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“Look, it doesn’t have to be weird, it can just be exciting, right? I mean, if we’re both into it and we don’t tell anybody, then what’s wrong about me sucking that thick hard Cock of yours?â€
8am is a great time to be weird and creepy.Great job @soulmindeater, you are creeper #1.I am still married and not looking for random idiots who think they can be my Dom just by messaging me on tumblr. That’s just stupid.
wifeyknowsbest: whatapreciouslittlefuckfox: A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid…
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slavesdiary: I always need a hug. I am being hugged only once a week, or not at all. When I greet people mostly. Once I was told by my friend that I’m being weird and she always feels like she should’t hug me, or when she does she feels strange.
softesteve: “I look in a mirror and I see all the faults I’ve lived with for 35 years and yet people go kind of nuts for certain things about me. It’s not me being humble. I just think it’s weird.” (x)
My kind of relationship.... I wanna be in the type of relationship where me and my gf are totally comfortable around each other, and there's no pressure to act a certain way, there's no awkward moments, we can be weird, and lazy when we're together,
At any given moment, if you asked me what I was thinking about, the answer would be one of two things: katana swords, or THE POSSIBILITY OF ALTERNATE TIMELINES RUNNING PARALLEL TO OUR OWN! Proving the existence of these timelines can be pretty tricky,
also btw tumblr is being weird for me rn and not notifying me of my asks, idk if its happening to everybody or just me so if i take a while to answer you sorry about that !!
Got any weight-loss questions that your dying to be answered? Trust me, there’s not a question I can’t answer, and here at Thinspo101, there’s no such thing as a stupid/weird question. We even keep your identity safe with our anonymous
I feel as though I shouldn’t need to say this, but just for the record: please don’t use/repost my pics on other websites claiming to be me. Especially dating sites/Craigslist. Just saw/was linked to a dude using my pics on CL using my pics claiming
I just shaved my legs for the first time in 3 months, be in awe
Someone cuddle me. Or choke me. Or both.
This is gonna sound weird but I honestly hope that my whole family forgets my birthday. They have been pissing me off SO DAMN much lately and I really don’t want to celebrate with them at all. I don’t want them anywhere near me. I don’t
You guys don’t know me that well, but I’m a weirdo. Come say hello an be weird with me? 😁👋
smelterdemon: A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird
onlyblackgirl: muva-taught-me: kaiiwooo: bixbyuniversal: continue-5-4-3-2-1: blvckgeezus: mia4rmdallas: tayelchapo: lagonegirl: White people really be getting bullied by their kids I’m DEAD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ‘Not respecting parents’
Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t
Sometimes I wonder, if my life was a TV show, who people would ship me with Does anybody else do this
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
adhdxxsdiary:Me, not talking: Ah fuck, I am being weirdMe, talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
tiddygem: “i told you, if you have to be weird and watch me while i sleep, at least do it without waking me up. doesn’t that kind of defeat the whole creepy purpose??” @slbtumblng lol XD
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
my nephews and nieces are coming to visit and i am so stoked. its gonna be weird cause they dont look shit like me. but it’ll be nice to see the little bastards.
zoruargh:Okay okay okay I might be grasping at straws here but I have a theory. I have a theory and it involves Hide and how in the hell that weird-ass ending to √A could possibly be different than what it initially appears to be I know I just made
girlswholikegirls: pin-up…classic beauty. I want to be weird and get a pinup girl tattooed on me somewhere. I’d be so badass.
cocothinkshefancy: the wonderful thing about getting older is that you really can feel the giving a fuck slip through your fingers, as you evil cackle into your extra large wine glass
uuuuuuugh the kid that I hate decided to attack the fact that I use my hands today. I just told him to drop it and that I have cultural reasons for it, so stop. To which all his little friends laughed at me. And just…. it pissed me off, because
I hate being like “tell me I’m pretty/handsome/whatever the fuck I don’t have words that really work because GENDER” but it’d be nice to hear it right now
everyfetishyoucouldthinkof: My daddy always wakes me up when i am sleeping to punish me. I think he is just making things up just to have fun with me. Last time he woke me up because I didn’t turn off my lights. Daddy can be weird sometimes
phantomrose96: Being overly-familiar with a series is such a weird burden sometimes because like you’ll see some theory being passed around that you instantly know is wrong. Like it’s surprising to see people supporting it because the flaws in its
gemslashstashcache: fortuitous-scoundrel: hey there, so hey. just curious. i dont wanna get my hopes up or anything. but are there any cool guys out there…who will probably be recording the full SU Panel? u know, u can even have bad quality and split
twentyonedreamers: the weirdest thing someone has said to me recently was “you know you’re not supposed to wear the bands shirt to the concert.”why not? am I supposed to be playing hard to get with the band? like im at the show, they know i like
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stonekidman: “Okay little bro, just a peek, but you gotta promise to not tell anyone I let you jerk off onto me. Ever since you hypnotized me I’ve had this irresistible urge to have you shoot your cum all over me. I know it should be weird but
bustysister: It was fine with me that nobody else would ever understand, but my little brother was the only guy who loved my body in addition to all my weirdness instead of in spite of it like all those other boys. Because he let me be me all the time,
sarsenet: “I love it all, dude. I’ve got no complaints. And the fans may be weird or freaky but … or maybe I may be confused why they are so excited to meet me, cause I’m just a normal dude… But it’s very flattering. Very cool. And my
This weird older black gentlemen has been harassing me at my fav coffee spot. So the cute tall dreamy black barista was looking out for me and made dude leave which I thought was super cute
This week has just been weird. I think it’s the fact of things going too well that freaks me out and makes me think of my past. That I don’t deserve this. Or rather that my life just…shouldn’t be going so well. That’s not
justfortheheart: 06: “Honestly, it makes me so happy that God gave me people in my life that let me be as weird as I can get. People that enjoy my dark humor and my corny jokes (and my Teletubby costume :D).People that know I hate exercising but still
When I’m a grown up, I want my daughter to be just like you. Everything like you.Well, maybe not “exactly” similar, it would be weird. Ok, so her name would be Elle, instead That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
dogalyst: idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
praiseful: ask me anything, be weird, be sexual, confess something. i don’t really care. and i’ll check out your blog.
chauvinistsushi: fleshcircus: loverintherye: smelterdemon: A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird HONEST AF One of the most shitty feelings is feeling like a naive
sangoireseussian:daddy-frnk: hearse-in-reverse: bannerinthevalley: solitarylikeme: tinytazninja: dickrockerjanecrocker: blainedarling: heysammy: a-sorta-fairytale: imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
emperorsandwich: Would it be weird if I said that everything would be the opposite for me?That the people on my facebook cared for me more than the people on my tumblr?
violetvibez: makes me feel weird inside…kinda there are some people….i just dont…wanna be related too….. i could be related to Tom ;) So… we’re related to…. everyone! 0_o What. we’re all related huh….so we be doing incest everyday….interesting….
Id be a really terrible friend but maybe also good(?🥺) because you could tell me literally anything about yourself. No matter how secret or sensitive or weird or troubling. I’d listen to all of it. I’d help if I could and it’s what
i wonder if i scare people a bit sometimes like if i see a familiar name refollow me out of the blue i’ll usually go send them an ask or something and be like BABY YOU CAME BACK or something I DON’T MEAN TO BE WEIRD AND CLINGY I JUST LIKE
Marvel stuff is great but I feel like you’re sleeping on just how awesomely weird DC can be.(docjackal)more like ignoring. some things should be ignored.
yangxiaolong-the-meddler replied to your post:yolfscorner replied to your post: ok so tharja is… it gets really weird when you do hook up with lucina and robin’s resulting daughter ends up being chrom’s GRANDdaughter and it makes the time travel
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