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geometricdeathtrap: worthyourweightinfanfiction: rachellephant: tips to write college papers begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours
IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE. YOU’RE WELCOME. THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY OH MY GOD.I just spent like,
koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
rooooooooooochristmaseeeeeeeeeee: captainamuricasass: i-am-the-motherfucking-fox: scarlettsjohanssons: littlesaintfrick: scarlettsjohanssons: someone-lawled-and: pauldune: phil coulson becomes a rapper lil’ coulson phil coulson becomes a pickle
kyrafic: monobeartheater: intrnetvibes: jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car Tumblr:
ok I might be bored as hell at work right now but I just had one of those moments like “holy shit I have a job in the career path I want, in my favorite city in the world” and like I am one lucky motherfucker. And sometimes I need to remind
epsifawnshawn: semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a
schwagztheelf: adriofthedead: mysticorset: nahchillhomebro: miketooch: WHY AM I ONLY JUST NOW HEARING ABOUT THIS THING??? They don’t even have a release date for it yet. Or a price. But I’d click that link and read-up on this sweet motherfucker
So there was a motherfucking DOUBLE RAINBOW over my work today. I wonder of someone figured out how gay I am for hot Pokemon trainers or something?
heyassbutt-hellotrickster: thewitchybookworm: itisnotofimport: Misha lays down the motherfucking law. [x] I AM SO GLAD TO HEAR SOMEONE ON THE SHOW SAY THIS. I love you Misha. So, so much.
spoopy-librarian: all-city-chess-club: amor-perit: nextlifeout: guessthelabels: CAN YOU APPRECIATE ALL THIS BROWN Reblogging every time Ayeeee Love this! SOMEONE INCLUDED MOTHERFUCKING NANI I AM SO PLEASED
I’m so high right now, and so bored too.
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planetarypartypoison: I HAVEN’T POSTED SOMETHING FROM MY FOLDER IN SO LONGSO HERE. I don’t know the source and am a lazy motherfucker. Forgive me.
llukeswhore: insideweareallstilldreaming: god I’ve been waiting for this to come back TIS THE SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS “Chrissy Merrmas” I am crying omfg
yuuya-sakaki: “I CAN’T DUEL MY MOm…”“I’M NOT YOUR MOM, I AM YOKO THE SHOOTING STAR!!”“VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKERS”
simplyenigma: castiel-knight-of-hell: highjumpmeirl: castiel-knight-of-hell: historyofromanovs: notafraidofstopping876: NOW WAIT JUST A MOTHERFUCKING MINUTE I am sick and tired of people hating on this guy. Consider this: 1. They had no fucking
loliclown: Eat me, drink me, for I am your lord… now bow before me, motherfuckers. ~xoxo LoliClown
seainsect: solkarezi:ayyy it’s trans visibility day so here i am motherfuckers(he/him) oh shit
rachellephant: tips to write college papers begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience
monobeartheater: intrnetvibes: jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car
septemberlikestea:which one of you motherfuckers am i gonna think about today (reaches blindly into my comfort character basket)
mataokii-deactivated20140308: hunhan ft. i got something in my eye let me blink the motherfucker out like the kawaii princess i am.
most-awkward-moments: IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE. YOU’RE WELCOME. THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY OH MY
notesonascandal: jaygotjokes: wine-ya-waist: -G Wowsers!!! Listen. If I could do this shit, I wouldn’t allow any of you lowly motherfuckers to even look me in the EYE. That’s how much I would think I am. Seriously. This shit is amazing.
ikipin: I am BACK!! I hope everyone had a wonderful christmas!Bokuto you suave motherfucker(day 345 in the bokuaka hell, running low on food and water. no signs of getting out.)
heyyou-yeahyou-get-overhear: henclrix: zachlilley: tumblrbelike: zachlilley: NEW PROOF 2PAC IS ALIVE (X) I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HE WOULD BE BACK AT MGM GRAND 9/13/2014 It’s 12 AM idk if I’m just tired but this seems so true, like I always
carryonmy-assbutt: d-destiel: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: weepcest: #RAGE POUT “how dare u make me make a mistake motherfucker do u even know who i am” #THE FACT THAT HE KNOWS IT’S NOT SAM IN 2 SECONDS #SOMETIMES I CRY BECAUSE WINCHESTERS
“Motherfucker, I like that!”“Jetzt darfst du schreien, wenn du willst!”I am so afraid of youand I don´t know what to doI don´t like no touch of youDoesn´t matter - I love you
kforkpop: Do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life? I am that friend
I am the motherfucking princess