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Sometimes you just gotta play with yourself at work.
You got me at “nipples”. sadisticgames: So, why Sadistic Games? Is it that I enjoy causing pain? Do I want to strap you down and beat your ass with a cane? Perhaps. Is it that I want to watch as you walk around the library, frantically
you-me-at-sykes: “All they sing about is wanting to kill themselves & death & their music is full of hate” Really? You still think that? “Open your mind before your mouth” before you criticize the people who saved my life.
you-wish-you-had-this-url: catp0rn: this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com no okay but let me tell you a story so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself
rakuras replied to your post:*sneakily fixes the link on the last question…(judging intensifies)*throws waterbottles at* NYAR NYAR!
You knew when you left me at home all day locked in my collar, cuffs, and chastity belt that I would have to look in the mirror, see myself in those potent symbols of my slavery to you.
mcsiggy: Trying to draw again after exhausting yourself and or having depression draw funks that is hard to get out of is hard because you wanna draw!! wanna get shit done!! but then you try and you look at your pen like Work??????????? Do the thing
☀️☀️ Day at Daytona Beach always a blast ….ending the day with a yummy drink and dip in the hot tub….. All you naughty followers need to cum join me on vacation ….I promise it’s always a good time. ☀️☀️
Hey guys, sorry I havent been active in a while. Life is busy at the moment! Please continue to message me/send me asks/subbit I promise i’ll get round to them all eventually when I have a break!Love you all so much
You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and porn I draw cause people like bouncing on the sticks up their ass. But then you see basically nothing on something that is actually fucking offensive and disrespectful as fuck. You might
Me: *actually get up early and does normal human adult things* heck yeah I got this look at me being responsible!!Me:*10 mins later finds beers*……. heck yeahhhh rewards for doing like 5 adult things!!! *gets back in bed watching Hulu* Lolol
thecorruptedquietone: funnygamememes: Am I the only one who never knew this?!? #I THIUOGHT HE WAS JUST TELLING ME I WAS DOING A GOOD JOB *sticks out thumb* hrm…… uhhh
glutenfreewaffles: Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA AND THEN YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT.
You know what’s awesome? I had a great day at work today :) After yesterday being totally awful…today was great! The boys actually HELPED me, like spent a good dedicated half hour showing me things they should have shown me over a month
disastertiffic: disastertiffic: Saying “I’m back on my bullshit” is funnier when you cycle through hyperfixations at random intervals because no one knows what bullshit you’re talking about unless you’ve made it obvious before or while saying
warm-suggestions:it’s not always about being extremely good at something. sometimes it’s about being able to bring your own style to the table and just having fun with it. you don’t always have to be the best, you can just be you.
To the anon who messaged me earlier thank you for pointing that out to me, I was unaware of that at the time and have hopefully taken care of it.
panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
cataclysmictranquility:do you ever look at your pet and you can literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much
fourchambers: If you have any inquires or questions for or about Four Chambers, Vex is going to be making a Q & A video so if you have any questions you can ask them here or email us afourchamberedheart [at] gmail [dot] com ✖ I’m going
You know you need to slow it down a bit and pace yourself better at the gym when your heart starts to get achy. My bad little friend…love you buddy. It was the preworkout, little guy. I literally felt like I kept going too.
perspicaciousbovril: There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: softconnor: mangohue: @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken tag where you stand on the mint ice cream discourse
youthanasic: thorinsmut: a blog: *follows me* me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them. guards: *drag the unwitting blog before
me: Okay brain, I gotta focus on filling up my queue so I can’t do anything that’s gonna distract me, but I want something to listen to while I do it. Maybe some podcasts or video reviews I don’t have to look at?my brain: Naw. Music.me: Music’s
marinasexual: THE WORST FEELING EVER IS WHEN YOURE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TELLING SOMEONE SOMETHING AND YOU CAN JUST PHYSICALLY FEEL THEM NOT CARING AT ALL SO YOU TRY HARDER BUT YOU JUST CANNOT GRASP THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU SLOWLY FADE OUT AND LET THEM GO BACK
liveinphoenix: do you ever get like random bursts of wanting to do something productive like HEY IM GUNNA WRITE A BOOK or IM GUNNA DRAW SOMETHING YEAH but then after like five minutes you realise you cant do either and go back to doing nothing at all
timahina: You ever look at one of your ships that you just fucking love and seriously ask yourself WHY do you actually ship it and literally nothing comes to mind.
personalperformance: You know you’re hung when even Magnum XL condoms are this tightly stretched around your cock, and I’m only at like, 85% hard here. Since a few of you seem to be interested, I figured I’d share this from my other blog.
You loved that you could smell even after you dropped him off……………………… KSU-Frat Guy: Over 54,000 followers and 40,000 posts. Follow me at: ksufraternitybrother.tumblr.com
me an you at the movies… now you know why i asked you NOT to wear any panties…
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: likeadamnfiddle: edgebug: thesarahsaurusrex: edgebug: video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*me: uh oh video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo* me: fuck video game:
thedoghouse09: When your partner is at the hair store sending you pictures and you just love them so much. @iamapaperuniverse You are the best!!
You ever get stopped in a store and immediately think “oh shit what did I do wrong?!?”
at-seapoint:im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
teabeard: theannoyingbookwormblog: Do you ever just want to read something but no book is the right one? Like, they can all be amazing but they are not The book you need at that moment More often than you’d think!
you-had-me-at-kellic: b4zingaa: perezhilton: What is wrong with this picture??? You’ll see it soon ;D I JUST FELL OFF MY BED YOU CUNTS
inkskinned: do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top
adamnsight: Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even
o-natah: seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts
Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you.
ofsherlock: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
That moment of clarity late at night when you realize that all the things you dream of are permanently beyond your reach and even the most simple of them would mean hurting people you care about so you just give up all feeling of hope for yet another
you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: organaeverdeen: I’m going to show you some pictures and you have one word to describe them. he probably meant evil baby, which is even better. harry you fuckin legend
You bet me that you’d last a week in chastity without begging for release. You LOST, begging by day 5.Forget about buying drinks for a month. The bet was a lie. I’d meant to wait for day 7, but…You’ll be locked for At Least 2
you know when there’s just so much stuff you want to get done and you don’t know where to start from so you kinda just stare at it and don’t do anything
seaquitsong: dancinghomestuckforever: the bad part about being an introvert is that you feel like you get left out of everything but at the same time you’re not sure you wanted to go out and do the thing anyway…
You want to share this bunk with me? Well you’re on the bottom. I’m not talking about which bed you’re sleeping in. You won’t be getting much sleep at all…