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Rare pics of me.  The dick in hand shot is pretty old, cause I don’t really take a lot of pics in general, let alone nude.  But it’s me, in all my glory.  Best I know it hasn’t shrunk any over the years.  In fact, I guess not much as changed
Sexy captured oppai hentai female prisoner getting a monster cock poked in her face until she succumbs to the inevitable fact that she’s getting faced fucked from the sex game Damned Kill me!
Overlooking the fact that Reba could look drop-dead sexy in a haz-mat suit, *this, girls, is how you rock lingerie! :)
U pull me up into doggie style position…one of my favorite ways to fuck…I am wearing no panties and u seem oblivious to the fact that I am still in my robe and bra…u r a focused man and I know that your hard cock so wants to fuck
lapetitepetrouchka: A GENIUS YOUNG CHEMIST WHO EXPERIMENTS ON PEOPLE “It grew on me like a drug habit, except it was not me who was taking the drugs.” At an early age, Graham Young had been fascinated with chemistry, particularly types of poison
saggyslapsdojo: Line practice of certain /MLP/ thread request Fleur: “Draw me like one of your french mares.” Fun Fact: I never seen a french horse face to …long horsey face, so I winged it a little.
batsarequiet: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better. this makes me cry. god damn hormones, get you shit together.
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
ilivetohearthesewords: makes-me-go-mmmm: Omg grabalicious! I think part of the reason I like having my flesh grabbed and kneaded and felt up so much is because it is a Master’s silent way of showing his appreciation for his pet’s body. The fact
bcrude: Mia wasted no time in getting undressed for Mr. Crude. “Blow job, or a fuck? Come on, Mr. Crude. You know you want me,” she said confidently.Staring at her tanned breasts he replied, “As a matter of fact, I do want you, but not
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051. Usually when people tell me to do something (and I mean like "do it or else" kinds of things) even if it was something that I'd enjoy doing, if you tell me to do it it just makes me not want to do it. And I will most likely purposely not do it.
Anon me facts about me that you think are probably true
My friends conversations: “So I’ve been talking to this guy…”Me: “Did you know years ago doctors weren’t 100% great at being able to tell if people were really dead and they used to bury people alive occasionally.
I don’t believe anyone has ever looked at me and gone, “asdfghjkllpjgfy”
princessmoonchul: vermillionknight: Does anybody have the lyrics for this song? It’s called “미친연애” Which means Crazy Love (Affair) (I think, don’t quote me, I don’t know Korean) The English title is called ‘Bad Girl’ by Bumkey
queen-cyclops: “Insatiable” looks so fucked up in so many ways, but the fact that the main character gets punched by a man and gets her mouth wired shut is the part that really resonates with me, because that’s not a unique experience. Fat women
061. My brain is tiny. I'm an idiot and I'm really slow. LOL. Don't ever try to drop me hints. Even if it's obvious I won't get it. I'd really rather you just tell it to me straight.
068. Kpop isn't the only thing that makes me happy. It's just the only thing that is always there for me.
please don't be intimidated by me, I'm a fucking dork
For the Anon earlier, who requested standing pics. (I am, in fact, a giant dork)
Everyone having a fit over the (perfectly clean) underwear I’ve had for like four years should be pleased to note that I do, in fact, have new undies. Got these for Christmas.
wolftyla: aside from the fact that i’m a little f*cked up and have bad anxiety, i’m lit.
brutaljuice: I hate when people walk out of my life and then randomly come back, it fucks me up so bad. I start to be okay with the fact that they are gone and when they come back I break again.
I want to bloody up Nishiki and make him cry, all weak and submissive, before caressing his wounds, stroking his hair, kissing him sweetly, and having him fuck me, so grateful, such a good pet, a good, sweet boy.
damnslippyplanet: @mishafletcher replied to your post “Today in: Slippy’s Fluffy Headcanons:” you know, slips, for all that i don’t go here, it’s real unsettling to me the frequency with which your murder
redjkolson: holdonmylove: mindofgemini: thisnoiseismusic: Hi, there. I’m wearing a shirt that reads “Kill Me”. If you saw me at a party or on the street would you promptly murder me? What about if I had a few drinks? What if I was walking alone
skylorde: livinmokotory: adhdalistair: penisennui: (via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s
lol the fact that a significant portion of my nudes end up on shock/gore blogs just speaks for itself ~beautiful nonhuman monster club~
it’s yours truly that smoothly, still sounds groovy, you can’t do me or diss me, don’t try to get with me, my style’s tricky, like spelling mississippi.
No really, seriously when I was a teenager I was pretty sure/hoping I’d be dead by 22. the fact that im still alive is as much a surprise to me as it is to literally anyone else who knew me when I was younger.
crowmunist: me trying to wrap a christmas present happy holidays
Graham kissed me while simultaneously clipping my shoulder with the door he was closing. I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed a moment that better described our relationship.
spesiria: It’s great that fandoms always get me out of my comfort zone, but for the love of god next time I decide it’s a good idea to draw biker!AU Thorin and Dwalin on AN ACTUAL MOTORCYCLE despite the fact that I’ve never drawn anything like
I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”
sinderish: ok but is no one going to talk about the fact that hanji ran head first into a barred door.
uuuuuuugh the kid that I hate decided to attack the fact that I use my hands today. I just told him to drop it and that I have cultural reasons for it, so stop. To which all his little friends laughed at me. And just…. it pissed me off, because
The ~guys v. girls~ Top Chef ads bother me, because the taglines are two entirely different messages. “Is THAT all you got, boys?”=There’s competition taking place. It’s guys versus girls yeah!!!!!!!! Show me what you got!!!!!!
I feel off and achy and tired and I have a ridiculously long day today.if you could send me nice stuff it’d be rly nice.
chiipls: tendax: medi-jay: @chiipls @chiipls The fact that two people have quoted me … Im feeling so attacked rn ………
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r-a-t-e-d–r:Show me the way to bedShow me the way you moveFuck it, it’s such a blurI love all the things you do
jocollins: thewolfbroughtindoors: historicaltimes: Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938 via reddit Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus… Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh,
ororo-storm:the fact ben barnes uses being a popular tumblr fancast as part of his resume is both hilarious and terrifying, this also leads me to believe he’s still here and he runs a darklina fan acount
softwhorecore: deadpoolsdickwarmer: The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off This makes me so happy ☺️
karlika: iloveegon: kelleygirl1701: Let me hear the answers Ecstatic, joyful, overjoyed, blissful. Confused because this bed barely fits me, let alone another possibly larger grown man. Then probably ‘fuck this it’s 3 am, I don’t wanna think
Fun fact: Nothing in the Silent Hill games scares me more than Robbie the Rabbit. That abomination shouldn’t exist. Kill it with fire.
This week has just been weird. I think it’s the fact of things going too well that freaks me out and makes me think of my past. That I don’t deserve this. Or rather that my life just…shouldn’t be going so well. That’s not
hermanngottliebs:it makes me so sad how many lbpq+ women, me included, wrote off their attraction to women as “admiration” or “purely aesthetical” before they came to terms with the fact that they weren’t straight, because they didn’t experience
saints59: My Brother thinks he’s got me were he wants me, fact is I’ve got him… I’m ovulating today… I stopped taking my birth control… and I want him to get me pregnant… so yea I’ve got him, and plan to KEEP HIM!
i mean the fact that prince harry would date meghan markle and not me?????i have been in love with him for YEARSand i am ALSO half blackand like really YOU COULDN’T PICK ME OVER HER??JUST BECAUSE SHE’S ON TVgod fucking dammityou stupid fucking ginger
In my experience, the guys who interact with me, like me. I do nothing to communicate that I’m interest in them. I’m not flirtatious, I’m not sexual, I have no history of throwing myself at anyone, in fact, I’m used to being alone, that’s
So yesterday we played this one team where they were soundly kicking our butts but we still gave it a good OL try!! So anyways, I was playing Reinhardt and was the only one of our group to get a card so the group votes for me and I get an epic BUT THEN
turing-tested:turing-tested:gay is in fact the gender that i want people to percieve me asi want people to look at me and go ‘oh i have no idea what you are but you’re definitely a homosexual’
ok so due to some posts I’ve seen about me lately and since there are people who think they can just make assumptions about me and tell others to hate me based on said assumptions, and also due to the fact I don’t want people just to believe the first
