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You already know what being invited to dine at your boss house means, don’t you? He is going to tell you that you’ve a beautiful wife, that he’d like to sleep with me and you’re going to tell him that you’ve often fantasised
At the party, your boss led you and your wife upstairs, toward his home office, and told you to wait outside. From the other side of the door, you clearly heard her moans and her beg "oh, god, fuck me,“ as your passivity said, louder than
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one-step-at-a-time-x: People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you
“You didn’t fuck me hard enough, bitch!” your ex-yelled at you when she came back to get the last of her things. 20 minutes later you fucked her so hard she forgot why you guys broke up, as you kicked her to the curb
You know the rules. 5 steps behind me at all times. Eyes on my heels. I stop, you stop. I walk, you walk. No talking ever. If you make it through the day with no mistakes I will let you watch as I undress before you put your hood back on. | Caption
this is what you see if you pick me up at the bar
Someone made a stupid move and cut me off really dangerously today and when I honked my horn at them both the driver and the passenger flicked me off (??? I did nothing wrong it was all you but ok) so I held a peace sign out the window and they both flick
Me: Ok here is my opinion on this and my reasoning Them: Uhm ok but on paragraph 3 line 6 you said something that slightly contradicts your point which means you’re wrong 👀 👀 👀
Happiness How much of you’re happiness are you willing to give up for the one you love? Always smiling, always at your best, my sunshine…. Even on your worst days you still look so perfect, without even trying I was mesmerize by you , by the beauty
galra-prince-lance: me, a writer, staring at one sentence for 10 minutes straight: i don’t know what’s wrong with you but i don’t like you
you-the6: Where tf my soulmate at, i need you bitch
Blog porn like no one you know is following you.
stone-faced-sunset:mamalalonde:yungbiochemist:Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt#if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear Diagrams are accepted
You know what would make me super happy? If I woke up to five more followers, thus putting me at 1500. Please and thank you?!
theosartisticthematics: grapehyasynth: mattxpike: High-functioning anxiety sounds like… You’re not good enough. You’re a bad friend. You’re not good at your job. You’re wasting time. You’re a waste of time. Your boyfriend doesn’t love
It’s Sunday night and I’m stuck on my laptop so if you ever had a question that you actually wanted answered (notoriously bad at getting through my inbox sorry) now is your time(full disclosure, totally not a picture of me right now. right now I am
emiello:Pros of dating mei’m rly soft and squishyi’ll make you hot beverages in bed i’m good at compliments you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names Cons of dating me ummm?? zero i am a goddess
you know you are doing it wrong when your healer is screaming at their screen, "fuck you, you fucker i'm gonna kill you" while healing you
do you ever just sit there and think you’re not good enough for anyone to really actually like you or even love you for more than a few weeks and that you’re not good enough at anything to make an actual career out of it so your whole life you’re
sansacinderellalily: grapehyasynth: mattxpike: High-functioning anxiety sounds like… You’re not good enough. You’re a bad friend. You’re not good at your job. You’re wasting time. You’re a waste of time. Your boyfriend doesn’t love you.
skywordsord: when you guys make sad posts and no one responds and you think no one cares no no no noononnonono that’s not true tbh I would totally be fixing up chicken soup for you and hug you if you are sad but I’m jsut not good at wording things…….
re-fuzaichakushin: people’s favorite characters usually reflect their personality or what kind of personality they admire then you look at the cute innocent person whose favorite characters are all coldhearted murderers and it’s like “shit”
latelycravingmore: So today at work I was helping this cute dorky girl in the fitting room and I was like “if you need anything else you can ask me, I’m Emily” and she smiled and took out her phone and said “ok what’s your number in case I
At my heart i am a stubborn, pain in the ass survivalist. We all are. Adrenaline is a hell of a thing xD I’ll die when I’m dead and fuck you if you try to kill me before that.
you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: toocooltobehipster: I FEEL SO SORRY FOR H IM OMG ME HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BADLY
pinkcookiedimples: ladiesandlemonade: homuratrash: carry-on-my-otp: THERE’S A SEQUEL vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”
you-apostrophe-re: youmeatwarpedtour: mrjoshfranceschi: swankemeyer: So a couple songs into You Me at Six’s set in Mansfield, MA the other day, Josh Franceschi reached down and stole my camera from me. He took a couple pictures of his fellow bandmates
you-me-at-dicks: blowfranceschi: DANIEL FLINT POUND ME HARDER THAN YOU POUND THOSE DRUMS.
austincarl1le: do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really
I’m going to attempt to drown myself. You can try this at home, you can be just like me.
pokemon-personalities: lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’
If you’re working in retail for the holiday season like me and have developed a loathing for Frozen, I am so sorry. I feel you on all the levels
Do you ever have that moment in a bookstore where there’s a bunch of people around you and you’re just like “ah yes my people” but at the same time you’re also like “why you gotta crowd the aisle with your presence
kingsbellamy: DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR
Happy birthday to the most amazing person ever, 5ever my favorite, my best friend @hella-bogus; it scares me how much I love you.For a writer I’m really bad at writing anything about the people I love without sounding cheesy, but you are seriously so
Do you ever look at someone and go “wow I’m really glad you’re not in my life anymore”
me to boyfriend: I wish I was that pretty *stares at you until you compliment me*
I miss talking to everyone!! all the lil angels who have been with me since the beginning, when I was a baby bun with a sticker chart and worried about telling darfin I liked to call him daddy and now look at me - I just drove darfin to a town an hour
bored late at night with a dead dash=tmi I have not shaved anything at all on my body for at least a week and a half…more likely it’s been +2 weeks yayayayayayayayyaaaaaaaaaaaaa! thank you for your time
you had me at hello and lost me at goodbye
I’m gonna say the one thing you aren’t supposed to say. I love you… but I love me more. -Samantha Jones, Sex and The City (at Miami Dade College - Kendall Campus)
You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.
thecoffeetragedy: friendly reminder that you are allowed encouraged to spam me with headcanons at any time of the day or night.
spade-kitten replied to your post:I don’t like being shorter thaan youuuu -pouts- I bet you didn’t even know it was me ;w; baka I knew you wouldn’t know it was me, though I atleast thought you knew my height as well. :P I think we talked
Me when you post Ace Attorney stuff: Oh cool look at this thing that I don’t know anything about but Shads enjoys. Neat. Me when you start posting Ace Attorney original art, knowing your art spawns obsessions:(nobutforrealthough)[softly]so what you
you-had-me-at-downton: “There I was, auditioning to be the next James Bond, when this bloke barges in front of me.” (x) Hugh Bonneville photobombs Adrian Lester backstage at the BAFTA TV Awards
You had me at hello, lost me at goodbye, & everything in between, I guess was a lie...
Rubbing my pussy. If you cared at all you would send me dirty messages 😋
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