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rocketshiptocloudnine: i hope that whenever calum has his first born son his wife puts the newborn in a turtle costume and hands him over to calum and says “be careful with him hes smalla than a bug”
doeeyes89: Beyond accurate. I’ve been sick my entire life (since I was a friggin NEWBORN), and I get so tired of people saying I’m just lazy, or a hypochondriac, or full of crap. Just because YOU can’t see my illnesses, doesn’t mean they aren’t
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: I don’t care if Hillary Clinton is corrupt. I don’t care if she lies, if she cheats, if she eats bowls of newborn chipmunks for breakfast. She is literally the only thing standing
facts-i-just-made-up: metalheadadam: facts-i-just-made-up: metalheadadam: facts-i-just-made-up: metalheadadam: facts-i-just-made-up: A mother helicopter tends to her newborn. I wish you’d do some research before just spouting out any old crap.
the-unpopular-opinions: I’m not against circumcision. It’s best to get it done while baby boys are still newborns. They won’t remember getting it. People say it’s “harmful.” It’s not dangerous if the doctors know what they’re doing, in
woodmeat: grimely: you got games on yo phone? get this old ass newborn grandma off my feed
shanedog09: fuckoffshaan: catsbeaversandducks: How To Stop Nosy People Asking About Babies A couple thought of the best way to stop their in-laws asking when they were going to have a baby by doing a newborn baby shoot, but with their dog, Humphry,
yrbff: This newborn pudu deer sleeps in a flowerpot. IT SLEEPS IN A FLOWERPOT.
es-tea-enne: noncanadiansatan: bertismylife: vickisaurusrex: cute names for ur newborn child yeehaw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hte Spaghetti lil shit swiggity swoner i have a boner genocide come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late how is that pronounced
awwww-cute: Newborn ringed seal (whitecoat) in Tempelfjorden, Svaldbard
bobonga: a dude came into work looking for vitamin d drops for his newborn so I grabbed the cheapest ones off the shelf (which happened to be Dora the Explorer brand, they were on sale and it was a sweet deal???) and he was like “Um excuse me could
hambaes:if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak
It’s crazy to think that if I get this surgery soon and become pregnant within two months, I could have a newborn by this time next year.I know there’s a lot more to it than that but i’m trying to think positively
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: It’s crazy to think that if I get this surgery soon and become pregnant within two months, I could have a newborn by this time next year.I know there’s a lot more to it than that but i’m trying to think
Well I finally caved and scheduled a therapy appointment. I haven’t gone in a year because of COVID and I loathe phone calls but I don’t really have a choice. I want to feel better and less anxious and get a little help coping with my newborn
awwww-cute:Mule nannies are used in Italy when grazing animals are moved from high pastures down to the plains. Newborn lambs are unable to make the journey own their own. They ride in pouches of a specially made saddle. At rest stops lambs are returned
meladoodle: *walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
motherhenna: me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats?
When people say newborn babies are pretty when deep down you know they look like...
thisisb: whataphokinghuynher: allthingshyper: afternoonsnoozebutton: A pastor in Seoul, South Korea has created a “baby box” for people so that people who would otherwise abandon or kill their newborns can leave them somewhere safe instead. The
undercover-magi: dinosaurs-on-wheels: meladoodle: *walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were
bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: the-game—is-on: allthingshyper: afternoonsnoozebutton: A pastor in Seoul, South Korea has created a “baby box” for people so that people who would otherwise abandon or kill their newborns can leave them somewhere
krakenwagen: “is it a boy or a girl?” the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby. “What does it matter? It’s not a shiny" says the doctor, releasing the newborn into the wild.
phanstop: 2014: 2013: goodbye friends hello friends wow lol this is fake bc 2014 is a newborn and it cant type yet because its a baby
escaping-into-bliss: Walk like a newborn baby deer for days!
princessphines: Kensington Palace announces the full name and title of the newborn baby Princess. According to this, The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge decided to name their little bundle of joy Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. She’ll be known as HRH (Her
sixpenceee: I’ve been seeing this video going around and thought I’d share it here. It explores the dangerous effects of using opiates as a pregnant mother. It’s harms the newborn child in so many ways. You can watch the video here. I have a top
bonerfart: my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen? me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there
holdfire: dardyfresh: wormgirlfriend-inactive-deactiv: We would like nothing more than to offer this little elephant a hug and a tissue. The newborn calf reportedly cried for five hours, inconsolably, after being separated for a second time from his
christie19: So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs
bruhcardi: when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
andoutcamethewolf: necronomiconflux: sexuallyobliviousdarren: hold everything this is a newborn elephant hold a new born elephant this is everything ihonsdlkf
trapula: BRUH FREE MY NIGGA NEWBORN BRUH
sayaufweidersehentoyournaziballs: allthingshyper: afternoonsnoozebutton: A pastor in Seoul, South Korea has created a “baby box” for people so that people who would otherwise abandon or kill their newborns can leave them somewhere safe instead.
versatilequeen: laurajmoss: Fresh out of the water, newborn sea lion pups roll in sand to protect themselves from the blazing sun in San Cristobal, Galapagos Islands. oh my heart
feyminism-blog: Jimmy Fallon gushes over his newborn baby, Winnie Rose Fallon. (x)
maghrabiyya: i know my fingers are really annoying in my selfies but it’s honestly a habit of mine to spread them out like that lmao :/there is home video footage of me as a newborn where i’m spreading out my creepily long, thin fingers in front
girlwhowasonfire: chlostars: listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables merry christmas now try singing hotline bling
lordnot: motherhenna: me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats?
escapekit: Gummy Industries A newborn branding, marketing, and social media agency based in Italy. Marketing consultancy is a very serious business, but they want to stick in people’s minds. That’s why everything they do has a twist to it.
workingclasshistory:On this day, 4 July 1998, best friends Lin Newborn, an African-American skinhead, and Daniel Shersty, a white US air force serviceman, both members of Anti-Racist Action were murdered in the desert outside Las Vegas by a gang of white
rainmoth: newborn by Life Round Here on Flickr.
bathingapes: BRUH FREE MY NIGGA NEWBORN BRUH
onebigyoush: nearly-headless-horseman: anightvaleintern: iwishiwaskristenstewartsgf: briellableu: beautiesofafrique: Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK) A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own
ohheythehouseisonfire: yrbff: This newborn pudu deer sleeps in a flowerpot. IT SLEEPS IN A FLOWERPOT.
drxgonfly: Newborn… (by Peter Spellerberg)
setheverman: when you gotta make your newborn baby fall asleep but drake keeps making beats of it 😩😩😩😩😩
deathgripsforcutie: doctor: well its a boy, have you decided on a name yet? me: my son has no teeth doctor: thats normal for a newborn sir me: how will my child survive
montereybayaquarium: Furry, feisty, paw-erful—Otter Girl! For Sea Otter Awareness Week, let’s meet Abby! Rescued as a newborn in July ‘07 by the Santa Barbara Marine Mammal Rescue Center, Abby was raised at SeaWorld Sand Diego. In June ‘12,
neaq: Newborn baby sharks can swim as soon as they hatch out of their egg cases. Watch them on the move in our Science of Sharks exhibit. . . . 📷 @lingalong8 #scienceofsharks #newenglandaquarium #babyanimals #shark (at New England Aquarium)
allthingshyper: afternoonsnoozebutton: A pastor in Seoul, South Korea has created a “baby box” for people so that people who would otherwise abandon or kill their newborns can leave them somewhere safe instead. The box has a light, a towel lining,
hambaes: if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak
