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I didn’t look up the exact date on these photos, but these were probably around two years ago. Ginger liked to chill on my bed a lot, and it was the ideal place to take photos of her. Before my OCD got much worse in 2015, I would lie my head
My brother, one of my favorite people in the world who my time with is very important to me, fucked up. And now I’m mad. We planned on going to a football game together a month ago. We planned this because our plans to go to a game last year fell
sonocomics: My like for explosions and my penchant to try and save resources meant that bombs taking care of woodcutting was a super blessing.Also, today is my birthday so I’m going to post something extra later today! Please be on the look out for
my-neighbour-korra: Remember when @wuffen made that art of Asahi w/ 2 buns? I did. I remembered it at 2hrs before midnight while i made fried rice and I dropped everything in my hands to make this. @ furadate; pls give asahi 2 buns. thank. OH MY GOD
satedghost: numinous-queer: thelesseroftwo: Is Russia even real I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat: “Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little
thethetwistedone:varksvader:mysharona1987:My cousin’s mailman in South Sudan received the vaccine and became sick with greasy liver.My niece’s healer in Libya received the vaccine and became flatulent with greasy stomach.My grandma’s teacher
My Hannibal comic for Field Kabuki, a Hannibal artbook :)) I drew this wayyyyyyy back after S2 ended, before S3. I’m not as happy with it as my earlier Hannibal comic but I loved drawing it :) Black and white blood and gore is my favorite
MY SIMS GAME JUST CRASHED MY COMPUTER I REALLY HOPE IT DIDN’T ERASE PRIMROSE BAUBLE SHE’S MY MOST SUCCESSFUL SIM SHE JUST LEVELED UP IN CELEBRITY STATUS I’M GONNA DIE
Doodles of two of my OC’s Jun Nakamura and Marid. Yes, they do the sexings. Yes, it’s important to the plot.
lavenderpanda: help-mywife: Help; my wife keeps nibbling my skin and saying “my snack” I’m not a snack!!!!!!!! @tybaar
ghostchomby: i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat
My haircut is making me more vain. Oh no. Also, this is the face I made whenever people like my shippy stuff, then they don’t talk to me about their headcanons/feelings/etc about them. EDIT: WHOA I LOOK LIKE. ACTUALLY MASCULINE HERE. WHAT
we’re getting closer to midnight and no word from my professor or a group member……………………………………………….
My makeup skills are finally at the point where people are telling me I look pretty and I just want to smudge it across my face and scream at them.
fuckyeahtattoos: As a child I made my mom to rent My Neighbor Totoro from Blockbuster at least once a week until she finally bought me my own copy. Done by James Cumberland at Sunday Tattoo Gallery in Jacksonville, FL
my mom’s purchasing my birthday gift aka a ticket to the hamilton musical. vibrating intermittently from now until january
My classroom is right next to a portrait of George Washington. You enter the school and Washington’s face is right in front of you and my classroom is to the left. When I texted my mom about this and pondered why this is, she just replied with, “IT’S
So I was having a drawing night with my apartment when I found this really old OC that my roommate deemed the cutest OC of mine so have a sketch dump.They were originally a chibi with insanely anime eyes and big ass eye lashes.Also that is the end of
inspector-pervert: quecaigaelsistema: milkywaywhite: Dogs falling asleep in their food The best photoset I have ever seen a direct window into my soul
my liege, i be not bovverèd
krovav: Just kiss already The self indulgently NSFW version is on my Patreon (Preview)
my dog’s newest thing is laying directly on the part where my tablet plugs into my laptop and if you move him he finds an even worse way to do it
My first Tiefling commission and my first Facebook commission since re-opening my page[Speedpaint will be available on May 10th]✦patreon.com/krovav / ko-fi.com/krovav✦
dexdefyingstunts:gotterhag:This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose.
menalaus: holyromanhomo: toonamipapi: gothicbomb: reggaeairhorn: weloveshortvideos: My mom when she listens to Mexican music. THE DRAMA! Oh my gOd WHO HURT HER THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY FATHER DOES OMG IM SCREAMING I love this lmfao
For those who remember, I had fallen and injured my right leg and hip. That was….what? Two weeks or so ago? Still known as Hobble Wobble. Got some salve that’s suppose to help loosen the tight muscles from my hip to the middle of my
i-c-21: drawing my family ohoho my favorite chara is Male!Morgan :3 cutting an apple with falchion, studying, and banging his head against a post…yea, that’s my son…
@AnnaBanks: Ready for Jordan to spend the night. Hope he likes my new PJs!
noctestridio: My dearest love’s valentine’s card she gave to me, a bit early. It’s my favorite of her works so far <3 thank you my love
My cum filled balls and OCPs (Multicams)… I could spread my infidel cum across this country and end hostilities once the Taliban learn my porn/bacon/booze loving semen screwed them out of paradise & 72 virgins. Just lemme jerk off on the bombs we
oomshi: my phone battery died faster than my dreams
ah yes, the holidays. the time of year where i actually have to give my phone a passlock because unlike people i only ever occasionally talk to at school, i actually can’t trust my family to not go snooping through my phone. happy holidays.
my entire body is sore and i want to die
OH MY GOD!!!! -ORPHAN BLACK OH MY GOD! NEW CLONE OH MY GOD!!
torisoulphoenix: theblacksideoftown: pizzaforpresident: diaryoftheblackannefrank: holymotherofrowling-deactivated: after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast omg i love obama Black Tumblr My President.
ankhpapi: beyondhighh: Bruh ever since I started getting serious about working out I can’t stop touching my arms and chest gainsss If this ain’t me…
My dog is being all the way dramatic. He huffed at me when i took my other hand away.
My GSNK fanbook arrived, and the individual character profiles contain even more insight! I’m only fluent in Kanji, but here’s my attempt at translating some of the new details for my two baes Hori and Kashima: Hori MasayukiHobbies: Watching
steyelzz: My first photo ever One of the first photos I ever took of my wife in the nude! Still one of my favorite to date! @steyelzz
modern-hedonist:My ex-wife and former muse at a photoshoot we did at a beach in Jamaica. Looking for my next muse.
my daughter toastoat might as well be an anime character at this point
frostedtea-arts: Time to draw my characters again ♡ re-blogged from my art blog ^_^
assbutt-in-the-garrison: sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
clockworkquartet: oh apparently guys dont like oversized sweaters eithergood, I wear that shit all the timeget your dick away from my pristine booty
Apparently there was more than one package for me at the post office… I ended up leaving there with five of them!! Looks like all my Kotori stuff and my Amiami order for this month all arrived at the same time and I got taxed for some of them
I reinstalled coreldraw onto my computer again so that means I can spend my free time making stupid shit like this for no reason lol
My goal is to look like her with all the drool and sperm on my face and a old mans cock in my mouth to humiliate me
lighttaps: Today I’m fantasizing about… my doctor abusing me when I go in for an IUD removal. Legs wide open in the stirrups, drowsy from an anti anxiety pill. The doctor spreads my lips open, strokes me, inspecting my pussy before pushing two fingers
My Daddy is awesome!!Today @shanedog09 made me a lullaby!!! He said it to me while he was fucking me and it was the hottest thing ever!! Then he roughly fucked my ass while telling me not to move. He wanted my body completely limp while he used me and
thedoghouse09: I think she likes me. My two loves in my life
My mother deserves the world.
My name is Juvia and I was a shithead on my walk today.
My beautiful dog
My aunt just messaged me telling me she has breast cancer. Fuck my lifeIt brings up all these unresolved feelings I’ve harbored towards that side of my family. I feel so awful for that and I just want her to be okay. I just want her not to suffer and
Finally got my tags page sorted how I want. There’s something for everyone so feel free to search my tags/reblog.
My friend asked how I was doing but he told me I brought this on myself and told me I’ll probably change my mind about never having anymore babieswhen I told him I’m struggling. Whenever we hear a baby screech in the grocery store, my sister
My stupid abusive ex boyfriend from an entire decade ago found me on Instagram. I took the high road and blocked him without saying anything and it felt nice to realize that the person who used to hurt my feelings so long ago hasn’t crossed my mind
hispasian101: My squats have been paying off and I’m slowly getting comfortable in my own skin and loving my body :) EXCUSE ME SIR, LOOK AT DAT BUTT
My pre-sex ritual is really just washing my cooch and brushing my teeth. Then I put on a T-shirt and some boxers and wait.
My dog. Amy
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