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When my friends do stupid stuff and make me question why I’m their friend. And the same species..
hi guys, this is my pussycat she is called Leisel and she is my doppelganger and she loves face lickies and her mortal enemies are shoelaces. fuckyeahgodsgirls: Meet Vex!
me as a top?Me. AS. A. TOP.I’m so awkward. this set was an absolute dream to shoot and we’re both incredibly happy and proud of it!you can pick the set up on my patreon during the month of April.read more about the content here : https://www.patreon.com/
Cats make the best alarm clocks
the-treasures-untold: Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who They’re pretty accurate
My dad just sent me a picture of my cat’s hairball she puked up this morning, and it looks waaaaaay too much like a penis.
My cat Giz isn’t doing very well. Please send me lots of good thoughts. I love him so much and I’m kind of a wreck tonight.
theguineapig3: Ojisama to Neko: “I’m right here.”[Original comic can be found on Twitter HERE] I went ahead and put the translation on the original comic, just because it’s good practice for me as I work on my own comics and art. It forces me
My girlfriend and me.
raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing
ohvex: ohvex: boop boop boop vex : twitter // tumblr // instagram this is probably my most ‘tumblr’ post ever but I care not! I just gotta add a cat and some pizza and I’m sorted. DIDN’T I SAY THIS WAS SO TUMBLR RIGHT? wow such
My battle hamster has issues moving along carpet. It does fine on wood or marble floors, but when it's on carpet it goes slowly and I get a bit nervous that some random hair or cat fur is going to get jammed up in the mechanism and ruin it. How are
cat keeps drinking all my juice he has an unhealthy obsession with fruit juices help
proletarianprincess: you come to me…. on the day of my daughters wedding…. and you ask me for a favour
ayeitsnotbilly: OH MY GOD GUVE ME THEM BOTH 😭💕
apolloadama:bigpapaonatrain:This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebeok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN
unflatteringcatselfies: This is my orange fluff-ball from Hell. Her name is Patillo aka “The Flaming Killer Cheeto” and i love her to death.
gaileyfrey: admiral-shmoo-the-slow-worm: roceemo: beetleboo: dimedog: “So this is Jack and he has some sort of type of laryngeal paralysis? At least thats what the vet told me.” @ literally all of my followers *deepest voice imaginable* wrow.
mockwa: I didn’t go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice
pangur-and-grim:my terrible girls, welcoming me home
cats-cakes-and-catastrophes: I just need someone to grab my ass and spank me, is that too much to ask??
a-dope-vandals-dream: ragewang: uncomfortableconfusion: The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr do not do this to my frail and mortal being Number 4 just brought me such intense happiness
vag-badger: For those of you who follow me, you’re already probably aware that my roommate passed away unexpectedly on February 26th. She left behind her cat, Trill, who is in need of a new home. She’s a sweetheart, but she and I don’t get on well
coltre:she comes in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.
Just fuck my life and kill me already.
My freaking cats just love doing this to me and I endure it because after they are done they lay down and just look SOOO CUTE!!!
toralei: MY KITTEN WAS OUT OF CONTROL SO I ZIPPED HIM INTO THE HOODIE WITH ME TO TRY AND CALM HIM DOWN BUT HE CRAWLED DOWN AND OUT OF THE SLEEVE
catversushuman: They make wrapping presents a bit more exciting, I suppose. ——— Long comic to follow! ——— Oh, and just an FYI, my commission shop is open! Feel free to email me if you have any questions. xo Yasmine
koztastic: daywalkerindisguise: RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO REBLOG FOR YOU BUT I DON’T GET MANY BUNNIES ON MY DASH YOU LIKE CATS RIGHT? of course you do, and who doesn’t love ravioli?
occasionalmadness: buggy-heichou: Me when I fight enemies in video games. I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever. And I’m not sure which cat I am.
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: my roommate and i are temporarily taking care of a Very Small Tiny Kitten that her aunt found in a boarded up shed and shes GONE and its just me in the house with the kitten and its Too Small i cant handle this too small
coltre: c0ffeekitten: thecutestofthecute: coltre: she come in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.
airyairyquitecontrary:(via My kitten decided I looked hungry, so he went out and hunted me some breakfast. On a related note, my kitten can’t hunt. - Imgur)
strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646
iwannapushyourdaisies: “i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid” me:
apolloadama: bigpapaonatrain: This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN
catsbeaversandducks: Cats That are Being Called Back to the Mothership “Farewell, hoomans, my planet needs me!” Via Sad And Useless
culturedkitten: thebestoftumbling: “NO MOOORREEE” 🙊 omfg
digit-like-a-bigot-spigot: havingconversations: what-is-this-fruitsnackery: My cousin is trying to toilet train her 20 pound cat and she sent me this and I’m crying LMFAOOOO ????? BODE ON THE COMMODE
isaacwasgood:my angel, she’s been at my side all day, shielding me from bad vibes and negative thoughts
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean
creatingpathstowander: excess-of-cats: laurdlannister-kingslayer: lord-kitschener: prochlorperazines: kinasty: i had to brush and trim some small mats out of paskhas ass fur today and let me tell you something: she hated it don’t bite my boob
beksboys: IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was
Last night he was cute and cuddly and actually let me pet him. At the vet, he was so very pissed off at having to get a thermometer up his butt. He cried, and Juvia jumped up and licked his face and then sulked in his carrier. But the dog and cat are
I’m babysitting 2 dogs, as well as take care of my own dog and cat. They’ve all been going nuts chasing each other, crying, howling, peeing/pooping inside. But I put on a ticking clock sound I found on Youtube and they’re all out like
My husband and I are going to rescue a cat tomorrow and I’m excited.
bootybottom: bootybottom: my favorite prof is this young dude who is an aggressive cat lover and every time the debates get too heated in class he just puts a picture of his cat on the screen and talks about how fluffy he is until we all calm down
my cat titty fucked me up today and by fucked me up I mean she scratched my tummy in an effort to get off of her fat butt and out of my lap
this whiskey and ginger ale is strong as fuck, so i think i’m gonna play the sims or craft. haven’t decided yet. ~wild monday night~
cats-and-cardigans: cats-and-cardigans: sherrocked: One of my white gay friends just said I don’t know how it is to be hated against. I’m fucking a queer Palestinian poc hijabi. Boy I don’t have to say I’m queer for people to hate me, they
me-and-hermann: heroscafe:askthinkharder: chaoticbanter: catsbeaversandducks: Comic by ©The Oatmeal I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true this is why i dont own a cat this is why i own a cat This is why I ❤️my cat
jesscats: my brother walks in and sees me looking at this and he’s like ‘is this what you do all day?’
conquerorwurm: One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least
cat-pun: gender: a collection of thoughts and feelings im not here on this earth to argue with cis people, or justify myself, or debate about my identity with strangers. im here for other nonbinary people who feel the same way and also to drink some
my cat started banging on my door and woke me up then didn’t even come in wtfI’ve seen no cat when I opened either so as far as I’m concerned it was a ghost
doctorfeliuzumaki: homovikings: My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this
Kitty cat bloopers from the set I just took! Aoliath and Nova just had to be apart of it 😂Catch the first part of the photo set on my OnlyFans!
My rescue cat, Jasmine 😻 Someone just let her go right in front of my house. I grabbed some dry food, she came right to me, and ate out of my hand. I just had to keep her and love herOhhh she’s gorgeous! We used to have a lil kitty like that with
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