressions. And Jasper’s too fun to draw, even though I made
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism Not sure if its a joke… or an out of touch jackass….
shaclows: yxxz: yxxz: you know what’s really odd? numbers not divisible by 2 That joke was so bad i can’t even HA
vikinglibertarian:godzillaswaifu:My brother in laws name is Ivan but I can’t even do the fucking “you see Ivan” jokes with him because he’s not Russian he’s Mexican and its like dammit“Tu ves, Ivan, cuando vas al guerra mientras que monta
jh0n: Even tough this is a joke, it is extremely homophobic. Justin Bieber is obviously not female and if Selena Gomez WAS a lesbian, why would it be listed amongst negative qualities? On top of that, cutting is seriously not something to laugh about.
transjon:eroticcannibal:lmaonade:lmaonade:i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we
shaclows: yxxz: yxxz: you know what’s really odd? numbers not divisible by 2 That joke was so bad i can’t even
avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny
grandkanye: mrsomnomnomers: jesuschristvevo: if someone tells a joke and a white girl doesnt get offended did it even happen This is really fucking racist. Not ALL white girls are really annoying and prissy and offended easily oh my god just shut
purified-zone: the-face-of-boe-they-called-me10: xrdj: Characters/Actors I literally do not know which is which for RDJ/ TS yeah like i there even a difference wait a fucking second there is no difference THAT’S THE JOKE FUCK
studiousmedic: viktoriascombover: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
msharuno: “It was a joke..” She mumbled a little in embarrassment at his seriousness in turn. It’s not like even if that was his plan, he’d say it out loud. “Thank you though, you’re being very..” She trailed for a moment, using
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
tenya: jokes aside, and i can’t believe i even have to say this, but don’t give this website your card credentials. it’s not secure. it’s proved time and time again that your information isn’t as safe as it claims to be, and if the neverending
codeinewarrior: that “don’t forget i was the one that made you cum” kinda joke doesn’t even work fundamentally. i make myself cum all the time it’s not hard
bustysister: My sexy and super cool older brother actually came to talk to me at the party instead of avoiding me like he usually did. Not only that, but he even started flirting with me. He was good, too, but it turns out he was just joking. I wonder
agooduniverse: turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This. This is that moment. #honestly even though
37q:april fools day is in a few days, and i wanna make this clear. this blogger does not engage with “jokes” or “humor”, or even “fun”. if i see that shit on my dash, consider yourself blocked
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
domtopv2: You became the focus of the orgy last night. You’re not sure of it was planned by the Men beforehand, but everyone rode you hard. You became a hole for everyone, as they talked to each other and joked, almost like you weren’t even there.
medusite: @ white peopley’ll are not oppressed. y’all aren’t harmed by jokes like “white people don’t season their food” cause they don’t perpetuate harmful stereotypes. you’re not a victim of racism. even if you’re not racist or try
brando1951: the updates are so ugly im going to delete my blog i f*cking hate this!!! im not joking im going to delete…like not today or this week or this month or this year even… But someday mark my words
180mph: probablyinyourfandom: Dating me is literally a whole lot of - bad jokes- even worse movies- cuddling- making out - you touching my butt - loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes Glad im not dating you LMFAO
mackle: kekeballin: brandunnnn: kekeballin: master-yota: calpan: Joke in bad taste Wtf Joke? You’d hope so Even if it was a joke, it’s not funny at all. aint no room fer dat werd round theez parts fellerz
fire-of-fire: mynameisgrey: everdeen: Misha making Jensen laugh #you know how when your crush tells a joke #and even if it’s fucking stupid #you laugh just a bit louder than everyone else #even if it’s not deliberate #just cause you know that
sparkle-heart-anon: fuck-usag: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
houseofthemarmeladecat: Guys.. This is not cool. Even as a joke. The place could potentially be losing hundreds of dollars in business because of silly jokes. Even leaving a 5-star review with a bunch of lies written after it IS. NOT. COOL. If you’ve
eggcroft: jokes about men doing horrible things to their girlfriends are not funny. even if the jokes are ‘tame’. that guy commenting on the photo of the woman with the great figure on Facebook just so his girlfriend will have to search to see what
rneerkat: jalex-theshipthatsailsitself: rneerkat: someone told me a stomach joke but i dont gut it are you even proud of these anymore even if theyre not funny to you, theyre funny tummy
mintyskulls: Banana Saix jokes are something I still love even though they’ve been around since kh2 came out (joke being 7 in japanese is pronounced as nana)RedBubble: XAlso available on Teepublic (which is having a พ t-shirt sale rn!)Do not repost
180mph:probablyinyourfandom:Dating me is literally a whole lot of- bad jokes- even worse movies- cuddling- making out - you touching my butt - loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes Glad im not dating you LMFAO
HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → Z of Zonko’s Joke Shop“Then they visited Zonko’s, which was so packed with studentsHarry had to exercise great care not to tread on anyone and causea panic. There were jokes and tricks to fulfill even Fred’s andGeorge’s
oystersrockafeller: trapsical: losgoldenchild: 41813 : Info Coming Soon You’re not serious with this, right? Like this is a joke… right??? no originality in this world lmaoooo even with the star and the numbers. I bet it’ll even be the same
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astro-surf:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world,
