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i was a bit annoyed at my new colleague for not picking up the phone or answering my messages but turns out her grandad died AND she broke a finger :| now i’m just annoyed at my boss for making someone work with a broken finger :|
my dog made friends with another dog who is apparently a bad influence?? i don’t mind because he doesn’t really get along with any dogs or people except my other dog and she’s very old and can’t play with him as much
My life (and that of my friend) was just threatened by two super cool fratty long islans guys who think they know they mob in a cab back from downtown. Kinda terrified since the kids live in my down community and actually were punching the seats we were
My Dreams. My Wishes. My life.
I’d like to teleport to approximately 7 days ago when my entire digest system didn’t completely hate me. Like yes I made a concoction so vile that I absolutely “deserve” this, but also, stop please.
My girl’s booty!!! Check out all my posts tagged “my girl” I️ deleted duplicates so it should be a decent gallery.
theshitfucksart: How about even more vent art? My mental state may or may not be deteriorating lately.. Have you seen my emergency commissions post? Please do not repost or remove the caption.
glitchyspecter: I love my new job, I’m crying right now oh god @theshitfuck-png Oh hoi is my drawing I’m glad you love working with me 🖤💚🖤
scarletthedork: I’m not even really good at my own profession and I hate myself and my work. Please do not repost or remove the caption
my-little-ninja: dicktator-cain: my-little-ninja: shitpostingintenseifies: my-little-ninja: dokis-for-days: Even the language barrier doesn’t stop me from knowing the chat is both laughing at him and saying “NOOOOO” at the same time. is
So I get that opposites are supposed to attract. But then why am I so prone to loving boys who are so much like me. The only two of my kind… And I love them both more than my own breath. One as a brother, confidant, and lover, and the other as
Guys my best friend is literally too wonderful for me to handle. I can’t.
My dad and I were stuntin at my brothers graduation.
My tumblr is what the inside of my head looks like.
my-world-my-life-my-paradise: Lady And The Tramp
fairyneko:My bestfriend and soulmate sent me this gorgeous locket for our 10 year anniversary.. she was thoughtful enough to have it engraved with “mo anam cara,” which means “soul friend” in Gaelic (her ancestral language) with our date and an
fairyneko:it’s been long enough i guess.(they/them) My actual angel.
i should be studying for my college test but i ended up dancing around my room in my underwear to music. especially the macarena… smh
jaymcguinesslove: “One of the best things about tour is being able to meet my fans. Everywhere we go we have a meet and greet before the show and then my mom and step dad and sometimes one of my best friends go out in the crowd and they pick out a
paws64fwb: paws64: my fwb. follow paws64 follow https://paws64.tumblr.com/ check my archive and reblog follow https://paws64fwb.tumblr.com/ for my fwb pics
cummbunny: my body is so oddly portioned
I cover my eyes during sex scenes at the movies and blush when someone is too vulgar yet I have a blog named cummbunny
my day is not going well - the dad has kept texting me even asking for pictures of me while I continue to ignore, the two shifts I asked for off I got so I’m missing my thanksgiving dinner and halloween, my period just started, it has begun to SNOW
lordpayne: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the
my toes are itching like little fuckers and there is absolutely nothing I can do because I hate wearing socks and ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR SOCKS FOR THESE STUPID CHILBAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY TOES THEY
The most hilarious thing ever just happened. My father came outside to tell me I didn’t use his preferred oil to fill my car, so I told him I’d buy my own from now on and he started yelling and screaming at me. Then the neighbor’s dog
synnesai: fuckyeahequiusaradia: ask-spiritaradia: sexy b0dy 0u0 OH MY GOD PERFECTION HAS BEEN ACHIEVED WE ARE LOOKING AT EQUIUS MY MIND IS BLOWN ASDJLSDKFNMJASD Im fuckin——- MUCH JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE TO MY PATRON TROLL WOW
so look at what my mom gave me for valentine’s ;o; she actually gave me this as i was waking up and put it to my face and i was all “LMFAO MOM I CANT EVEN SEE WHAT IT IS YET” cause when i first wake up my eyes are all blurry and sleepy
my mouth is still a little swollen from my wisdom teeth extraction and i haven’t brushed my hair today but idgaf i feel really good today (ﾉ´∀｀*)ﾉ
my dog cries if I don’t hold his hands while he sleeps
Posting from my tablet to show you my dogs a super model
OkAy last pic of my dog in sorry but look at heerrrrrrr she’s so cute I love my floof
I went to my sister in laws birthday dinner and I thought that my new hair went well with my dress!
Had a cricket land on me and proceeded to act accordingly I let out a manly shout and dropped my fucking computer as I hurdled over my couch
Also got another shirt to my SU shirt collection by my friend Reana, thank you girl!!
I decided to do my final still life completely in pen and I regret
I drew myself with my new haircut and PJs hello
I got a couple colored scenes done for my film AND did the lineart of this piece of @l-sula-l and my Draenei characters from WoW (we leveled them up together lol). This is Isska (Sula’s Frost Mage) and Chikonde (My Protection Paladin)!
More concept art for my film! now including the little kid the before and after process of my backgrounds and the second part concept background art! The second part is supposed to look a bit messier and bold because it’s basically the kids imagination
I colored the first shot of my final!! It has no sound at the moment and theres gonna be a title fade in before this but im happy with it!!
Puppy gesture drawings in my new fancy moleskine sketchbook. I call this puppy MMA (Massively Major Adorableness) and the winner was both of them because I love them
HAPPY NATIONAL PUPPY DAY!!! HERES MY ANGEL CASEY WHOM I WOULD DIE FOR❤️💙💚💜🐶
I haven’t been posting a lot because of my final film due date looming over, so I thought I would show you this little preview of my and @galleytrot‘s film! this is still being edited and such but heres a little taste of our film Roots!
FINISHED MY FINAL FILM THIS YEAR!It’s called SWEAT and its just silly exaggerations of things I’ve experienced while at the Gym!(Audio is a little quiet because I compensated for the screening at my school so just bring it up to hear the music okay!)
ohhh RWBY had to go for my fucking neck with that scene didn’t they
my-cat-is-a-bastard:umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021:Floor time babeyFloor Time Babey
My last doodle before I pack it up and make the move to Australia! if anyone wanna help out a lil with my trip my ko-fi is right [here]
my-own-superman:jesuisryan:Battlefront with my boyfriend my-own-supermanHe lets me be the Jedi leader and he gets me :)
What can I suggest? To be yourself. I met my new best friends there (and, surprisingly, old friends too) THANK. YOU. ALL. You made my final year in school much brighter. Going on the first ponymeet in Wrocław was my best decision of last year technical
(7/366)Let’s end the first week of the art challenge with the sketches of my own OC. If my laptop turns out to work fine and I get back on my feet without additional costs, then I will be able to work on plenty of long-awaited content related to
my my my!
bellachyme: thesejulez: Can you pay my Can you pay my Do you pay my If you did then maybe we could SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS OMG
my MU with my hethubby and also with my wife bc im still in denial
im looking through my old vocaloid/negitoro art in my blog and wow, a simpler timethis one was captioned “possessive!miku”… guess you not that possessive anymore honey
My friend put his Widowmaker spray on top of my D. Va spray and my first thought was you tbh :PLMAO OMGGGeeeeethis is fantastic
Today i was stopped by the police while driving with my pug around my neck . I got supper scared but it turn out that my only crime was looking too young to have a license lol
goosegoblin:who’s the most traitorous bastard in your body? mine is probably my deltoid muscle
My kink is when people follow my purchase instructions correctly
Hi everyone, meet Salem. I never once thought in my 19 years of life I would refer to a cat as my “best friend". But over the year that’s what he has become! When I lay down for bed guess who is right by my side to crawl underneath the blankets
It’s been a little over a week since the accident & I decided to wear wedges yesterday thinking my sprained ankle was fine…I was wrong. My bruises are fading & the skin glue on my eyebrow is practically gone so now I just have a red scar there.
![My last doodle before I pack it up and make the move to Australia! if anyone wanna help out a lil with my trip my ko-fi is right [here]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3df883ecde91f8c49efa7fd66e21da98/c2ceec1e2c58e007-53/s500x750/7cf50da9b83f9ee9e1d19bc4adc89f7ed84ef661.png)
