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spyrothedraqon:shitshilarious:“whats for dinner mom?” “A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass” “eat your aesthetic, Johnathan”
rainbowraconteur: That time my mom made the waitress give her a pair of gloves to eat her wings so she wouldn’t mess up her nails.
So, my pet sent me this. Because nothing says I love you like an illustration of a corn pot. What the hell is a corn pot, anyway? It’s… a POT! You can make beans, pasta, sauces, soups… and yes, corn. There’s no need
porkrub: *me eating something*: this taste like ass mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol me:
Someone told me that vegans that feed their carnivore/omnivore pets vegan diets should be a criminal/illegal and I honestly laughed. By this logic every meat eater should be in jail because you literally fucking eat animals. The few pets that die
averydirtyoldman: Judging by the illustration I’d say the author’s recommendation is to wander around in the woods until you find a gingerbread house and then start eating it. Hmmmm, and maybe a wicked old man comes out, grabs Useless, drags her
stable86: wafflekeks:no eat but they look delicious
i don’t know what to do. just trying to get ideas out of my head so that i’ll maybe actually get some work done. maybe. no that’s a lie, i know what to do, i’m just too fucking lazy. all i fucking do is read about health and
It's funny. I'm horny, but I have no interest in sucking cock right now.
I know my dad says he’s sometimes joking, but I’ve been shamed for my food choices since I was a child. No wonder I’m the way I am. Thanks for that.
onlylolgifs: Cat trying to eat a pea
clickbaitcowboy:I’m eating bone marrow in the woods don’t talk to me
welcometotheparadisee: Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much
Fuck it, gonna eat anyway and hope I don’t die- not that dying would be too awful
Sex has no sex
ask-potatogirl: Someone looks displeased as usual… eating a piece of MY BREAD.
damonthomaslee:empatheticvegan: That awkward moment when I bear shows more humanity than some humans. The bear literally has no reason to do this other than kindness.
When someone posts their #mcm or boyfriend and you think to yourself that you wouldn’t even let them eat it for your student loans paid off.
gpo-every time i eat anything delicious.
doesitscareyewdarling: No eat November. Follow for follow darling.
i just wanna turn it off. and keep it off. i have so many problems going on right now. but the only one that im really concerned about is losing my friend. like im really messed up from this and from everything. i cant eat. i can barely sleep all i do
Let Them Eat Cake
dashingthroughtheno: THERE IS A CAT EATING CORN ON THE COB ON MY DASH IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
born-to-die-and-to-eat-chickens: Siente la indirecta . ah……
Chupada no grelinho
mttyshealy: LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK fuck shit dick no hell sex damn
thinspo-lives: cummbunny: feel like floating away on a pink cloud Thinspo pale🌸 no im not anyone’s thinspo, can these kinds of blogs not reblog me??
I’m really craving a sleepover with my best friends where we wear comfy clothes, gossip, do our hair, eat like shit, take night time walks and get super hyper and overtired so we end up laughing at nothing and everything until we can’t breathe
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
lvthien: Afghan parties are basically old people shrieking and eating goats for 8 hours
jamescrooks: If you’re not gonna eat her pussy might as well help her paint her nails and talk about boys with her since you wanna act like a bitch.
nothing like working all day and then coming home to eat a fat bowl of chipotle
yournewkeyboard: m-eaty: yournewkeyboard: yournewkeyboard: Neuron keyboard via meatsmoothies on Instagram. no eating the keys!! op of the insta post here, rly glad tumblr didn’t try to say that it was a midi keyboard because it used blanks lmao
porquetaogorda: NO EAT!
medimeedes: SO you guys are telling me In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its
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43 hours without eating *-*
I don't know how stop eating again :c
I was talking about this with my friend (the one who also is my husband, u know) the other day, and I told him that guys who eat a lot of red meat…their cum tastes different. It’s like noticeably different. There have been studies showing
kukuithebae: Oh, sweet! Pearl in a tuxedo! She looks nice… Wait a minute… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA no
Ive eaten sushi, chicken strips, pringles, banana chips, sour patch, strawberry cheesecake cookies and i have no plans of stopping. I think ill have cereal next
I’m turning 25 next week and I still don’t know how to eat a pizza with the fork. Cheers for me.
exai:i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone
