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dailyfetishfromhell: My bitch ass buddies make fun of me because I am a cabana boy. Ha, dumb motherfuckers!
spoopy-librarian: all-city-chess-club: amor-perit: nextlifeout: guessthelabels: CAN YOU APPRECIATE ALL THIS BROWN Reblogging every time Ayeeee Love this! SOMEONE INCLUDED MOTHERFUCKING NANI I AM SO PLEASED
fucccccccckkkkkkkkkkk it’s fucking 5:45 in the motherfucking morning and I am up doing homework omg fuck me I hate my life
GUESSSS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS I got my ACT scores bacckkkkk and I am a MUTHAFUCKIN BEAST TAKE THAT, BITCHESSSS fuck the world, bye
thejamesboyle: thelastgreatkings: I kinda have a crush on Tom Ford.. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS FUCKING SCREAMING AT THIS HOW SLICK CAN ONE MOTHERFUCKER BE
themicepiercedwithsirens: something-mainstream: mothafickle: kisexy: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE. YOU’RE WELCOME. THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY OH MY GOD.I just spent like,
monobeartheater: intrnetvibes: jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car
fvckstep: motherfuck is anyone else as bored as i am
koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend ^yeah.
i-am-a-pale-boy: pale-0rgasm: ivoryunknown: pale ⌧ motherfucker pale blog ⌧ ☆ Pale Blog ☆
funnyposts: theawesomeadventurer: i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25
percsy: I am a bad-ass motherfucker.
My dad’s neighbor’s dog must be really fucking tiny because somehow every god damn day at 7 motherfucking am it manages TO START THIS SUPER HIGH PITCHED YIPPING LIKE IT CAN TELL FUCKING TIME AND I SWEAR THIS LITTLE YIPPY BITCH IS GOING TO
imsosickofbutthurtselenators: forgive me father for I am going to sin like a motherfucker tonight
rachellephant: tips to write college papers begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience
geometricdeathtrap: worthyourweightinfanfiction: rachellephant: tips to write college papers begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours
unretrieved: Do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life? I am that friend
Me: So today.. This thing happened ._. Friend: ohrlly? Tell Me about it n.n Me: Nu.. I Dunn whanna. I do wha I want ._. FUCK.. I am a complicated motherfucker .~. Brain, whay won’t yu work D:
I'M GAYER THAN U
elasticitymudflap: me: *thinks about how garnet went from “ah,, sorry am i upsetting you I’ll unfuse right now immediately oh my god i’m sorry.soRry.!!..” to “I’M GAY AND AWESOME FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER”* me:
biggervisions: It isn’t often that my baby allows for a photo like this to go up…but motherfuck, you CANNOT deny how fuckin’ hot he looks here holdin’ onto a cute cub we know. This is one of the photos we took that day. Man…I am so lucky, ya’ll.
what the honest motherfuck was I doing last night oh god my burps taste like kracken like if you took all the nice parts out of kracken and just left behind rubbing alcohol i am so so sorry for anything and everything that happened also dude, Punkamena
octaviapony replied to your post: oh sweet motherfuck you’r… You did post a more recent version on your tumblr… IT’S A SCREENSHOT HAH I’M SMART i am going to break something
i am a motherfucker
koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
steviesass: I am just the scrawniest motherfucker ever
I'AM A MOTHERFUCKING'MONSTER
xsecretloveaffairx: No guilt here. ❤ I embrace who I am, and I rock that shit like a motherfucker. ✌
danceforme-motherfucker:I want you to worship my body like the radiant, amazing goddess that I am,but I also want you to pull my hair and choke me and give me love bites, lol
Yeah HAPPY BIRTHDAY I DREW YOU A THING. I AM LAUHGINGSGFOH MY GODdda tAHNK YOU SO MUCHHH♥ AHAHhh flap flap motherfucker
goldfish945: skyremains: pati79: kittykatstark: zorascreation: Yaaaaaaaasssss Gawd! #aramaic motherfucker do you speak it? holy shit i am crying you are PERFECT CRYING. Can’t stop. OMG. I have reblogged this before, but it did not bear that
equalistmako: bloodbented: equalistmako: i hope that motherfucking means PM or imma kick a few people straight on the left asscheek it has to mean PM i mean.. Nick would get ZERO viewers if it was AM because that’s all they care about is the
ninjies: i am a bad motherfucker
daneyboy: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: dduane: themasterslover: seriously-what-is-my-life: xanthewalter: wrong-url-motherfucker: Government, Monty Python Style Still brilliantly funny all these years later. BEST INSULTS whenever i find monty python
koneqo: killerjonjon: jessicatheselfishmachine: I have literally NEVER been so fucking thoroughly disgusted with someone on tumblr as I am right now. EXCUSE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. I’ve been picked up and swung around numerous times, even prior to losing
