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ryezguy said to funsexydragonball: At the risk of getting this way out of hand. Would Chi-Chi give Mrs. Briefs a Christmas sweater? And that’s the last of ‘em! Thanks for traveling with me on this journey of ruined Christmas sweaters.Â
so there is this guy I've been talking to for the past few months, we used to talk like everyday even though we never met in person. It seems that I'm way more into him than he is into me. The past few weeks I've trying to talk to him but he just reply
In fact, you’re practically quadriplegic
So my girlfriend and I got a new queen sized bed for Christmas, so we have a bit more room for play, (those are in fact under-bed restraints in the pic, and t hey are wonderful) and for sleeping in general. Unfortunately the rails we bought for the new
nappi: seamusfnnigan: There’s this Finnish commercial which advertises glasses and I think you all should see it what makes this even better is the fact that the catchphrase is ”glasses for all purposes”
I don’t know what’s worse, the anatomy on this or the fact that Sanford looks like he’s tripping balls.
This week has been a pain in the ass so I had to draw something simple like a portrait that made me way too angry for no apparent reason.
compoundchem: Honey is a food oddity in that it doesn’t spoil. Here’s the chemistry behind why, as well as an explanation of how bees make honey: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-qn
science: The solar eclipse of August 21, 1914, seen from 66 degrees north, in the town of Sandnessjøen, in Northern Norway. Solar eclipses are always cool, and this is especially interesting to me because the center of this eclipse, the point at which
reagancharlescook: It never occurred to me to browse through the credits of Ridley Scott’s 1979 film Alien, to find out who was underneath the monstrous black mask. The man was Bolanji Badejo, a 7ft tall Nigerian design student picked up from a
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kissmywonderwoman:She’s not passionate or firey, unless she hasn’t eaten enough that day, in which case she’s kind of terrifying. She’s not sexy. In fact one of the running jokes of the show has Jake taking things Amy says and repurposing them
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zodiacsociety: Aquarius Zodiac Facts
crazy-4-breezy: phuckindope: FACTS ! baby Amen go find you some happiness or something!!!
I recall someone wanting a cum pic… EDIT: Four hours after the fact anyway…
diarrheaheartfailure: NASA discovers planet with double suns. Whether or not it is Tatooine is debatable. The existence of a world with a double sunset, as portrayed in the film Star Wars more than 30 years ago, is now scientific fact. NASA’s Kepler
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thingstocumto: I haven’t creamed anyone in a long time. In fact I haven’t had sex in months and months. Anyone want to fuck? Sure thing, baby.
revdannysmite: A well rounded man must be more than one thing. In fact he must be a wide array of things. This applies doubly so if he is a Dom. His sub will benefit enormously from a multi-dimensional Dom who can shift from facet to facet smoothly and
Fucking losers. You don't run dallas, neither do your friends. Get over yourselves. My boys and i run Dallas. Matter of fact make that Texas. Houston boys are coming to town this summer.
I literally can’t deal with how true this is, and the fact that I would’ve pulled this card too.
ronniesnark: Take heed from Venus and Serena’s father…don’t let anyone sow seeds of doubt in your kids. Dude was trying to snatch Venus’ confidence, and her dad was like, “Nah, bruh. Not today.” Miss me with your strong undercurrent of misogynistic
inup: Me and my Grape Game Cigars. I Love these.
sugarloafmtn: Fact: Sunrise is the best time of day.
006. When I was little my mom told me to be careful not to eat grape seeds or else grapes would grow inside of my body. I was so scared to eat another grape after that. LOL.
014. After watching so many things go wrong in all of my friends' relationships, and being caught in between all of that shit; it makes me scared and not want to be in relationships.
016. After everything that's happened. If I trust you, you better feel pretty fucking important to me.
025. You know what'd be cool? If someone drew something or wrote a song for me~
027. Clowns scare me so much it's not even funny. D:
030. Even though I was born here in America, I didn't learn English until my parents took me to preschool, so now there's certain words that I can't pronounce right.
031. I really, really, REALLY like getting hugs. If you ask me nicely for one, I'd give you one.
036. I like people that remember small little details about me.
040. I have a lot of cheek/baby fat. I hate it. It makes me look like my face is swollen.
043. Even though I'm a camwhore, I usually hide when someone tries to take a picture of me.
009. If someone tries to control me or be obsessive over me, or just act plain annoying, I will cut ties with you immediately and never look back.
056. I honestly can't believe it when people like me/have crushes on me.
super-trafalgar: cammiwantscock: Anytime anywhere. In fact I prefer it if it’s in public and completely humiliating. How about at a dinner party then? Do you think you’d like that? It could be an intimate little affair, just me, you, your best
yehudisha: not enough people are willing to talk about the fact that, due to conditioning, same gender attraction is uncomfortable, volatile, scary and guilty territory for a lot of wlw. that a lot of wlw feel it would be easier to date men, and feel
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hardnoctlife:gin-and-total-annihilation: My wife @hardnoctlife sent me this to torment me. Facts.
secret about me : Cicada’s and Pillbugs are my favorite insects, pill bugs aka polyrollies aren’t really bugs tho
The fuck person who sent me a picture of ACTUAL cracked knuckles like all bloody and shit It’s a figure of speech it does not give you the right to send shit like that what the fuck you’re really lucky that stuff like that dosen’t trigger me. What
The fact that Garnet has to DUCK from doorways (like she did in Keystone Motel) just pleases me immensely
dance-til-we-fuse: Every time I see this pic, it astounds me how big Jasper is and the fact that Garnet managed to beat her in a fight!I mean look at her, Garnet can perch on Jasper’s arm like a parrot no problem!
thebadgerssett: Little-known fact about me: I love bull terriers, despite not having ever drawn them, so of course I’m thrilled that Pidge owns one o’ these egg-heads. Top doodles were ref’d from various google images.
oh-the-cleverness-0f-me: Ready Player One (2018)
satans-knitwear:Think I’ve forgotten what its like to be touched by a hand that isnt my own. Again. 😭🥺Treat me ~ Tip me
quotefeeling: “I love the fact that I can make people happy, in any form. Even if it’s just an hour of their lives, if I can make them feel lucky or make them feel good, or bring a smile to a sour face, that to me is worthwhile.” — Freddie Mercury
