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shortcutstohappiness: HI I AM REALLY NOT INTO BEING ME RIGHT NOW SO HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME IN A CUTE SHIRT DOING SOMETHING WEIRD WITH MY HAND AND MY BELLY SAYING HI. (I have a lot of changing room selfies for this exact purpose)
‘Are you sure?’ The computer prompted me. I stroked my Cock one more time and hit Confirm Changes. Then I sat by my phone and waited for my girlfriend to text me about feeling weird and wanting to come over. This would be worth the money.
“Please?” Lauren asked her younger brother, “this has already been so humiliating for me, won’t you at least make out with me for a few minutes to see if it will be as weird as you think? Why don’t you close your eyes and
phoenixfloe: Playing with my possum in weird lighting. I have lottts of porn videos and photo sets of furry, furry me masturbating, strip teasing, being silly and naked, anal playing, bathing, peeing and more! Email me at phoenixfloe@gmail.com for purcha
“So a couple of days ago I realized reading turns me on, it doesn’t have to be anything sexual or erotic. Just, laying on my back, reading a good book makes me really horny. Is that weird?” OK, I actually know exactly what you mean!
theglover:Trying on BioGel surgical gloves in a size 6! You actually get to hear me talk in this—but this is my weird oh-my-I’m-being-recorded voice, which sounds nothing like the real thing XD Once again, a huge thank you to the one who sent me these!
bustysister: “Please?” Lauren asked her younger brother, “this has already been so humiliating for me, won’t you at least make out with me for a few minutes to see if it will be as weird as you think? Why don’t you close your eyes
Though I still have gigs of mountains, beaches, forests and canyons to be unearthed the Salt Lake has always weirdly inspired me. After passing through SLC 5 times in the last 2 years I’m glad I finally got to take these home with me.
If I find myself Hephaestion, I pray to the gods for mine Alexander. . Give me love, oh. Give me. Loneliness is a human condition. SLEEP is the heart pulsing in my head. It’s such a weird thing to know, that today’s pains are to be tomorrow’s
peace-love-mcdonalds: lemurz: this is me sining colors of the wind disclaimer: the quality is shit and i mess up a lot and i’m still sick and it’s a weird ass angle but idk okay be nice 2 me My mind just got blown.
fuckingnastygifs: My girlfriend thought it would be funny to let me fuck her step sister Jennifer, who would probably “never get some, because she was weird and unpopular.” Jennifer was such a perfect little slut for me, that my girlfriend is no
It always weirds me out when I see an artist I look up to following me. I need to be on best behavior
Today was weird in terms of blog following me, many were real people (hi you all!) but, there were a few that looked like porn bot blogs. After my own recent run in with being blocked for simply being NSFW, I wanted to outline my rules of thumb for if
iraprince: weird little brain tweak/reframing that helped me out. i Often find that advice that seemingly helps Everyone Else doesn’t make any sense to me, in ways that are hard to describe, and it can be really frustrating. but when i find a way to
Okay hear me out.>Needs to be paleGhost girl>Needs to be bulgableGoo/slime insides.>Needs to placate my thing for stocking/glove linesStitches>Needs some kind of weird kinky elementLimbs detach; body modification for tit size thirst variety>
Considering I have a weird thing about my fingers or toes being held separated, this would drive me nuts. I am just not sure if it would be in a good way, or bad. Nor I am sure which Sir would want, were he to do this.
dusiks: We met in a strange way. You probably thought I was weird. When I knew it was a misunderstanding, I thought you would just pity me. Your first love, who seemed to still remain in your heart, made me hesitate. No. I couldn’t be honest. “He
spiritsonic: Me: You have a lot of stuff to do this morning, better be efficient and productive! Also Me: You have to draw your weird AU Sonic like the movie one, right now. You just gotta. Do it. DO IT NOW
winking-skeever:Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg white girl be tryin 2
superspicy: *inhale* still fresh it’s 3am here Heheh uh.. I hope their pose is not awkward. Tell me if it looks weird Blame wttm I never expect it’ll be a pair skate (and sensual) gdi Seeing my old wttm drawings make me sad but also happy. Can’t
stimman4000:stimman4000:went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on>be me>guy whose profile says he’s 22 hits me up >bio says he’s looking for a dude to make out with on a helicopter>little weird but ok>like 2
I can’t believe we’ve known each other for 8 and a half months and we’ve always been close but haven’t been this close until I moved back to my mom’s a mere three days ago. We’ve been flirting, talking and texting a
novaschaos: I ACTUALLY HIT 1K FOLLOWERS!!! Enjoy my face to celebrate. My /me tag (best if viewed on PC since Tumblr app is so weird) has been in need of a freshen up anyways. Don’t be afraid to chat me up babes Day crowd, eat my face
novaschaos: novaschaos: I ACTUALLY HIT 1K FOLLOWERS!!! Enjoy my face to celebrate. My /me tag (best if viewed on PC since Tumblr app is so weird) has been in need of a freshen up anyways. Don’t be afraid to chat me up babes Day crowd, eat my face
novaschaos: I ACTUALLY HIT 1K FOLLOWERS!!! Enjoy my face to celebrate. My /me tag (best if viewed on PC since Tumblr app is so weird) has been in need of a freshen up anyways. Don’t be afraid to chat me up babes
I just want to take a moment to point out how exciting it is for me to be reblogged by theunicornkittenkween. Also, I find cute penis to be rather complimentary, and not weird at all.
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME
sparklingc0xxcainelines: slutty-stripper-goddess: sparklingc0xxcainelines: crystalsanddollarbills: jamaikastrips: slutty-stripper-goddess: is it weird that being slapped in the face during sex turns me on? No I like it too. I love being slapped
anybody wanna message me something I won’t really be able to say much but I’d like to talk or be talked to idk I’m beginning to get scared and sounds are getting weird and my brain is terrible what the fuck
meaconscientia: Okay hear me out.>Needs to be paleGhost girl>Needs to be bulgableGoo/slime insides.>Needs to placate my thing for stocking/glove linesStitches>Needs some kind of weird kinky elementLimbs detach; body modification for tit size
jordan-reet: I’ve never been spoiled, this will be interesting. Babe it’s me, You know I never think anything you say sounds weird. In fact I akways like the things you have to say. I am honored to be the first person who has ever spoiled you. Not
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: nyxira: tygermama: this-is-life-actually: The weird, complicated, sexist history of pockets Follow @this-is-life-actually I don’t want to be decorative, I want to be functional. Give me some damn pockets. THIS I am
sohardheaded: magnacarterholygrail: magnacarterholygrail: i’m realizing that being burnt out/depressed for me manifests itself as being lazy in weird ways. and it’s never hard stuff, it’s always things like texting someone back or writing an
allkillernofiller: ISN’T IT WEIRD LIKE YOU’RE READING THIS POST AND YOU COULD BE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY OR IN THE SAME STREET AS ME BUT WE ARE ALL ON THIS WEBSITE AND WE ALL HAVE LIVES LIKE SOMEONE MAY BE FINDING OUT WHO THEIR REAL DAD IS TOMORROW
celticpyro: celticpyro: 50 Shades would be so much better if Christian Grey had an actual weird kink instead of being a fake-BDSM rapist and abuser. Show me a movie where an innocent intern meets a handsome, successful rich business man & then
yoursexysister: I convinced my brother to be a nude model for my art class. I told him it’d be too weird to have a strange man get naked in front if me and I wouldn’t feel safe. But once my brother got an erection, we had to take a break. I couldnt
grandpasfuckingbabes2: emmacerise: Grandpa told me that in just a few months, my belly would be as big and round as his, but that my belly would be filled with his next chid and first great-grandchild. Since I have quite weird fetish for a straight
captionspornesp: yoursexysister: I convinced my brother to be a nude model for my art class. I told him it’d be too weird to have a strange man get naked in front if me and I wouldn’t feel safe. But once my brother got an erection, we had to take
simonalkenmayer:“Its lazy for cashiers to sit downAnd it’s weird to care. Work shouldn’t be an endurance test. Let me sit. We’re not doing a survivor challenge. You don’t think people can sit down and work at the same time? You’re gonna be
I’m so scared to start s6 bc then I have to admit to myself it’s ending…. 😢…….
freshprinceofbeleriand: i-ship-you-and-me-because-i: freshprinceofbeleriand: isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs
themuseabides: God, y’all its gonna be so weird calling Sami Solomon Crowe. I…I don’t think I’ll be able to adjust and people in Sami’s tag will dropkick me :( lol I feel you
alwaysleftengineer: Chic Fresh Tees Collection Letter Floral Embroidered Me? Sarcastic? Never NASA Logo Landscape Pattern Don’t trip out Galaxy Print Don’t be sad Be rad Stay weird Cartoon Pattern Cartoon Skull Pick your favorites!
nyxira: tygermama: this-is-life-actually: The weird, complicated, sexist history of pockets Follow @this-is-life-actually I don’t want to be decorative, I want to be functional. Give me some damn pockets. THIS
dailywatson: I can’t possibly live up to what everyone thinks I am and what everyone’s expectations of me are. It’s weird—sometimes [success] can be incredibly validating, but sometimes it can be incredibly unnerving and throw your balance off
All I want is for me to be a baby. And my boyfriend to be a daddy. But he thinks it’s weird. And I love him so I don’t do it. :/
over-ana-lysing:Being an introvert can be so weird. On some days, I can talk to someone for hours before feeling drained. But on other days, someone can barely greet me and I’ll already feel exhausted.
space-cat-party-station replied to your post: DA’s new logo confuses me so much LOL IT’S SO WEIRD i love how they’re trying to be cool by being like, we took the word and then we cropped it then rotated it and cropped it some more and put
to be honest tumblr may have weird ads going on or whatever since that wouldn’t be me doing it, so just make sure you have your protection enabled and adblock and everything when you’re on tumblr and everywhere tbh that’s the most i can say ;u;
cut3panda: stability: its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive my life could be so awesome if people found me attractive omg
cakeforcouples: “I haven’t seen your boyfriend today! Not sure where he could be. Have you called or texted him? That’s weird for him to be so unresponsive. So unlike him! Well let me know when you find him! I’m here for you, after all, what
honey-slut:it’s really weird being a chubby girl w an nsfw tumblr who also has crippling self esteem issues bc ill be like yeah im fucking hot look at everyone simping when they see my pics, and then five minutes later the idea of a guy seeing me naked
ecmajor: Would anyone want to watch me draw Coke Pony? I think it might be a fun challenge. You know, transparent glassy body full of fizzy liquid and all that. What weirdness :D I may sketch that soon. Either way, i will be streaming shortly i think!
apolloscoffeeshop: flavinbagel: The internet has made me a horrible, horrible person. OH NO if you think about it, that would be really weird. I mean, it’d be like one of us slipping inside a pleather human plush to keep warm. It’s no
egophiliac: White Talking Celestia! Her hair and accessories are exactly the same as the original Talklestia, although curiously, her eye decals are completely different. Weird! Also, I think her voice may be louder, but that might just be me. The lines
Would anyone want to watch me draw Coke Pony? I think it might be a fun challenge. You know, transparent glassy body full of fizzy liquid and all that. What weirdness :D I may sketch that soon. Either way, i will be streaming shortly i think! So stay
deum0s: Going to go get a new laptop today😈 I WILL SOON BE ABKE TO GRACE EVERYONE WITH MY WEIRDNESS IN HD By the way, be sure to sell your soul to me on Myfreecams! For 666 you get your name on my wall, and 2 videos monthly! If you too 6666 you get
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