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A newborn albino baby sleeps peacefully with his cousin in Kinshasa, Congo.
deathgripsforcutie: doctor: well its a boy, have you decided on a name yet? me: my son has no teeth doctor: thats normal for a newborn sir me: how will my child survive
the-macra: venicksen: the-macra: colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like this is THE WORST idea anyone has ever had on this site. ever. yeah you’re right……haha……..imagine some sort of dystopia where newborns
seifukucat: “push! PUSH!” the nurse screams in the delivery room. i can’t believe i’m going to lose a push-up contest in front of my newborn son
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: I don’t care if Hillary Clinton is corrupt. I don’t care if she lies, if she cheats, if she eats bowls of newborn chipmunks for breakfast. She is literally the only thing standing in the way of a fascist dictator
writing-prompt-s: A middle aged inventor has been scraping by on the mediocre contraptions. He creates a device that can understand newborn baby’s. During testing it becomes apparent that this would finally make his fortune, but he is torn as he can
babybear:longseasons:newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence
crtter:scoutandcowpany:Having to rub feed on a calf to get a nervous mom to lick it off and bond with it… human equivalent would be rubbing some other good food on a baby so mom loves it The doctor hands me my newborn son and I decide I don’t
nextlevelwaterpanic: nextlevelwaterpanic: my newborn child is exploiting an abusive power dynamic by crying until i give them milk
marlbororeds100s:adhoption:marlbororeds100s:if kafka was born today i’d be his best friend and microdose with himhe’s not even a day old… you want your best friend to be a newborn? you want to do drugs with a baby?he’s very mature
leafcrunch:icrsftlom-deactivated20210618:cognitohazardous:im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it
norwayspruce:secretivepotato:leafcrunch:icrsftlom-deactivated20210618:cognitohazardous:im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at itNewborn Alpacas be like:
fivemanwaltz:what-even-is-thiss:Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny. Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot
sandersstudies:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you. The true 90s baby aesthetic
pbsparents: Things to do with your newborn: 1. Take selfies. 2. Repeat. Source: Redditor EWW3
smashing-quotes: Meta Knight, holding up a newborn Kirby like he’s fucking Simba: I can’t believe this. He’s so beautiful. Doctor: We have to give him some shots. Meta Knight: Oh hell yeah, pour some up. It’s his Birthday.
vet15: laurajmoss: Fresh out of the water, newborn sea lion pups roll in sand to protect themselves from the blazing sun in San Cristobal, Galapagos Islands. Look at the little sea sugar cookies!
babyseven-77: newborn hair
afternoonsnoozebutton: A pastor in Seoul, South Korea has created a “baby box” for people so that people who would otherwise abandon or kill their newborns can leave them somewhere safe instead. The box has a light, a towel lining, and a bell rings
incidentalcomics: I drew this while awkwardly holding my newborn son.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian" when people hand you their newborn babies
fennechin: “is it a boy or a girl?” the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby. “What does it matter? It’s not a shiny” says the doctor, releasing the newborn into the wild. I don’t think you realize how deeply
cranquis: gomerblogworld: 2014 Louisiana Leading Causes of Mortality Read more on http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/12/mortality/ Jambalaya of the newborn.
whatareyoudoingitfor: I dont understand how people call half a square of dark chocolate a “treat” or “splurge” like when i decide to splurge i eat 2 bags of chips, 4 bowls of ice cream, 7 pieces of cake and a newborn child
cultiver-notre-jardin: fyblackwomenart: “Kirikou and the Sorceress” is a 1998 traditional animation feature film written and directed by Michel Ocelot. Drawn from elements of West African folk tales, it depicts how a newborn boy, Kirikou,
nursary: can you die from lack of affection Yes, you can actually!There was an experiment conducted in 1944 on 40 babies. It’s explained very nicely here as “Twenty newborn infants were housed in a special facility. They had caregivers who would
websandwhiskers: So, because people writing inaccurate kid!fic bothers me, a quick reference to kids (Disclaimer: I have no professional background in child development, and no offspring of my own - this is all based on other people’s kids.): Newborn:
bonerfart: my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen? me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there
allthingshyper: afternoonsnoozebutton: A pastor in Seoul, South Korea has created a “baby box” for people so that people who would otherwise abandon or kill their newborns can leave them somewhere safe instead. The box has a light, a towel lining,
pizzaforpresident: A young father lays his newborn son down to sleep. He leans over the crib gate and kisses his forehead. As he’s leaving the room he turns around, swelling with pride, and whispers “No homo…”
wtfevolution: To trigger the nurturing instincts that compel their parents to feed them, newborn animals often appear sweet, helpless and overwhelmingly adorable. Evolution apparently wishes baby birds would starve.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies
meladoodle: *walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
ladyknucklesinshape: whatareyoudoingitfor: I dont understand how people call half a square of dark chocolate a “treat” or “splurge” like when i decide to splurge i eat 2 bags of chips, 4 bowls of ice cream, 7 pieces of cake and a newborn child
lifesustainingmeasures: mindofstan: lifesustainingmeasures: iaintgotthetime: lifesustainingmeasures: iaintgotthetime: gypsymoonsister: Newborn Polar Bear NO ITS’S FUCKING NOT. Taking this misinformation a bit personally aren’t we? I’ve
seifukucat: “push! PUSH!” the nurse screams in the delivery room. i can’t believe i’m going to lose a push-up contest in front of my newborn son
unclefather: everets: unclefather: lzbth: sexuallyobliviousdarren: hold everything this is a newborn elephant NO hello friend u guys this has been covered before that thing is a dead elephant fetus goodbye friend
sansastarkt: Love is the bane of honor, the death of duty. What is honor compared to a woman’s love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms… or the memory of a brother’s smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human,
bruhcardi: when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
bathingapes: BRUH FREE MY NIGGA NEWBORN BRUH
Big sister drops to her knees to show affection to newborn Photo by James Irwin
fr3d: The Pope kissing a newborn child
bobbycaputo: Mama Cat Who Lost Her Own Three Babies Matched With Three Abandoned Kittens 8-month old Mikey was stricken with grief when her three, newborn kittens died one-by-one as a result of being born too early. According to The Huffington Post,
found a young middle eastern couple, a bunch of animals, and a newborn in the garage this morning. i called the cops and went back to sleep.
just-shower-thoughts: Instead of Sesame Street or Disney characters, newborn diapers should be printed with helpful quotes for new parents
just-shower-thoughts: If the universe is 4-dimensional and we perceive the 4th spacial dimension as ‘time’, then we’re just a stretched-out spaghetti-like string with our newborn self at the beginning and our old self at the end. Our consciousness
feyminism-blog: Jimmy Fallon gushes over his newborn baby, Winnie Rose Fallon. (x)
m0nstermommy: I am doing another giveaway because I have some more stuff that I just don’t need!!! Here is what the giveaway comes withs: 2 Cans of Enfamil Gentlease 2 Cans of Enfamil Newborn 1 Can of Gerber Gentle 8 Packets of Formula Samples Graco
worldlyanimals: Orangutan Mother and Newborn (Sean Crane)
thefrogman: bestnatesmithever: The Frogman asked me for some advice on cool gifts for newborn babies. Baby toys can be expensive but you can create some pretty great gifts from normal items around your house. You’re welcome. My best friend had a
awwww-cute: Learning to swaddle our newborn with a little help from our friends chihuahua (Source: http://ift.tt/1JZCEPu)
thedogist: Woody, Australian Shepherd (3 y/o), Houston & Thompson St., New York, NY • “He currently herds my newborn twins.”
