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bestpal: dreamy-vixen: “Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source hello
carl-thecreator: Drink hella water, eat hella fruit
tippi1992: “We called him Vicious because he wasn’t Vicious, he’s just a big baby who eats sweets. Look at him.” Photo © Adrian Boot
spicegrrl: it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fuckin double standard
dogapult: technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
iverbz: eluting: an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift
hvngers: “i shouldn’t eat this” I say as I shove it into my mouth
particlefucker: dont let tumblr make you believe that -eating car hubcaps is cool -being an inanimate object is acceptable -post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk -having a corporeal form is healthy -france exists -chemtrails aren’t
patterfuck: I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
waltsentme: disney-park-junkie: I promised myself if this hit my dash again I’d reblog it. I miss this show. I’ve always wanted to eat at Bueno Nacho.
newcrystalcitysteel: copequinn: people who are gay can be assholes people with eating disorders can be assholes people with mental disorders can be assholes people who self harm can be assholes people who are disabled can be assholes people who have
thecolorchartreuse: thatsanita: So that’s what it’s used for eating breakfast on the go
themarathonofholdingon: chroniclesofafrenchdj: ✯ | via Tumblr en We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/130385439 Bulimia, bipolar, schizophrenia, OCD, binge-eating, etc.
oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why
trashfriend: little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness: •drinking lots of water •eating fresh fruit •thinking positively about yourself and others •washing your face twice a day •changing your sheets once a week
satan-is-not-natural: ruaniamh: kaymonstar: I keep laughing. HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
hex-grrls: trashfriend: little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness: •drinking lots of water •eating fresh fruit •thinking positively about yourself and others •washing your face twice a day •changing your sheets
unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the
speedwag: this fucking meme baby is eating sand
howtocallaloo: We’ve all had a hard morning already. I think we all need to take a deep breath and just look at these gigantic bunnies. Look at the bunnies.These bunnies eat children.You’re going to be A-OK.
scarydirk: blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.
zabuzasword: there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that
viele-katzen: marina-and-the-dragons: spread-hope-inspire: Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals. This man was beyond real “Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they
poryqon: if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
maelisann: Please, let this be real. Once—-Twice Even Flow—Eat my Toast etc…
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phemiec: I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory
beaky-peartree: mariahwolf: beaky-peartree: Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point Okay first of all fuck garlic bread What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come
fortyninerwizard: Protect guys. Protect guys who are figuring out their sexuality, protect guys who are still expected to live up to a definition of masculinity other than their own. Protect guys who are bullied, who have eating disorders, who can’t
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
sandandglass: “Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you.”
willyvvanka: when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta
disgustinghuman: i’m pretty interested in eating a lot of bread
eddie-vedder-is-god: ignite-mylove-ignite: ligerscout: ligerscout: Ready for April fools day Gonna take it to school and eat it I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me. fuck bro, I thought you were gunna
gilmourize: “your waist is so tiny omg how do you do that!!!?” i lie in bed for 10 hours straight with my computer and eat junk food like every weekendd and i never ever exercise
snorlaxatives: me: *eats cookie dough* some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
huffingtonpost: Man Used His Olive Garden All-You-Can Eat Pass To Feed People In Need We really hope this kind of carb loading becomes a fad. Back in September, Matt Tribe purchased Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Pass, which –- for 贄 — invited
heart: holyjesusbatman: heart: if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why Salad. Because think about it, salad can mean anything. You can have regular salad, but there’s also fruit salad, potato salad, so who’s
singingwrinkle: a frustrated john lennon groans. yet again little sean will not eat his veggies. he throws the fork down and demands he “give peas a chance”
imagineguyfieri: Imagine Guy Fieri getting blackout drunk and eating an entire Christmas ham
captalias: My school’s financial aid office is literally telling us to stop eating lunch so we can pay for our education.
peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
jobhaver: lardcomposite: jobhaver: instead of letting these cows risk breaking their necks trying to climb up walls to eat salt, we should offer them some nice soft pretzels. thats my opinion … ??? theres a popular joke online where the cows climb
ill-eat-your-heart-out: hair whiter than my bedroom walls
pussybow: on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?
bucky-barnes-booty: lasttostrike: Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY THIS IS EVIL
lx34e: me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
fineapplepizza: me while i’m putting on makeup: disgusting. terrible. i’m never wearing makeup again me after i put on makeup: i am a work of art…. eat my ass michelangelo
taliabobalia: you know how we’re like “lol let’s make our kids think we survived a zombie apocalypse”? maybe that’s why stonehenge exists. like 1200 years ago some nomadic homies were sitting around a fire eating some lizard and twigs &
fitbekz: *eats snack while looking for a better snack*
zestyb: eating food with lipstick on
