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dans-eyebrows: Ugh I just want to know Dan. Not even date him or anything I just want to know him. I want to listen to his rambles about the stars, I want to listen to his shitty jokes, I want to be there for him when he has an existential crisis. He’s
bacondoeseverything: I’m not even gonna explain this joke.
silver-tongues-blog:adurot:elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:captrex:If you get scanned and your genetic signature shows up on any New Republic register, you’re gonna be detected, and it’s guns out. im not even fucking joking this is the funniest scene
urfaveisunfuckable:parakeet: {This user reads porn on their 3ds internet browser} this is my favorite “unrelatable” userbox of all time because i have done this. not even as a joke or anything
hiveswap:Let me make this clear i dont want to hear a single word from any american about this. I am in a neighbouring country, but I dont even know if I should be speaking out. This is not a joke. People are dying. fuck off.
strangerthingscast: Caleb: Noah’s the best it’s not even a joke
unauthorized-magic: death-witch-envy: aggressivelybicaptainamerica: mydruidlife: In fairy tales it always pays to take heed of the animals of the wild. Real talk this is not even a joke???? A murder of crows stalked my grandfather after he hit one
rniguelangel: “It’s taboo to admit that you’re lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell people that you spend most of your time with Netflix or that you haven’t left the house today and you might not even go outside tomorrow.
bikerbitch:dmtsilo:bikerbitch: i dont need a fucking camera to hold my hand while i backup im not a pussy i dont even have a rearview mirror i just decide when to back out based on the vibe kiss me
lundlaeva: Today (in the car on my way to work) I realised why Nepeta has a HUUUUUGE thing for Karkat. It’s because he has a ‘cat’ in his name, isn’t it. Yeah, it’s only taken me 2+ years to get that joke JEGUS. It’s not even like it isn’t
brooksblog: What is love? ❝It’s just chilling, you know? Kicking it with somebody, talking, making mad stupid jokes. And, like, not even wanting to go to sleep, ‘cause then you might be without ‘em for a minute. And you don’t want that.❞
davidduspookyspackage: when i understand fandom jokes from a fandom i’m not even in
gamora: You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ‘cause I’m not even a real blonde.
clenchedfistxopenmind: stonecoldpapi: failure-in-the-flesh: Not even a joke Hahaha Fucking amazing
contac:En Vogue was the shit, y’all. Not even close to joking.
malglories: i’m not even going to wait until october this year the ghost jokes have begun
I already was an audience memeber for the Maury show in October but sure why not go to the Jerry Springer show with Candi this month.
rawkiss:bullschargers:stop romanticizing California. we already have enough traffic thanks not even a joke dont visit or move here we dont need u
When someone says a joke thats not even funny
squirrelonredbullandcoffee: musermatt: musermatt: Where do text posts go when they die its not even a joke
micnastty: What is Love? Poussey: It’s just chilling, you know? Kicking it with somebody, talking, making mad stupid jokes. And, like, not even wanting to go to sleep ‘cause then you might be without ‘em for a minute. And you don’t want that.
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42: xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
memewhore: Not even a joke for me, just truth.
mermaidastrology: Gemini are unable to go long periods of time without talking as it throws their center off balance. Many are not even able to make it through a movie without making a joke or a comment.
rawkiss: bullschargers:stop romanticizing California. we already have enough traffic thanks not even a joke dont visit or move here we dont need u
wtf is this? Is this a joke or something? Some fan “William” sent me this to my Wishlist but I never asked for this wtf it’s not even in my Wishlist 😂😂 by teamvrod
forever-pretty-awkward: THIS IS NOT EVEN A JOKE THIS IS A TESTIMONIAL
angieness: allblackbarbiedreamhearse: rawkiss:bullschargers:stop romanticizing California. we already have enough traffic thanks not even a joke dont visit or move here we dont need u Seriously we’re over populated Stay the fuck away
givenclarity: 1 in 3 Sith go missing, get yours micro-chipped today I’m not even making a joke this is in the novel
trembloter: itsalwayssummahsomewhere: Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his. not even funny as a joke
jengrayson: I just found out there’s an entire subreddit of men who are questioning their sexuality because of Oberyn from Game of Thrones. Just in case you thought I was joking. Not even surprised though..
cumfort: pia-pium: lsdzeppelin: ucne: gayhughhefner: james franco is psycho Is this a joke WAIT WHAT I JUST SPEWED MILK OUT OF MY NOSE I”m NOT EVEN FUCKING DRINKING MILK HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I AM SO JEALOUS OF THIS GIRL
phabulouskilljoy: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
nicapergis: more swag than almost 99.99999999% of my school, not even a joke.
5saucewoah: the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown
lincolnoctavia: Female Awesome Meme - [3/5] lgbt+ ladies: Poussey Washington. “[Love] is just chilling, you know? Kicking it with somebody, talking, making mad stupid jokes. And, like, not even wanting to go to sleep, ‘cause then you might be without
aggressivelybicaptainamerica: mydruidlife: In fairy tales it always pays to take heed of the animals of the wild. Real talk this is not even a joke???? A murder of crows stalked my grandfather after he hit one with a bb gun for weeks.
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: airikjeong: So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale… A - Average B - Below Average C - Can’t eat dinner D - Don’t come home F - Find a new family AND THE FACT THAT IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE THAT’S
malglories:i’m not even going to wait until october this yearthe ghost jokes have begun
hallewisween: Ok, I’m not even kidding right now, I’m serious. Everyone who reblogs this will get a corny joke or nice halloween message this Friday for Halloween.
dollymyfolly: I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t
One bottle of Angry Orchard ONE And it has gone to my head It’s not even a joke how much of a lightweight I am I annoy myself
If the author turns out to be a bad guy im gonna be fucking pissed
shamblingcorporatepresence: lawchan89: greenmaryo: I put my theory posts together for all of your screaming purposes. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!! DIPPER MY STUPID SON DO NOT EVEN!!! All those “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Stan” jokes… Coming
Also,stop saying Alex is lying. Alex has never lied.He made an april fools joke and that “stanford pines classy guy” was a clever way of talking about the author. Not even the “Pacifica is the worst” was a lie because at the time pacifica WAS
snoobnroobn: ive been laughing over this joke so long i’m not even suRE if ive already posted it
blissfulnightmonster:elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:captrex:If you get scanned and your genetic signature shows up on any New Republic register, you’re gonna be detected, and it’s guns out. im not even fucking joking this is the funniest scene in
cheerioblaines: i’m so fucking scared like romney and obama are so fuCKING CLOSE TOGETHER like yeah the presidential jokes were funny but right now i’m being really serious when i say i will cry if romney wins i’m not even kidding
ystrdy: Nothing beats this picture and the atmosphere it portrays. Planning to go Tunisia an just chill with my grandparents on their roof and drink tea. My grandma makes the best tea - it’s not even a joke how good it is. All I want right is calm
cat-grant: And here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you. I’m not even a real blonde.
elasticitymudflap:I’m not even REMOTELY joking when I say this post saved my soul
flrist:staff is supplying us with memes and we’re not even fighting it. they give us the materials and we churn out the jokes. staff has industrialized us. we are meme-making machines. capitalism at its finest. wake up tumblr
eeznii: squirrelonredbullandcoffee: musermatt: musermatt: Where do text posts go when they die its not even a joke its like the afterlife
i think the lesson learned here is: dont joke abt bees or roses to me because even then the endless amount of old salt i have for them will rise and spill out of every pore on my body and the aftermath is no fun for anyone lol
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