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Cheshire cat another of one of my favorite characters just cause I always feel like I resemble him as far as personality I never make sense people are always calling me crazy and I never stop smiling also my unbirthday :) repost if it’s your unbirt
cocksuckingcuckhold: cat-can-have-my-tongue: Cat likes to make me ask for the chance to clean her up after she’s been downtown with the boys. As if I have a choice. Reblog and follow Cat: catwillhaveyourtongue.tumblr.com Yes Mistress
Whoooo Earthquake! My first ever in my life. I guess I’m officially Californian now. It was a 6.0, that was both exciting and a little frightening. One of my cats meowed at me and stared at me like it was my fault that he was awakened by the whole
asianastarr: In the same position, going on 16 minutes now, Martin whips me with the cat o’ nine tails and THIS is what makes me cry. But I’ve got to control my tears or I won’t be able to breathe through my nose and my ball gag-stuffed mouth.
sometimes things are sent to me from amazon and I don’t get a slip for who sent it. so thank you to whoever sent me this velvet corset and shrug from my wishlist! I wanted it for Kali :D my boyfriend took a few photos of me as Kali, I’ll be putting
sneakyfeets: my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is: me, holding up my cat: stinky wife: no!! don’t be mean!!! me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
simplyshrinking: lolsofunny: 8bitrevolver: sizvideos: This is my favorite thing. Badass hero cat. The cat is like “just scratch me now please hooman” Now that’s one brave and badass loyal cat.
beatlesweatles: sneakyfeets: sneakyfeets: my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is: me, holding up my cat: stinky wife: no!! don’t be mean!!! me, swaying him back and forth
fragmentedvisions: MY CAT AND I ARE HOLDING HANDS. HER PAW IS WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER. IT’S ADORABLE. Why hasn’t my phone made any “You texted me pictures of your cat” notifications yet? Is it broken? Should I call Verizon? (PS I <3 you
bakedhoney: Princess plug time. Yeah, I’m sitting on my bathroom floor. My cats were sleeping peacefully on my bed and I didn’t feel like waking them and having them stare at me as I spread my legs and put in my princess plug (: 👀
gorilllas: some of you know this already but the absolute worst thing to ever happen to me was when a boy threw a cat on me and i tried to catch it and my thumb went up its butthole This made me laugh out loud so hard my roommate was looking at me
perceptivedominance: Meet My pet, my cat Vixen. he’s almost like a dog, but he’s a cat. Trust Me. It’s just a characteristic of the Abyssinian breed. Everyone say hi to Vixen, @milk-me-hard. Kink should be playful. It should be intense, and most
notsoamazingalison: howaboutsomespacelove: the-art-of-fangirling: annikapaap: I am this cat could this be any more accurate And this cat is me. my soul cat :3 Oh look, me. xD
infamousnfamous: awwww-cute: We built her a cat tower to give her a place to seek refuge when my puppy bugs her. I think we need a taller tower that is the face of a cat with nothing left to lose
glyndarling: thenatsdorf: Water cat and land cat playing together. Why has nobody reblogged this and tagged me, yet? This is integral to my survival and general well-being.
europ-eyn: sabrinagrimm: MY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND SLOWLY PUSHED A GLASS OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND BROKE IT SO FUCKING CALMLY cats
malfxoys: my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come
pyroluminescence: Sometimes I want to crawl onto someone’s lap and purr at them except I’m not a cat and this bothers me a lot
toastyglow: after scrapping with the ferals and the tabbylet you brush my matted furhow I’d knead into your chest while you were sleepingshallow breathing made me purr
projectbubble: Part of the Bazooka series, developed and photographed by Lee Roberts facebook.com/cleverprimeuk With thanks to model Jorge Hernandez Villena. Me - Hey Jorge, you love cats right? Jorge - Sure. Me - Try and fistbump my cat! It’ll be
rebelrevealed: cats are awesome..quirky,playful and cuddly…just wonderful. well all except MY cat…he simply looks at a toy and then looks at me as if to say “and just WHAT do you expect me to do with THAT? I do NOT play, fetch or otherwise. I bat
elizabethandrews: @David_Andrews1 grabs my face and pulls my hair while he tells me that he is going to bind and gag me. www.clips4sale.com/38880/9198101 - Elizabeth Andrews : Cat Suit Playtime With Mr Big Boss
grand-theft-otters: brownsugablackpowa: glyndarling: thenatsdorf: Water cat and land cat playing together. Why has nobody reblogged this and tagged me, yet? This is integral to my survival and general well-being. @grand-theft-otters I love Pip
chris-the-anime-cat replied to your post: chris-the-anime-cat replied to your post: “I… You sure? Is there anything I could do to help? :( next time, when I order pizza, someone other then me have to eat the pizza, and I want my apartment
skybread: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: missingagloe: fresh-prince-of-taco-bel-air: Zero is a hero. My mother’s cat did the same exact thing when I was born! ANIMALS PROTECTING SMALL HUMANS KIND HUMANS HAVE GIVEN THEM A WARM HOME AND PETTINGS SO
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean
bright-witch: biohazerd: glyndarling: thenatsdorf: Water cat and land cat playing together. Why has nobody reblogged this and tagged me, yet? This is integral to my survival and general well-being. @kathereal @cyanea-capillata behold this purity
I had to get photographic evidence of this evil shithead cuddling with me because he’s never cuddled me before. We’ve taken to “narrating” his stupid actions like he’s stewie and I’m lois because I’m pretty sure
shroom-goddess: awwww-cute: My cat likes to take baths with me This is beautiful and perfect and I wish my cat would do this
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let-the-phoenix-fly: malfxoys: my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating.
jumpingjacktrash:breelandwalker:electricpentacle:prokopetz:It can be difficult to understand just how routine-oriented cats can be if you’ve never owned one. If my oven timer goes off and I’m slow responding to it, my cats will run and fetch me and
mechandra:across the river willametteI moved away and couldn’t take the cats. I cope by watching a 16-second video of Bennett purring on repeat. Watching other cats doesn’t satisfy that need; I miss my cat, the one that knew me. Sigh.Anyway, cat comics
prokopetz: Me: *tosses a treat to my cat* Cat: *swats it out of the air with her paw, sending it flying across the room, down the hallway and out of sight* Cat: Cat: *the most pitiful meow*
davinky-deactivated20210909:davinky-deactivated20210909:i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPEDcats on a 50 ft tall screen:
alexaloraetheris: ladyshinga: (source) callmebliss: Can haz snackytreat notcaycepollard: dualclock: My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door. My cat:
sandersstudies:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:My cats hate each other and fight all the time but when we leave my boy cat (who has the world’s tiniest meow) on the porch too long our girl cat will start to yell at me to let him in. Idk
anz-momo: Hugo The Cat Love Meow, lovemeow.com This is how a cat changed a man and brought happiness into his life….“I grew up my entire life without ever having a pet. Last September, Hugo changed that for me, and brightened my world,” said Hugo’s
stellarsarah: fantasticcatadventures: my boyfriend calls me to tell me about random cats he saw and petted and if that’s not true love then I don’t know what is The only acceptable cat calling
malfxoys:my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home
acc: ghostparties: brittanyharrold: apassingfeeling: (via gemma correll) this is me and loxly having secret conversations in cat language :) omg yes ♥ this is me right now with my cat Chantilly…Ok now she is attacking my necklace ^^
notcaycepollard: dualclock: My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door. My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up
trans-mom: scaredlittlebug: glyndarling: thenatsdorf: Water cat and land cat playing together. Why has nobody reblogged this and tagged me, yet? This is integral to my survival and general well-being. rare footage of @blitzfrau and @trans-mom gosh
edwardspoonhands: paul-is-my-bitch: I wonder what cats dream of? My cat is sleeping right next to me right now and I’m fairly sure she’s dreaming about how much she loves me. I mean, that’s the only logical answer right?
fuckyeahtattoos: My cattoo a couple minutes after it was finished. I got my cat on my wrist to keep me grounded, I have had cats my whole childhood so it reflects my past and I want to be a vet so it also reflects my future. I got it done by Kyle Messina
flovvright: posting my content aware scaled cat collection as an act of nonviolent protest against my friends who say they’re “creepy” and “frightful” join me, and take a stand for the promotion of distorted cats
bibliophilem: “Cats don’t love their humans.” Yeah, okay, please tell that to my cat who falls asleep on my chest or under the blanket with me each night and is in my lap not even five minutes after I get home from work and sit down.
I am actually having the worst day - I slipped and fell on ice, I got chemicals shot into my eye, one of the cats scratched me at the shelter, I almost threw up in public, my cat just broke my controller into pieces and I got a surprise bill to payI am
jaredpotterlecki: soundcheckyrself: If you know me, you probably know my cat Random. Random appeared out of the blue three years ago when my previous cat was dying of kidney disease. Random has been with me for most of her four years, and I always bring
trying to save this dumb lightning bug and shit cause I know my cats are going to slaughter his dumbass crawling on the floor and what does he do to repay me? he flies all up in my face just to land a few inches away. I hope my cats shred you to death
summerchulo: in San Francisco, I lost my cell phone, I locked us out of the air bnb, our waitress spilled hot miso soup on me, I lost โ, my friends cat used my face as a step ladder and scratched me, and I ate an entire pepper and cried cause it was
This is my cat, taylor and this a mothefucker cat and get high with me, my bad, sorry
themiserablelifeofalarryshipper: gendrybaratheon: myraggedydetective: myraggedydetective: my cat came out of the closet and terrified me i meant this like he physically strutted out of a closet my cat isnt gay i dont think #if your cat strutted
I found this on the Spidey & Deadpool Facts blog and it made me immediately think of your Peter and Venom!(witchy-cats)ok i read this scene waaaay before i knew anything about venom. it…might’ve stuck with me more than i realized
